Vague poetry thread
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gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »The creepy porn stache
won't get you far
even in a dark seedy bar
go with the beard
its the way to go
if you want those lady juices
to really flow
I don’t have a stash,
Lest you talkin bout Hustler,
And my bar pickin’ skills are sick like a shuffler,
My beard grows real fast like a composted flower,
Lady juices drips around me like a broken shower.
So sad your sausage
has no holder
I'd have a place for it
if you were older
You’re missing the meat of this rap battle bub,
Like not finding your favourite video on porno hub,
But allow me to help you,
Set you on track.
You’re probably a fine lookin’ little snack
I can't win, young human
but I like your cumin
Now I could be wrong
And I’m okay with that
But I don’t think that rhymes
Unless you say it like a Cat
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Back on topic,
A poem for you,
I hope that chocolate,
Means a date for two.0 -
I rhyme really good,
But I’m still a virgin,
Broccoli is expensive,
Guess it’s just me and Jergens.1 -
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I confess that to me there is nothing scarier
Than posting in rhyme, it’s a language barrier
But since all y’all are, I guess the more the merrier
And if ya hate it I’ll smack that derrière0 -
You were misunderstood here
You just came to vent
But will you please ask your boyfriend
To just pay my rent2 -
Fitness Pal Haiku
Cake is not my friend.
It whispers to me daily-
Just one bite! I won't.
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I’d like to write a poem,
With a G and a D,
But first I must ask her,
Can I give it to thee?0 -
mulecanter wrote: »Fitness Pal Haiku
Cake is not my friend.
It whispers to me daily-
Just one bite! I won't.
Take that back right now!
I’ll be a friend if you want.
Oh. You mean THAT cake.0 -
Awe *kitten*
My cat was run over,
by a truck.0 -
No more rhymes,
We’re done with this stuff,
Because if we don’t,
The refs will get tough.0 -
The post lag is real.
Makes people seem kinda slow.
We've already moved on to sad shizz,
So let the tears flow.
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Try harder,
you must.
Self-pitty, make not your choice.
Now read the above,
With a Yodda voice.
Giggle,
you did.
You have to admit.
I am pretty quick,
and pretty good,
at this rhyming....ermmmm...stuff.0 -
gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »Trim you must,
before I thrust.
When it is bare,
I know you care.
Also no picking from teeth,
Those curly hair.
And no wookey howl in my mind,
When you stand with fro showing,
and I stare.
care if you must
but my pink flower
gives your dude
its thrust power
so lets get real bro
just admit you dig my wild
wondrous lady fro
Tis like a row to hoe,
A sea to part,
before we start.
Which is frustrating,
and a delay,
before we play.
So off with the fro,
Remove that scruff.
Let that pink goodness show clean,
when in the buff.
A row to hoe
It sure may be
But it covers the green
Of the space inbetween
So don’t be a wimp
A dork or a geek
Just stick it in
And find the relief that you seek
I have preferences,
you know.
Not just some guy.
While I may really want to sink your pink.
It won't be with that hairy fur pie.
So get to it,
Make it happen.
Once it is clean
The balls can start slappin.
Your balls may be slappy
And you like it bare
But my furry hole of wonders
Doesn’t even care
So man up
Or I’ll give you a swat
Now Quit yer bishin
Stuff this hairy *kitten*.
From here,
I refrain.
It's been fun,
With a good bit of spice.
But you know how those flaggits are,
They'll shut the thread.
We can have anything nice.
Sadly this is true
No fun to be had
Rhyme something something sad
Done.
I was agreeing that it was done via rhyme. But since I like the last word...agreed. Done.
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Try harder,
you must.
Self-pitty, make not your choice.
Now read the above,
With a Yodda voice.
Giggle,
you did.
You have to admit.
I am pretty quick,
and pretty good,
at this rhyming....ermmmm...stuff.
https://youtu.be/U7M7d8u40I4 0 -
But if you quote,
And I do too,
He cannot escape,
And his words he will rue.0 -
eccomi_qui wrote: »_seahorses5ever wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »Grrrrr
Rawwwr!
