The Worst Thing

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  • Ralphone
    Ralphone Posts: 1,863 Member
    I think we broke the box spring
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  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    is that all there is to sex said after a make out session.. porn ruined it because it wasn't even close to the same
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  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    I didn't see you there
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    make your own sammich

    Oh God this reminds me of one I almost forgot about!
    Was with a beneficial friend. Right in the middle of things he says "you're gonna make daddy a sandwich after this ". I mean, it was hot and heavy and I think he was trying to dirty talk. I stopped everything, got dressed and left. There was no more benefits after that.

    So basically he got none of his appetites satisfied......Savage ;)
  • NoCookiesBish
    NoCookiesBish Posts: 126 Member
    So, I haven't actually had anything said to me that was bad during sex, but I did have someone fall asleep ON me. In my defense he was wasted, I'm not THAT lame :tongue:

  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    make your own sammich

    Oh God this reminds me of one I almost forgot about!
    Was with a beneficial friend. Right in the middle of things he says "you're gonna make daddy a sandwich after this ". I mean, it was hot and heavy and I think he was trying to dirty talk. I stopped everything, got dressed and left. There was no more benefits after that.

    You are a better person than me. I’d be like *kitten* yes I’ll make you that sandwich, daddy, can I bring you anything else?
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  • NoCookiesBish
    NoCookiesBish Posts: 126 Member
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    So, I haven't actually had anything said to me that was bad during sex, but I did have someone fall asleep ON me. In my defense he was wasted, I'm not THAT lame :tongue:

    Dear god this reminds me of something I could only tell you about in PM

    Well now you have to tell me :D
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    So, I haven't actually had anything said to me that was bad during sex, but I did have someone fall asleep ON me. In my defense he was wasted, I'm not THAT lame :tongue:

    Dear god this reminds me of something I could only tell you about in PM

    Can you edit yourself. I mean edit a great deal or use metaphors?
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    So, I haven't actually had anything said to me that was bad during sex, but I did have someone fall asleep ON me. In my defense he was wasted, I'm not THAT lame :tongue:

    Dear god this reminds me of something I could only tell you about in PM

    Can you edit yourself. I mean edit a great deal or use metaphors?

    It’s not like you don’t know me Cee

    I know but going to my In box to read messages takes effort.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Never mind, not interested anymore.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    "You need to leave now."

    "But..... this is my apartment."

    "Oh..... yeah, right."
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    "Is that it?"
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Me: "Who was that that just barged into your room and left quickly?"

    Him: "My mom"

    He was in his early 20's. We were both fully exposed and going at it. He led me to believe he had roommates and those roommates were not his parents. I then had to walk upstairs the next morning, his mom was making breakfast. I just let myself out and never went back.
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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    This isn't stuff I've heard, but it would suck to hear them (for men and women).

    The batteries died.
    You want me to what?
    Your finger doesn't go THERE!
    Did you just....? Already?
  • NoCookiesBish
    NoCookiesBish Posts: 126 Member
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    This isn't stuff I've heard, but it would suck to hear them (for men and women).

    The batteries died.
    You want me to what?
    Your finger doesn't go THERE!
    Did you just....? Already?

    The finger ALWAYS goes THERE.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    This isn't stuff I've heard, but it would suck to hear them (for men and women).

    The batteries died.
    You want me to what?
    Your finger doesn't go THERE!
    Did you just....? Already?

    The finger ALWAYS goes THERE.

    That's what I'm saying! Ok, so maybe that is one I might hear. LOL!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Was trying to think about bad things, but beside the one weird one there is nothing. They probably just say it after to their friends. Very polite and considerate of them at least.
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