Vague poetry thread

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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    You stole my captain hugger,
    For me there is no other,
    I'm known as a right hand slugger,
    Anybody else wanna touch my lover?

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    Who dat?

    Amy Shark, who is not my lover (yet)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Bear with me right now
    I can not write poems now
    haikus are ok
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Here's a quicky poem,
    about a pair of boobs,
    "That the kind of pic you take when you're bottom heavy and your face busted but you got a nice rack",
    Ask me how I know
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    edited January 2018
    Here is my latest work it’s a parody called

    MY FITNESS ROMANCE

    When I first saw you,
    In that selfie thread,
    Deny the feeling I could not,
    It went straight to my head.

    So I thought up a plan,
    To win your little heart,
    Maybe ask you to buffet dinner,
    *kitten* that a-la-carte.

    But then you lived in Texas,
    And your Fitbit did not sync,
    Your roommate wasn’t actually your roommate,
    This relationship will sink.

    I’m looking at flights now,
    While you’re looking at my junk,
    Goodness look at your stomach,
    Is that an e-baby bump?

    Then you up and vanished,
    Gone without a trace,
    Wait let me look at the selfie thread,
    Was that even your own face?

    This smells like a catfish,
    Stinky like the sea,
    I’m left to wonder alone now,
    Was it even meant to be?


    If you need me I’ll be at the snap poetry event in my very cool hometown tonight
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I'm good at these poems.

    Roses are red
    I am autonomous
    I have many rap names
    like Hip Hop Anonymous
  • nm212
    nm212 Posts: 570 Member
    1,2,3
    let me ruffle your tree
    4,5,6
    please give me some kicks
    7,8,9
    just dropping a line
    10,11,12
    please take me out of this hell

    Mentally, I'm stable
    But emotionally unable
    To provide this thing called stability
    Why can't I just learn to be happy?
    With what I've got
    Instead of trying to be what I'm not
    Find that love within you
    Cause it's the only thing that's real
    Nothing else matters, not weight, not image, not the scale!
    So get it together and love what you got
    Life is short and there's no time like the present!
    Whether you're tall or skinny, hot or not!
    Know your WORTH
    PEACE

  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    nm212 wrote: »
    1,2,3
    let me ruffle your tree
    4,5,6
    please give me some kicks
    7,8,9
    just dropping a line
    10,11,12
    please take me out of this hell

    Mentally, I'm stable
    But emotionally unable
    To provide this thing called stability
    Why can't I just learn to be happy?
    With what I've got
    Instead of trying to be what I'm not
    Find that love within you
    Cause it's the only thing that's real
    Nothing else matters, not weight, not image, not the scale!
    So get it together and love what you got
    Life is short and there's no time like the present!
    Whether you're tall or skinny, hot or not!
    Know your WORTH
    PEACE

    oh my goodness
    maybe we should sticky this!
    love the posativity
    forget all the body envy
    embrace what you got
    just give it a shot
  • nm212
    nm212 Posts: 570 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    nm212 wrote: »
    1,2,3
    let me ruffle your tree
    4,5,6
    please give me some kicks
    7,8,9
    just dropping a line
    10,11,12
    please take me out of this hell

    Mentally, I'm stable
    But emotionally unable
    To provide this thing called stability
    Why can't I just learn to be happy?
    With what I've got
    Instead of trying to be what I'm not
    Find that love within you
    Cause it's the only thing that's real
    Nothing else matters, not weight, not image, not the scale!
    So get it together and love what you got
    Life is short and there's no time like the present!
    Whether you're tall or skinny, hot or not!
    Know your WORTH
    PEACE

    oh my goodness
    maybe we should sticky this!
    love the posativity
    forget all the body envy
    embrace what you got
    just give it a shot

    Yey!! :smile:
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    nm212 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    nm212 wrote: »
    1,2,3
    let me ruffle your tree
    4,5,6
    please give me some kicks
    7,8,9
    just dropping a line
    10,11,12
    please take me out of this hell

    Mentally, I'm stable
    But emotionally unable
    To provide this thing called stability
    Why can't I just learn to be happy?
    With what I've got
    Instead of trying to be what I'm not
    Find that love within you
    Cause it's the only thing that's real
    Nothing else matters, not weight, not image, not the scale!
    So get it together and love what you got
    Life is short and there's no time like the present!
    Whether you're tall or skinny, hot or not!
    Know your WORTH
    PEACE

    oh my goodness
    maybe we should sticky this!
    love the posativity
    forget all the body envy
    embrace what you got
    just give it a shot

