Vague poetry thread

1…678911

Replies

  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited May 2018
    Oh no, it's getting kind of hazy,
    let me tell you story about a man named Patrick Swayze,
    and if you don't like it you may be a little crazy,
    alas I'm lazy, so how about I just give you a daisy. :flowerforyou:
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    pqonbmjl962s.jpg
  • BlowPopKisses
    BlowPopKisses Posts: 1,482 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    9g2jmcl4ltm8.png

    I really like this <3
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,274 Member
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    zk94oi3ccb9q.png
    @MeeseeksAndDestroy @UrBaconMeCr8zy @kinetixtrainer2

    Yep awesome! Pure talent.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    zk94oi3ccb9q.png
    @MeeseeksAndDestroy @UrBaconMeCr8zy @kinetixtrainer2

    :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I watch his chest rise and fall
    Strong and firm, a heart beat calls
    I rest my cheek
    Skin warm and manly
    Close my eyes and inhale scent
    I listen to the thud and steady rhythm
    It matches mine
    Our hearts beat as one
    Souls entwined
    Mine till the end of time.
    A love that lasts
    Now and beyond.



  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    you touched my butt
    so i'll go with you.
  • BlowPopKisses
    BlowPopKisses Posts: 1,482 Member
    edited June 2018
    She’s thunderstorms
    And summer days
    With her milky thighs
    And wanton ways…

  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    edited June 2018
    BlowPopKisses wrote: »
    She’s thunderstorms
    And summer days
    With her milky thighs
    And wanton ways…


    Now that one put a smile on my face :)
  • BlowPopKisses
    BlowPopKisses Posts: 1,482 Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    BlowPopKisses wrote: »
    She’s thunderstorms
    And summer days
    With her milky thighs
    And wanton ways…

    Now that one put a smile on my face :)

    It was her milky thighs that did it huh?
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Part of it , but the thunderstorms ,,yes the thunderstorms.
    Oh and the picture :)
  • BlowPopKisses
    BlowPopKisses Posts: 1,482 Member
    I love the thunderstorms ... along with the lightning especially
  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
    Hello my old friend,
    the end.
  • BlowPopKisses
    BlowPopKisses Posts: 1,482 Member
    d1nxrg2t0zfm.jpg

    He never saw her coming
    With her cherry red lips
    Emerald eyes and porcelain skin
    He only felt her take him
    Through a fairground of emotions
    And held his hand tightly
    On a merry go round of sin

  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Mr. Dinosaur
    I want so much more
    You used to fill me with glee
    With your vague poetry
    But since you are back
    I cant help notice the lack
    Of your lines written here
    Im starting to fear
    You forgot how to rhyme
    Its been so much time
  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Mr. Dinosaur
    I want so much more
    You used to fill me with glee
    With your vague poetry
    But since you are back
    I cant help notice the lack
    Of your lines written here
    Im starting to fear
    You forgot how to rhyme
    Its been so much time

    I can never turn down a challenge
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    2VORNT2V wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Mr. Dinosaur
    I want so much more
    You used to fill me with glee
    With your vague poetry
    But since you are back
    I cant help notice the lack
    Of your lines written here
    Im starting to fear
    You forgot how to rhyme
    Its been so much time

    I can never turn down a challenge

    Score!
  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
    11 boys we were in total,
    We all decided to meet up local,
    To drink and joke and throw some axes,
    And hopefully none would gain *those* rashes,
    Our buddy boy is getting married,
    And so his bar tab we all helped carry,
    in the sun and sand we volleyed and bumped,
    Our rippling muscles heaved and pumped,
    And yet I lay here in pain today,
    A hangover has led my life astray.


  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    edited June 2018
    Yeah, that groom better not have rashes
    Otherwise next you will be spreading his ashes
    Sounds like lots of fun was had
    Sorry it left you feeling so bad
    Maybe next time remember a pill
    I hear nothing beats gatorade and Advil

    Feel better!

  • Unknown
    Unknown
    edited August 2018
    This content has been removed.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    This content has been removed.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    An ode to my son.....

    Why must you whine to me?
    I don't give a flying *kitten*, you see.
    Go find someone else's ear
    Maybe they'll shed a tear
    For your life is so rough
    Go away-I've had enough!!!

Categories