Fuuuuuuck you
Quick edit your post
I like toast
And roast potatoes
But if you quote,
And I do too,
He cannot escape,
And his words he will rue.
But this will be the end
Of something fun
So quick change it
Maybe joke about a nun0 -
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A nun is a lady devoted to God,
Under robes is a mystery femininely bod,
As she goes and she prays her hips they will sway,
A dreidel, a dreidel made out of clay.0 -
There once was a clown
Who wore a big frown
Maybe because I ran away0 -
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I would hate to see it dead
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I hate to be mean
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I will get out the banhammer
Thanks for your cooperation,
4legs10 -
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We just got reprimanded in iambic pentameter and honestly that's pretty cool5
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@4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »I enjoyed this thread
I would hate to see it dead
But I really need you to mind
The MFP guidelines
Nothing is new
But if you need to review
you dont have to fear
they can be found right here:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines
I hate to be mean
but please keep it clean
if you cant have good manners
I will get out the banhammer
Thanks for your cooperation,
4legs
Hello nice moderator,
You’re being awful kind,
The way you write these words,
It blows my little mind.
If you’re amenable to it,
We should grab some yummy chicken,
While you’re busy eating,
I’ll free my friends from prison.
Just kidding, maybe.
Please don’t ban me.4 -
_seahorses5ever wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »I enjoyed this thread
I would hate to see it dead
But I really need you to mind
The MFP guidelines
Nothing is new
But if you need to review
you dont have to fear
they can be found right here:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines
I hate to be mean
but please keep it clean
if you cant have good manners
I will get out the banhammer
Thanks for your cooperation,
4legs
This is the best mod post yet
Your use of rhymes is making me...
I won't finish that
Because rules
good choice
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UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »I enjoyed this thread
I would hate to see it dead
But I really need you to mind
The MFP guidelines
Nothing is new
But if you need to review
you dont have to fear
they can be found right here:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines
I hate to be mean
but please keep it clean
if you cant have good manners
I will get out the banhammer
Thanks for your cooperation,
4legs
Took a shot of my mug
Landed in jail
Here is a "hug"
Please accept it as bail
Do the crime
Gotta pay the time
Thats what they say
Have a good day0 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »I enjoyed this thread
I would hate to see it dead
But I really need you to mind
The MFP guidelines
Nothing is new
But if you need to review
you dont have to fear
they can be found right here:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines
I hate to be mean
but please keep it clean
if you cant have good manners
I will get out the banhammer
Thanks for your cooperation,
4legs
Took a shot of my mug
Landed in jail
Here is a "hug"
Please accept it as bail
Do the crime
Gotta pay the time
Thats what they say
Have a good day
I’m feeling left out,
Only my post was missed,
You’re a nice person,
I’m feeling kind of pissed.0 -
eccomi_qui wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »I enjoyed this thread
I would hate to see it dead
But I really need you to mind
The MFP guidelines
Nothing is new
But if you need to review
you dont have to fear
they can be found right here:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines
I hate to be mean
but please keep it clean
if you cant have good manners
I will get out the banhammer
Thanks for your cooperation,
4legs
Took a shot of my mug
Landed in jail
Here is a "hug"
Please accept it as bail
Do the crime
Gotta pay the time
Thats what they say
Have a good day
I’m feeling left out,
Only my post was missed,
You’re a nice person,
I’m feeling kind of pissed.
Ps: be glad I didn’t rhyme it with kissed
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eccomi_qui wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »I enjoyed this thread
I would hate to see it dead
But I really need you to mind
The MFP guidelines
Nothing is new
But if you need to review
you dont have to fear
they can be found right here:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines
I hate to be mean
but please keep it clean
if you cant have good manners
I will get out the banhammer
Thanks for your cooperation,
4legs
Took a shot of my mug
Landed in jail
Here is a "hug"
Please accept it as bail
Do the crime
Gotta pay the time
Thats what they say
Have a good day
I’m feeling left out,
Only my post was missed,
You’re a nice person,
I’m feeling kind of pissed.
Didnt mean to be picking
Just dont want any chicken
Please dont be mad
Your rymes were so rad0
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