Vague poetry thread
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We just got reprimanded in iambic pentameter and honestly that's pretty cool5
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@4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »I enjoyed this thread
I would hate to see it dead
But I really need you to mind
The MFP guidelines
Nothing is new
But if you need to review
you dont have to fear
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I hate to be mean
but please keep it clean
if you cant have good manners
I will get out the banhammer
Thanks for your cooperation,
4legs
Hello nice moderator,
You’re being awful kind,
The way you write these words,
It blows my little mind.
If you’re amenable to it,
We should grab some yummy chicken,
While you’re busy eating,
I’ll free my friends from prison.
Just kidding, maybe.
Please don’t ban me.4 -
_seahorses5ever wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »I enjoyed this thread
I would hate to see it dead
But I really need you to mind
The MFP guidelines
Nothing is new
But if you need to review
you dont have to fear
they can be found right here:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines
I hate to be mean
but please keep it clean
if you cant have good manners
I will get out the banhammer
Thanks for your cooperation,
4legs
This is the best mod post yet
Your use of rhymes is making me...
I won't finish that
Because rules
good choice3 -
UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »I enjoyed this thread
I would hate to see it dead
But I really need you to mind
The MFP guidelines
Nothing is new
But if you need to review
you dont have to fear
they can be found right here:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines
I hate to be mean
but please keep it clean
if you cant have good manners
I will get out the banhammer
Thanks for your cooperation,
4legs
Took a shot of my mug
Landed in jail
Here is a "hug"
Please accept it as bail
Do the crime
Gotta pay the time
Thats what they say
Have a good day0 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »I enjoyed this thread
I would hate to see it dead
But I really need you to mind
The MFP guidelines
Nothing is new
But if you need to review
you dont have to fear
they can be found right here:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines
I hate to be mean
but please keep it clean
if you cant have good manners
I will get out the banhammer
Thanks for your cooperation,
4legs
Took a shot of my mug
Landed in jail
Here is a "hug"
Please accept it as bail
Do the crime
Gotta pay the time
Thats what they say
Have a good day
I’m feeling left out,
Only my post was missed,
You’re a nice person,
I’m feeling kind of pissed.0 -
eccomi_qui wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »I enjoyed this thread
I would hate to see it dead
But I really need you to mind
The MFP guidelines
Nothing is new
But if you need to review
you dont have to fear
they can be found right here:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines
I hate to be mean
but please keep it clean
if you cant have good manners
I will get out the banhammer
Thanks for your cooperation,
4legs
Took a shot of my mug
Landed in jail
Here is a "hug"
Please accept it as bail
Do the crime
Gotta pay the time
Thats what they say
Have a good day
I’m feeling left out,
Only my post was missed,
You’re a nice person,
I’m feeling kind of pissed.
Ps: be glad I didn’t rhyme it with kissed0 -
eccomi_qui wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »I enjoyed this thread
I would hate to see it dead
But I really need you to mind
The MFP guidelines
Nothing is new
But if you need to review
you dont have to fear
they can be found right here:
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines
I hate to be mean
but please keep it clean
if you cant have good manners
I will get out the banhammer
Thanks for your cooperation,
4legs
Took a shot of my mug
Landed in jail
Here is a "hug"
Please accept it as bail
Do the crime
Gotta pay the time
Thats what they say
Have a good day
I’m feeling left out,
Only my post was missed,
You’re a nice person,
I’m feeling kind of pissed.
Didnt mean to be picking
Just dont want any chicken
Please dont be mad
Your rymes were so rad0 -
I once had an epiphany
About a girl named Tiffany
If you want to wear a size medium
You need to join mfp Premium
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Im afraid of the banhammer
So I'll zip it
Before a Mod flips it.
Im not made for jail
I need to be free
So I'll behave if need be.
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Get in the shower and wash yourselves clean
Or I'll hose you all down with gasoline
Light up the fire and watch it all burn
You've all had your fun, now it's my turn
Not really, just couldn't think what to say
My rhyming has taken a backseat today2 -
Awake at this hour,
I did not expect to be,
And from warm bed,
I must leave to pee.4 -
I’m about to shower,
Told you I did,
Imagine me naked,
My chin without a lid.3 -
There's a fog in the bog,
So walker, beware
For a dog in the fog
AIN'T A DOG- THAT'S A BEAR.0 -
EimearTheDreamer4 wrote: »There's a fog in the bog,
So walker, beware
For a dog in the fog
AIN'T A DOG- THAT'S A BEAR.
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