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What did one casket say to the other casket?
Is that you coffin?3 -
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What do you do if your nose goes on strike?
Pickett!!!
Hahahaha hahahaha!!!!!!1 -
What goes "quick, quick"?
Duck in a hurry.1 -
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What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
“Use the horse, Luke!”1 -
A horse walked into a bar. Bartender asked him, why the long face ?0
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UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »Local police have launched a murder investigation after a body was found in a rice field yesterday. It appears that the victim was killed at that location with a small stone figurine. Police are not yet releasing the victim's name, but they say this seems to be the county's first ever case of a knickknack paddy whack.
Honestly there's some real news stories that could be posted too. Lol0 -
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A bonus humor pill...a little Christmas humor...☺
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve. The mall was packed with last minute shoppers.
As they walked through the mall, the wife was surprised when she turned around and her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot of shopping to do.
She was worried and called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."2 -
How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a lightbulb??
It all depends on whether or not the lightbulb wants to phage0 -
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Mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink. Bar tend says we don't serve mushrooms here. Mushroom sas why not I a fun guy.1
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Working at home sucks...
....if you’re a firefighter.1 -
Read it aloud
Me:Knock knock
You:Who’s there?
Me:I eat mop
You: I eat mop who
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what did one Kiwi (New Zealand) Statue say to the other Kiwi (New Zealand) Statue??
Statue Bro!1 -
Lol those are great haha I really needed a laugh today0
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i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »My jokes are too dirty to post here, you all got good ones though. Thanks for sharing
Inbox it lol0 -
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Lol why0
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