Vague poetry thread

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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    I once had an epiphany
    About a girl named Tiffany
    If you want to wear a size medium
    You need to join mfp Premium

    /thread
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Im afraid of the banhammer
    So I'll zip it
    Before a Mod flips it.

    Im not made for jail
    I need to be free
    So I'll behave if need be.


  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Get in the shower and wash yourselves clean
    Or I'll hose you all down with gasoline
    Light up the fire and watch it all burn
    You've all had your fun, now it's my turn

    Not really, just couldn't think what to say
    My rhyming has taken a backseat today
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Awake at this hour,
    I did not expect to be,
    And from warm bed,
    I must leave to pee.
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    I’m about to shower,
    Told you I did,
    Imagine me naked,
    My chin without a lid.
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  • EimearTheDreamer4
    EimearTheDreamer4 Posts: 49 Member
    There's a fog in the bog,
    So walker, beware
    For a dog in the fog
    AIN'T A DOG- THAT'S A BEAR.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    EimearTheDreamer4 wrote: »
    There's a fog in the bog,
    So walker, beware
    For a dog in the fog
    AIN'T A DOG- THAT'S A BEAR.

    HEY WELCOME TO THE PARTY
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Playing in the forums is sometimes fun
    Other times , like today, it's all a bit ho hum.
    So pick up your game and post to enthuse.
    I won't be happy if you don't amuse.

  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    On the contrary, I found today to be a riot
    I was glad so many users refused to stay quiet
    To those who felt excluded
    Or hoped to see us booted
    Don’t be silly, just join in. Even 4legs had to try it!
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    edited January 2018
    In a room with a dog,
    It reminds me of you,
    Thinking about
    that green and blue hue.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Clickety click click
    Im looking for wit
    Chit chat or fun and games
    Has been slow to provide
    Maybe due to my timezone
    Im late to arrive.


  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
    No holding hands
    You have to fend off attackers
    Gotta protect me
    And my stormtrooper lipsmackers
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    The way you write rhymes,
    Has me pining for you.
  • EternalTruth
    EternalTruth Posts: 491 Member
    Silent Requiem

    real, unreal, gone, back again
    where’s my anchor, where’s my zen

    a wandering soul with a match, no match

    it burns, these fires inside me
    look inside, tell me what you see

    this gift of life, please tell me what’s the catch

    where am i
    a frozen haven
    fires don’t thaw

    in my mind
    trapped eternally
    soul burned raw

    save me, sell me, push me, pull
    silent screams, my head is full

    a requiem for the lost dead living

    cold hands, cold heart, life in ice
    strike me down, i will bleed my vice

    no song, no words, my silence still singing
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    edited January 2018
    I like good chins who listen well
    I am Pavlov, hear my bell
    Again my rhymes are somewhat silly
    But that is me, I guess I'm dilly
  • EternalTruth
    EternalTruth Posts: 491 Member
    Slappin' words down
    With comic wit
    A verb, a noun
    I am so lit
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    I like good chins who listen well
    I am Pavlov, hear my bell
    Again my rhymes are somewhat silly
    But that is me, I guess I'm dilly

    I have no ears
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    You have a chin there is no doubt
    But of other limbs you is without
    It makes me sad to think of you
    not having fingers to type
    Or toes to put in a shoe
    Aww Boohoo..
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    I like good chins who listen well
    I am Pavlov, hear my bell
    Again my rhymes are somewhat silly
    But that is me, I guess I'm dilly

    I have no ears

    No eyes for glancing
    No arms for holding
    Nor legs for dancing

    I am but nose and mouth and chin
    All I do is eat and grin

    FIFY
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    For myself, what can I say?
    I have no mouth anyway
    An eyeball staring straight through you
    I see your thoughts, I swear, it's true
    The eyeball knows, the eyeball sees
    Buts has no nose, so cannot sneeze

    :lol:
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    “I'm glad your thread is out of trouble”

    Your ideas are too fun to spoil
    To you I’ll always be loyal
    While I thought it was funny
    And right on the money
    Poetry to me is a toil
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    See you got to have fun
    And for the day possibly won
    For a while I did as was told
    But geeze, everone looking the same's getting old
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Ladies, dear ladies of me make no fun,
    For I am boy with a nice looking... bum?
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Ladies, dear ladies of me make no fun,
    For I am boy with a nice looking... bum?

    I see no evidence of this so-called bum
    If you have no ears or eyes; have you one?

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