The Worst Thing

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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Are you getting tired?

    “No, I’m done.”

    This is actually pretty typical
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He said, "Where'd that gum I had go?"



    As my legs were stuck together.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "Macbeth is a play written by William Shakespeare. It is considered one of his darkest and most powerful tragedies. Set in Scotland, the play dramatizes the corrosive psychological and political effects produced when evil is chosen as a way to fulfill the ambition for power.The play is believed to have been written between 1603 and 1607, and is most commonly dated 1606. It is a timeless classic and its themes resonate within some of the most common movies and books of modern times. Star Wars is an American epic space opera franchise centered on a film series created by George Lucas. The film series, consisting of two trilogies, has spawned an extensive media franchise called the Expanded Universe including books, television series, computer and video games, and comic books. The franchise depicts a galaxy described as far, far away in the distant past, and it commonly portrays Jedi as a representation of good, in conflict with the Sith, their evil counterpart. Their weapon of choice, the lightsaber, is commonly recognized in popular culture. It is arguably a cinematic masterpiece, holding in rank two of possibly the greatest trilogies the world has ever seen. It is a timeless epic which embodies MeeseeksAndDestroy as a thespian, also within it an allegory for the history of the world; the rise and fall of empires and their emperors; the pursuit of power; the melting pot of cultures; the struggle for survival; the advancement of human technology; and most importantly as a whole, the history of humanity. Steven D. Graynus declared, 'Ultimately, what the Star Wars films offer is….rousing storytelling suffused by themes of moral struggle and transcendence.' ".
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  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
    I want to watch you with another man
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  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    "Oops, sorry. Didn't mean to wake you."
  • NoCookiesBish
    NoCookiesBish Posts: 126 Member
    Is it supposed to look like that?
  • LeGaCyGiAnT91
    LeGaCyGiAnT91 Posts: 405 Member
    Are you ready to *kitten* yet?
    I have to poo... can we speed this up?
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
    iJoshie wrote: »
    A fart noise

    was it a FART noise though?
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    "you talk in your sleep"
    Me: what did I say?
    "I'm not going to tell you"
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    "Women are so noisy during sex."

    *says something dirty*
    "Umm, I'm not into that."
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    MrSith wrote: »
    her-hes-probably-thinking-about-other-girls-him-why-does-the-word-bed-look-like-a-bed-QKow1.jpg

    Great, now that's all I'll think about when I see that word. Thanks!
  • MrSith
    MrSith Posts: 1,636 Member
    "not tonight, im tired"

    -.-

    I've done that several times....hey a man has to sleep to eat a sandwich that BIG.
    MrSith wrote: »
    her-hes-probably-thinking-about-other-girls-him-why-does-the-word-bed-look-like-a-bed-QKow1.jpg

    Great, now that's all I'll think about when I see that word. Thanks!

    you are welcome my dear =P
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,607 Member
    “That reminds me, we’re out of Vienna sausage”
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Silent orgasmers are the worst.
  • NoCookiesBish
    NoCookiesBish Posts: 126 Member
    Silent orgasmers are the worst.

    Agree. Both genders.
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  • Unknown
    edited December 2017
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    "Stop calling me Tiffany, that's not my name"

  • You look like a crackhead now, you’re too skinny.
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