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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    ToErosIsHuman wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    ToErosIsHuman wrote: »
    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    I assume that if you really know me and ask me out on a date you should know that I enjoy being by myself and I will probably just use you for booty calls.

    Hi

    I'm sorry to tell you but I think she's too far from you

    Stop c0ck-blocking

    Thank you. That's twice today.

    But I love doing it

    I assume that ladies that tell me this are not as good at "it" as they assume they are, but instead, are more like a moped... Fun to ride so long as nobody knows about it.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I assume that when you tell me that you love me that you realize it's your problem and don't expect me to reciprocate.

    Oh man...I can see so many jaded girls with this one :o

    They shouldn't have grabbed the beard.

    He should come with a warning sign ;)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    PAFC84 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I assume when a man has a weak handshake that he is a submissive, sneaky little *kitten* and is never to be trusted.

    I assume that any person with a weak handshake doesn't care about introducing themself to me
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I assume when a man has a weak handshake that he is a submissive, sneaky little *kitten* and is never to be trusted.

    I assume that any person with a weak handshake doesn't care about introducing themself to me

    I wasn't aware that women were so keen on having their hands gripped tightly when being shook.

    I definitely judge weak handshakes..
    A good strong firm grip says a lot about a man..and a woman.
  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,817 Member
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    I make snap judgements about any dudes who identify as frat guys (in their present or past).
    I make snap judgements about any drumpf supporters.

    I feel my frat guy judgement may be faulty, but my knee jerk gag reflex for anyone who IDs as a drumpf supporter in any way shape or form is spot on IMO.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    When I see or hear about old ahole/b.tchy classmates whose lives did not in fact turn out 'charmed', I assume Karma really is a b.tch!
  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,817 Member
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    ToErosIsHuman wrote: »
    I make snap decisions about anyone with a gag reflex

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I assume that when you tell me that you love me that you realize it's your problem and don't expect me to reciprocate.

    Oh man...I can see so many jaded girls with this one :o

    They shouldn't have grabbed the beard.

    He should come with a warning sign ;)

    Pretty sure it is tattooed on his body somewhere. If not, then it is an undertoned verbal warning that can be easily misunderstood in the throws of debauchery and written off as her problem still.

    The black heart tattoo should be a dead giveaway.

    Nope... don't believe it ..
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    When I see a girl wearing a ball-cap I automatically assume they are awesome and fun

    Ladies, take note.

    There's a lot of truth in this.

  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    When I see ladies flirting with each other here in chit chat I not only assume its happening outside the forums, I imagine it.

    Shhhh, let me have this
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    I think that's the desired effect and the motivation behind it. Used to be, most ladies were just friends and the thought of exchanging bodily fluids and cheap grabs with each other was just, like, eeeeeewwww. And then porn started streaming directly to personal electronic devices, became uber accessible to each and all and the culture of traditional, same gender friendship changed from a safe haven to a Caligulan house party. Minus the aristocracy.

    Its changed for sure, 8mm porn was just a hassle.
  • bojack3
    bojack3 Posts: 1,483 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I assume when a man has a weak handshake that he is a submissive, sneaky little *kitten* and is never to be trusted.

    I assume that any person with a weak handshake doesn't care about introducing themself to me
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I assume when a man has a weak handshake that he is a submissive, sneaky little *kitten* and is never to be trusted.

    I assume that any person with a weak handshake doesn't care about introducing themself to me

    I wasn't aware that women were so keen on having their hands gripped tightly when being shook.

    I judge anyone with a weak *kitten* hand shake. You don't have to squeeze so hard it hurts but at least shake my hand like you mean it and that you do have some balls between your legs.

    My hand is very wide and most people can't really grip around my palm... and my hand wraps completely around most women's hands.....it makes for many awkward handshakes

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