Post your favorite joke

Mandygring

I'd love to hear your jokes...I love laffytaffy jokes.

SneakyVee

My life

123liveoak

My dating life

Mandygring

You poor ppl lol

SneakyVee

My sex life is not to be truffled with though

djchaney73

A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her
first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another
woman. Plus, she couldn't find a new lover who could satisfy her
sexually, so she put an ad in the classifieds:
Wanted: A good looking, single guy who won't beat me, won't leave me,
and is good in bed.
About a week later, her doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a
man with no arms and legs on her front porch.
"I'm here about your ad," he says.
"You must be mistaken," she says.
"Let me explain," he says. "I can't beat you, I don't have any arms.
And I can't run away because I don't have any legs."
"But," she asks, "How do I know you're good in bed?"
"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

Mandygring

Lol

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SneakyVee

Christmas Easter Only

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PaulaWallaDingDong

My favorite one is kinda racist. The punchline is the name of a Native American tribe. I mean, it's not an actual attack on them. Just a play on words. I still feel dirty when I laugh at it, though.

Versicolour

My favourite joke is actually the only one I remember. It is long though and I don't have the energy to type it all out now.

It starts off: A frog goes to the bank to ask for a loan..

SneakyVee

my self esteem

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djchaney73 wrote: »

A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her
first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another
woman. Plus, she couldn't find a new lover who could satisfy her
sexually, so she put an ad in the classifieds:
Wanted: A good looking, single guy who won't beat me, won't leave me,
and is good in bed.
About a week later, her doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a
man with no arms and legs on her front porch.
"I'm here about your ad," he says.
"You must be mistaken," she says.
"Let me explain," he says. "I can't beat you, I don't have any arms.
And I can't run away because I don't have any legs."
"But," she asks, "How do I know you're good in bed?"
"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

That made me chuckle

KeepRunningFatboy

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

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SneakyVee

i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »

My sex life

I said this already

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ekim2016

How about the homesick Polynesian nymphomaniac who was longing for Samoa....

Ralphone

2 nuts where walking down the street and one was assaulted

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Ralphone

Lol

Mandygring

Q: Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed?

A: Because he had low elf esteem

Mandygring

I just saw that one haha

ImperialFudge

Once there were 3 friends walking down the street. 1 was called poop, 1 was called shut up, and the other was called manners. Suddenly, poop fell down and broke his leg! Shut up called the ambulance. When the ambulance arrived, shut up went to greet them. "What's your name?" Asked the medic. "Shut up." Replied shut up. "That's not very nice!" Said the medic. "Where are your manners?" So shut up replied "over there, picking up poop."

djchaney73

Q: What's the difference between a dead prostitute and your job?

A: Your job still sucks...

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TheRoadDog

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

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