The Worst Thing

Helltoupee7

What is the worst thing that’s ever been said to you in bed?

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cee134

"Luke I am your father." She was bad at role playing.

NewlifeinNW

"Again???...Yep"

Me said to me

Inspirationalwaterjug

"This one is just right" - Goldilocks before being mauled by three bears.

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Just_Mel_

"It usually doesn't do that."

TheRoadDog

"I have to charge extra for that."

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cee134

nothingbundtpizza wrote: »

Should I take your confession now or later?

(*i kid, I kid*)

So many jokes....

Just_Mel_

My ex asked me mid session once, "why don't you ever do X, Y, and Z?" It was weird and threw me off that right in the middle of things he was asking that. Found out shortly after that he was having an affair, and side slut did a whole lot of X, Y, and Z.

cee134

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caco_ethes

You weren’t kidding when you said your feet were big!

caco_ethes

Can you stop? I actually really want to watch this documentary.

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caco_ethes

Are you going to yodel the whole time?

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caco_ethes

Yeah girl, gargle that gargoyle

NewlifeinNW

Umm, That is NOT my vagina

beagletracks

Mmmmm. You smell like my mom.

cee134

"Luke I am your mother." Like I said, she was really bad at role playing.

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beagletracks

I made that one up... For real, though, something like: "Crabs? What crabs?"

beagletracks

"No, I'm not texting [the woman I'm cheating on you with]... It's a work thing. Quit being paranoid."

cee134

"Where'd you get that desk? It's lovely."

cee134

"We need to let the cat watch us."