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  • Ralphone
    Ralphone Posts: 1,847 Member
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    Lol
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
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    Q: Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed?

    A: Because he had low elf esteem
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
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    I just saw that one haha
  • ImperialFudge
    ImperialFudge Posts: 186 Member
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    Once there were 3 friends walking down the street. 1 was called poop, 1 was called shut up, and the other was called manners. Suddenly, poop fell down and broke his leg! Shut up called the ambulance. When the ambulance arrived, shut up went to greet them. "What's your name?" Asked the medic. "Shut up." Replied shut up. "That's not very nice!" Said the medic. "Where are your manners?" So shut up replied "over there, picking up poop."
  • djchaney73
    djchaney73 Posts: 289 Member
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    Q: What's the difference between a dead prostitute and your job?

    A: Your job still sucks...
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
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    Lol those are great
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Interrupting Cow!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    How many bacons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Interrupting Cow!
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
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    Lol
  • AngryViking1970
    AngryViking1970 Posts: 2,847 Member
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    SneakyVee wrote: »
    Christmas Easter Only

    We call those folks Chreasters.
  • AngryViking1970
    AngryViking1970 Posts: 2,847 Member
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    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef.

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