The Worst Thing

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Never mind, not interested anymore.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    "You need to leave now."

    "But..... this is my apartment."

    "Oh..... yeah, right."
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
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    "Is that it?"
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Me: "Who was that that just barged into your room and left quickly?"

    Him: "My mom"

    He was in his early 20's. We were both fully exposed and going at it. He led me to believe he had roommates and those roommates were not his parents. I then had to walk upstairs the next morning, his mom was making breakfast. I just let myself out and never went back.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    This isn't stuff I've heard, but it would suck to hear them (for men and women).

    The batteries died.
    You want me to what?
    Your finger doesn't go THERE!
    Did you just....? Already?
  • NoCookiesBish
    NoCookiesBish Posts: 126 Member
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    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    This isn't stuff I've heard, but it would suck to hear them (for men and women).

    The batteries died.
    You want me to what?
    Your finger doesn't go THERE!
    Did you just....? Already?

    The finger ALWAYS goes THERE.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    This isn't stuff I've heard, but it would suck to hear them (for men and women).

    The batteries died.
    You want me to what?
    Your finger doesn't go THERE!
    Did you just....? Already?

    The finger ALWAYS goes THERE.

    That's what I'm saying! Ok, so maybe that is one I might hear. LOL!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Was trying to think about bad things, but beside the one weird one there is nothing. They probably just say it after to their friends. Very polite and considerate of them at least.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Was trying to think about bad things, but beside the one weird one there is nothing. They probably just say it after to their friends. Very polite and considerate of them at least.

    Yeah you should hear what I tell my friends about you

    Thanks for letting me live my lie of a life though. You're sweet.
  • MrSith
    MrSith Posts: 1,636 Member
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    "I'm going to have to tell my husband how you do it."
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    I've not been with any creeps that would say stupidshit in bed. I can't think of anything that I was truly offended by. If they were thinking something I'm glad they kept it to themselves. Thank goodness for true gentlemen and good lovers.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    This isn't stuff I've heard, but ].

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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    This isn't stuff I've heard, but ].

    ok-then.gif


    :tongue: Excuse me!! If people were thinking something they sure didn't say anything.
  • notthistime_
    notthistime_ Posts: 76 Member
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    Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...

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