Vague poetry thread

eccomi_qui

_seahorses5ever wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

You stole my captain hugger,
For me there is no other,
I'm known as a right hand slugger,
Anybody else wanna touch my lover?

Who dat?

Amy Shark, who is not my lover (yet)

cee134

Bear with me right now
I can not write poems now
haikus are ok

eccomi_qui

Here's a quicky poem,
about a pair of boobs,
"That the kind of pic you take when you're bottom heavy and your face busted but you got a nice rack",
Ask me how I know

eccomi_qui

Here is my latest work it’s a parody called

MY FITNESS ROMANCE

When I first saw you,
In that selfie thread,
Deny the feeling I could not,
It went straight to my head.

So I thought up a plan,
To win your little heart,
Maybe ask you to buffet dinner,
*kitten* that a-la-carte.

But then you lived in Texas,
And your Fitbit did not sync,
Your roommate wasn’t actually your roommate,
This relationship will sink.

I’m looking at flights now,
While you’re looking at my junk,
Goodness look at your stomach,
Is that an e-baby bump?

Then you up and vanished,
Gone without a trace,
Wait let me look at the selfie thread,
Was that even your own face?

This smells like a catfish,
Stinky like the sea,
I’m left to wonder alone now,
Was it even meant to be?


If you need me I’ll be at the snap poetry event in my very cool hometown tonight

cee134

I'm good at these poems.

Roses are red
I am autonomous
I have many rap names
like Hip Hop Anonymous

nm212

1,2,3
let me ruffle your tree
4,5,6
please give me some kicks
7,8,9
just dropping a line
10,11,12
please take me out of this hell

Mentally, I'm stable
But emotionally unable
To provide this thing called stability
Why can't I just learn to be happy?
With what I've got
Instead of trying to be what I'm not
Find that love within you
Cause it's the only thing that's real
Nothing else matters, not weight, not image, not the scale!
So get it together and love what you got
Life is short and there's no time like the present!
Whether you're tall or skinny, hot or not!
Know your WORTH
PEACE

4legsRbetterthan2

nm212 wrote: »

1,2,3
let me ruffle your tree
4,5,6
please give me some kicks
7,8,9
just dropping a line
10,11,12
please take me out of this hell

Mentally, I'm stable
But emotionally unable
To provide this thing called stability
Why can't I just learn to be happy?
With what I've got
Instead of trying to be what I'm not
Find that love within you
Cause it's the only thing that's real
Nothing else matters, not weight, not image, not the scale!
So get it together and love what you got
Life is short and there's no time like the present!
Whether you're tall or skinny, hot or not!
Know your WORTH
PEACE

oh my goodness
maybe we should sticky this!
love the posativity
forget all the body envy
embrace what you got
just give it a shot

nm212

4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »

nm212 wrote: »

1,2,3
let me ruffle your tree
4,5,6
please give me some kicks
7,8,9
just dropping a line
10,11,12
please take me out of this hell

Mentally, I'm stable
But emotionally unable
To provide this thing called stability
Why can't I just learn to be happy?
With what I've got
Instead of trying to be what I'm not
Find that love within you
Cause it's the only thing that's real
Nothing else matters, not weight, not image, not the scale!
So get it together and love what you got
Life is short and there's no time like the present!
Whether you're tall or skinny, hot or not!
Know your WORTH
PEACE

oh my goodness
maybe we should sticky this!
love the posativity
forget all the body envy
embrace what you got
just give it a shot

Yey!!

eccomi_qui

nm212 wrote: »

4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »

nm212 wrote: »

1,2,3
let me ruffle your tree
4,5,6
please give me some kicks
7,8,9
just dropping a line
10,11,12
please take me out of this hell

Mentally, I'm stable
But emotionally unable
To provide this thing called stability
Why can't I just learn to be happy?
With what I've got
Instead of trying to be what I'm not
Find that love within you
Cause it's the only thing that's real
Nothing else matters, not weight, not image, not the scale!
So get it together and love what you got
Life is short and there's no time like the present!
Whether you're tall or skinny, hot or not!
Know your WORTH
PEACE

oh my goodness
maybe we should sticky this!
love the posativity
forget all the body envy
embrace what you got
just give it a shot

Yey!!