    Yey!! :smile:

    Who are you and why are you writing more wholesome rhymes than me?
  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
    Even though the last one
    left us all truly awed
    Gonna have to clean it up
    if you want to impress a mod
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    WhereIsPJSoles wrote: »
    Even though the last one
    left us all truly awed
    Gonna have to clean it up
    if you want to impress a mod

    Yeah your name is PJ,
    You’re lookin’ pretty fly,
    But if you doubt my rhymes again,
    I’ll feed you lots of pie.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    I am showing symptoms
    I think i have the flu
    But i guess an epidemic
    Is bursting it's way through
    So sorry if i'm not around
    I tried so hard to stay
    But now my time is over
    I just might die today

    A poem for sick men
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    I am showing symptoms
    I think i have the flu
    But i guess an epidemic
    Is bursting it's way through
    So sorry if i'm not around
    I tried so hard to stay
    But now my time is over
    I just might die today

    A poem for sick men

    You know the way to my heart. Poetry and illness.
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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Blueberry muffins are fragile and kind
    Delicate, sweet, a delight to the mind
    A taste bud explosion of purples and pink
    What kind of a monster would steal such a thing?
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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    That's fine, dear
    Be honest
    I get all your muffins?
    Please promise
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    This is a poem for someone under the weather,
    I think things would be better if we were together,
    Sending you some lovin’ for your flu,
    Kisses and hugs for my boo.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    This is a poem for someone under the weather,
    I think things would be better if we were together,
    Sending you some lovin’ for your flu,
    Kisses and hugs for my boo.

    Aweeee:3
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    Llama
    We had our own noises
    Llama
    You promised to stay
    Llama
    You creep sometimes
    llama
    So maybe you'll see
    BD

    Ps...the produce department banned you from the fruit aisle...
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    I found this wonderful prose in a song, wanted to share:

    If I hit it one time I'ma pipe her
    If I hit it two times then I like her
    If I *kitten* three times I'ma wife her


    The profoundness of this poem moves me to tears
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    You make me laugh a million times a day,
    Lately you’ve known all the right things to say,
    So here is a poem I promised for you,
    Let’s get hot and spicy like a chilli con carne stew.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    It's so dark in here
    Lets bring out the light
    Why you all wanna fight
    Its not so hard
    To be pleasant and kind
    Yadda yadda yadda something that rhymes with kind..
  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
    Come and lay with me under the stars
    In our covered wagon sanctuary
    Unfortunately, I regret to inform you
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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    I love the sun
    Got to go for a run
    And see my horse
    Which I love of course
    The only thing left to make me happy
    Is if the kid would take a long nappy
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    It was nice out today
    But indoors i did stay
    16 hours in one place
    But it was nice outside
    That's some grace.
  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
    You have to stay firm in Target
    Ignore my pleadings and beggings
    Or we will be forced to live
    In a yurt made of my leggings
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  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
    I saw it once, twice, thrice:
    Woman on the street
    getting paid to give someone a treat
    It was sad, tragic and all
    that she had to follow him home
    I remember thinking
    how desperate she could be
    to sell her body
    to a stranger on the street
    He looked nervous
    stared down at his feet
    I could see it in her eyes
    they were tired - covered in defeat
    Moments later, I saw them leave
    I was left to my thoughts
    thoughts about him being so discreet
    I knew what she was about to do
    give her flames, her heat, her youth
    to fulfill his needs
    that was the ugly truth
    Why can't world be a sacred place?
    Not full of brothels
    where bruised and fragile souls
    hide behind promiscuity;
    Money is not always the reason
    sometimes it's more complicated,
    people have rain seasons


    I could go on and on
    My mind wanders everywhere when I'm alone
    Who am I kidding?
    Even when I'm not
    I felt inspired again
    to channel my thoughts about pain
    some sort of pain, and of course
    I couldn't not mention the rain
    I hope I did it and wrote
    what will perhaps touch some souls
    If you read this far
    your worth measures in rare, beautiful stars
    But now I have to admit
    When I sat down to type
    my thoughts were everything but discreet
    I'm sorry this is not very vague
    Frankly, this poem was inspired by
    fantasizing about getting laid

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