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  • VersicolourVersicolour Posts: 5,967Member Member Posts: 5,967Member Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Allow me to speak;
    to clear up the air,
    I’m a tall man with a chin and great hair.

    Six feet, four inches do I proudly stand,
    A friend to you all, a helping big hand.

    I’m not here for diets or logging my food,
    To joke and to laugh and not be a prude.

    I’ve scars on my body, my heart and my soul,
    I mask it with laughter, to fill in the hole.

    My mind is a gutter, my posts often match,
    Someone should offer to batten my hatch.

    Cool socks and nice watches, I often do show,
    My lyrical rhymes imply I have ‘flow’.

    Long winded this is, and finish I must,
    My story is yours, I hope and I trust.

    *silence after the mic drops*
    I got nothing
  • _seahorses5ever_seahorses5ever Posts: 1,160Member Member Posts: 1,160Member Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Allow me to speak;
    to clear up the air,
    I’m a tall man with a chin and great hair.

    Six feet, four inches do I proudly stand,
    A friend to you all, a helping big hand.

    I’m not here for diets or logging my food,
    To joke and to laugh and not be a prude.

    I’ve scars on my body, my heart and my soul,
    I mask it with laughter, to fill in the hole.

    My mind is a gutter, my posts often match,
    Someone should offer to batten my hatch.

    Cool socks and nice watches, I often do show,
    My lyrical rhymes imply I have ‘flow’.

    Long winded this is, and finish I must,
    My story is yours, I hope and I trust.

    This is like that moment in 8 Mile where he reveals all of his weaknesses but you just saying all the good things about you, it's truly beautiful :'(
  • VersicolourVersicolour Posts: 5,967Member Member Posts: 5,967Member Member
    A thread I could express
    My thoughts about you
    I struggle with poetry
    Can I pen a haiku

    I am afraid I cannot write a haiku
    Read and appreciate it, I surely can do
    Please come on in, take your turn on the stage
    Wait for my flawless poetry, you'll die of old age
  • BlowPopKissesBlowPopKisses Posts: 1,484Member Member Posts: 1,484Member Member
    We’re not perfect but I’m not chasing perfection, others can chase perfection, I’m chasing you, us, and you are perfect to me. For me. I want everything about you - your deepest self, your deepest thoughts, desires and dreams. I will always be the person who believes in you, believes you can accomplish anything. Standing beside you shouting to the world how wonderful you are.
    Being with you is no accident. It’s not falling…falling is an accident. I’m running straight to you, with a purpose, head first. Because we fit and you are .... what I want.
  • 4legsRbetterthan24legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 16,445Member Member Posts: 16,445Member Member
    I need to go run
    Thats part of the plan
    Right now I'd rather be a bum
    I cant make myself give and damn.....
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Posts: 11,894Member Member Posts: 11,894Member Member
    See you got to have fun
    And for the day possibly won
    For a while I did as was told
    But geeze, everone looking the same's getting old

    Appreciate the gesture
    On my wall I had to share you
    But to change your picture back??
    How double dog dare you :anguished:
    edited January 2018
  • _seahorses5ever_seahorses5ever Posts: 1,160Member Member Posts: 1,160Member Member
    He stood by the rack
    With bright glowing eyes
    Sweat glistening his face
    And muscular thighs
    I'm not religious
    But I'm sure he is god
    I bet he reads books
    And is a beast on COD

    I turned up my music
    And tried to forget
    I flicked back by hair
    Dripping with sweat
    I stretched right in front of him
    Lunged, shameless I know
    He laughed and I realised
    I had camel toe

    No, no, no!




    edited January 2018
  • 4legsRbetterthan24legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 16,445Member Member Posts: 16,445Member Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    See you got to have fun
    And for the day possibly won
    For a while I did as was told
    But geeze, everone looking the same's getting old

    Appreciate the gesture
    On my wall I had to share you
    But to change your picture back??
    How double dog dare you :anguished:

    Sorry we had to part
    But horses have my heart
    And while I can appreciate your dreams
    I cant turn on my team
    I wish all yall the best
    Maybe one day the fude will rest
    Even still
    I get a thrill
    From the skill this threads shown me
    So please dont hate on my ponies
  • WhereIsPJSolesWhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622Member Member Posts: 622Member Member
    Such a common occurrence
    In search of righting my wrongs
    I confessed that I searched this morning
    scf2q4h60nmk.jpeg
  • eccomi_quieccomi_qui Posts: 1,883Member Member Posts: 1,883Member Member
    He stood by the rack
    With bright glowing eyes
    Sweat glistening his face
    And muscular thighs
    I'm not religious
    But I'm sure he is god
    I bet he reads books
    And is a beast on COD

    I turned up my music
    And tried to forget
    I flicked back by hair
    Dripping with sweat
    I stretched right in front of him
    Lunged, shameless I know
    He laughed and I realised
    I had camel toe

    No, no, no!




    This is the vague poetry thread, not the crush poetry thread.

    But you can start one, cause I have like 14 stanzas ready to go here
  • _seahorses5ever_seahorses5ever Posts: 1,160Member Member Posts: 1,160Member Member
    Such a common occurrence
    In search of righting my wrongs
    I confessed that I searched this morning
    scf2q4h60nmk.jpeg

    Thank you! I might buy these for a friend.
    edited January 2018
  • _seahorses5ever_seahorses5ever Posts: 1,160Member Member Posts: 1,160Member Member
    He stood by the rack
    With bright glowing eyes
    Sweat glistening his face
    And muscular thighs
    I'm not religious
    But I'm sure he is god
    I bet he reads books
    And is a beast on COD

    I turned up my music
    And tried to forget
    I flicked back by hair
    Dripping with sweat
    I stretched right in front of him
    Lunged, shameless I know
    He laughed and I realised
    I had camel toe

    No, no, no!




    But I'm sure he is god
    I bet he reads books
    And is a beast on COD

    This was going so well but I read it as call of duty so I was thrown off the rhyme a bit

    Can you please just say see-oh-dee just this once?
  • _seahorses5ever_seahorses5ever Posts: 1,160Member Member Posts: 1,160Member Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    He stood by the rack
    With bright glowing eyes
    Sweat glistening his face
    And muscular thighs
    I'm not religious
    But I'm sure he is god
    I bet he reads books
    And is a beast on COD

    I turned up my music
    And tried to forget
    I flicked back by hair
    Dripping with sweat
    I stretched right in front of him
    Lunged, shameless I know
    He laughed and I realised
    I had camel toe

    No, no, no!




    This is the vague poetry thread, not the crush poetry thread.

    But you can start one, cause I have like 14 stanzas ready to go here

    I'm mofo OP, I do what I wanna.

    Go on, write your mushy stuff here.
  • WhisperingNighthawkWhisperingNighthawk Posts: 138Member Member Posts: 138Member Member
    They always get locked
    As the voices crescendo
    Adults fun gets blocked
    Rules are no sexual innuendo
    Then I think, I don't want to get fined
    But it's only sexual innuendo if you have a dirty mind!
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