Who are you and why are you writing more wholesome rhymes than me?

WhereIsPJSoles

Even though the last one
left us all truly awed
Gonna have to clean it up
if you want to impress a mod

eccomi_qui

WhereIsPJSoles wrote: »

Even though the last one
left us all truly awed
Gonna have to clean it up
if you want to impress a mod

Yeah your name is PJ,
You’re lookin’ pretty fly,
But if you doubt my rhymes again,
I’ll feed you lots of pie.

CaptainFantastic00

I am showing symptoms
I think i have the flu
But i guess an epidemic
Is bursting it's way through
So sorry if i'm not around
I tried so hard to stay
But now my time is over
I just might die today

A poem for sick men

eccomi_qui

CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »

I am showing symptoms
I think i have the flu
But i guess an epidemic
Is bursting it's way through
So sorry if i'm not around
I tried so hard to stay
But now my time is over
I just might die today

A poem for sick men

You know the way to my heart. Poetry and illness.

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Versicolour

Blueberry muffins are fragile and kind
Delicate, sweet, a delight to the mind
A taste bud explosion of purples and pink
What kind of a monster would steal such a thing?

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Versicolour

That's fine, dear
Be honest
I get all your muffins?
Please promise

eccomi_qui

This is a poem for someone under the weather,
I think things would be better if we were together,
Sending you some lovin’ for your flu,
Kisses and hugs for my boo.

CaptainFantastic00

eccomi_qui wrote: »

This is a poem for someone under the weather,
I think things would be better if we were together,
Sending you some lovin’ for your flu,
Kisses and hugs for my boo.

Aweeee:3

mybfisred

Llama
We had our own noises
Llama
You promised to stay
Llama
You creep sometimes
llama
So maybe you'll see
BD

Ps...the produce department banned you from the fruit aisle...

eccomi_qui

I found this wonderful prose in a song, wanted to share:

If I hit it one time I'ma pipe her
If I hit it two times then I like her
If I *kitten* three times I'ma wife her


The profoundness of this poem moves me to tears

eccomi_qui

You make me laugh a million times a day,
Lately you’ve known all the right things to say,
So here is a poem I promised for you,
Let’s get hot and spicy like a chilli con carne stew.

slimgirljo15

It's so dark in here
Lets bring out the light
Why you all wanna fight
Its not so hard
To be pleasant and kind
Yadda yadda yadda something that rhymes with kind..

WhereIsPJSoles

Come and lay with me under the stars
In our covered wagon sanctuary
Unfortunately, I regret to inform you

4legsRbetterthan2

I love the sun
Got to go for a run
And see my horse
Which I love of course
The only thing left to make me happy
Is if the kid would take a long nappy

CaptainFantastic00

It was nice out today
But indoors i did stay
16 hours in one place
But it was nice outside
That's some grace.

WhereIsPJSoles

You have to stay firm in Target
Ignore my pleadings and beggings
Or we will be forced to live
In a yurt made of my leggings

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poetic_cell

I saw it once, twice, thrice:
Woman on the street
getting paid to give someone a treat
It was sad, tragic and all
that she had to follow him home
I remember thinking
how desperate she could be
to sell her body
to a stranger on the street
He looked nervous
stared down at his feet
I could see it in her eyes
they were tired - covered in defeat
Moments later, I saw them leave
I was left to my thoughts
thoughts about him being so discreet
I knew what she was about to do
give her flames, her heat, her youth
to fulfill his needs
that was the ugly truth
Why can't world be a sacred place?
Not full of brothels
where bruised and fragile souls
hide behind promiscuity;
Money is not always the reason
sometimes it's more complicated,
people have rain seasons


I could go on and on
My mind wanders everywhere when I'm alone
Who am I kidding?
Even when I'm not
I felt inspired again
to channel my thoughts about pain
some sort of pain, and of course
I couldn't not mention the rain
I hope I did it and wrote
what will perhaps touch some souls
If you read this far
your worth measures in rare, beautiful stars
But now I have to admit
When I sat down to type
my thoughts were everything but discreet
I'm sorry this is not very vague
Frankly, this poem was inspired by

fantasizing about getting laid