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  • eccomi_quieccomi_qui Posts: 1,883Member Member Posts: 1,883Member Member
    I enjoyed this thread
    I would hate to see it dead
    But I really need you to mind
    The MFP guidelines

    Nothing is new
    But if you need to review
    you dont have to fear
    they can be found right here:
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines

    I hate to be mean
    but please keep it clean
    if you cant have good manners
    I will get out the banhammer

    Thanks for your cooperation,
    4legs

    Hello nice moderator,
    You’re being awful kind,
    The way you write these words,
    It blows my little mind.

    If you’re amenable to it,
    We should grab some yummy chicken,
    While you’re busy eating,
    I’ll free my friends from prison.

    Just kidding, maybe.

    Please don’t ban me.
  • 4legsRbetterthan24legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 16,398Member Member Posts: 16,398Member Member
    I enjoyed this thread
    I would hate to see it dead
    But I really need you to mind
    The MFP guidelines

    Nothing is new
    But if you need to review
    you dont have to fear
    they can be found right here:
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines

    I hate to be mean
    but please keep it clean
    if you cant have good manners
    I will get out the banhammer

    Thanks for your cooperation,
    4legs

    This is the best mod post yet
    Your use of rhymes is making me...
    I won't finish that
    Because rules

    good choice ;)
  • 4legsRbetterthan24legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 16,398Member Member Posts: 16,398Member Member
    I enjoyed this thread
    I would hate to see it dead
    But I really need you to mind
    The MFP guidelines

    Nothing is new
    But if you need to review
    you dont have to fear
    they can be found right here:
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines

    I hate to be mean
    but please keep it clean
    if you cant have good manners
    I will get out the banhammer

    Thanks for your cooperation,
    4legs

    Took a shot of my mug
    Landed in jail
    Here is a "hug"
    Please accept it as bail

    Do the crime
    Gotta pay the time
    Thats what they say
    Have a good day
  • eccomi_quieccomi_qui Posts: 1,883Member Member Posts: 1,883Member Member
    I enjoyed this thread
    I would hate to see it dead
    But I really need you to mind
    The MFP guidelines

    Nothing is new
    But if you need to review
    you dont have to fear
    they can be found right here:
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines

    I hate to be mean
    but please keep it clean
    if you cant have good manners
    I will get out the banhammer

    Thanks for your cooperation,
    4legs

    Took a shot of my mug
    Landed in jail
    Here is a "hug"
    Please accept it as bail

    Do the crime
    Gotta pay the time
    Thats what they say
    Have a good day

    I’m feeling left out,
    Only my post was missed,
    You’re a nice person,
    I’m feeling kind of pissed.
  • eccomi_quieccomi_qui Posts: 1,883Member Member Posts: 1,883Member Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I enjoyed this thread
    I would hate to see it dead
    But I really need you to mind
    The MFP guidelines

    Nothing is new
    But if you need to review
    you dont have to fear
    they can be found right here:
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines

    I hate to be mean
    but please keep it clean
    if you cant have good manners
    I will get out the banhammer

    Thanks for your cooperation,
    4legs

    Took a shot of my mug
    Landed in jail
    Here is a "hug"
    Please accept it as bail

    Do the crime
    Gotta pay the time
    Thats what they say
    Have a good day

    I’m feeling left out,
    Only my post was missed,
    You’re a nice person,
    I’m feeling kind of pissed.

    Ps: be glad I didn’t rhyme it with kissed :*
  • 4legsRbetterthan24legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 16,398Member Member Posts: 16,398Member Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I enjoyed this thread
    I would hate to see it dead
    But I really need you to mind
    The MFP guidelines

    Nothing is new
    But if you need to review
    you dont have to fear
    they can be found right here:
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines

    I hate to be mean
    but please keep it clean
    if you cant have good manners
    I will get out the banhammer

    Thanks for your cooperation,
    4legs

    Took a shot of my mug
    Landed in jail
    Here is a "hug"
    Please accept it as bail

    Do the crime
    Gotta pay the time
    Thats what they say
    Have a good day

    I’m feeling left out,
    Only my post was missed,
    You’re a nice person,
    I’m feeling kind of pissed.

    Didnt mean to be picking
    Just dont want any chicken
    Please dont be mad
    Your rymes were so rad
  • CaporegiemCaporegiem Posts: 4,297Member Member Posts: 4,297Member Member
    I once had an epiphany
    About a girl named Tiffany
    If you want to wear a size medium
    You need to join mfp Premium

    /thread
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Posts: 221,925Member, Premium Member Posts: 221,925Member, Premium Member
    Im afraid of the banhammer
    So I'll zip it
    Before a Mod flips it.

    Im not made for jail
    I need to be free
    So I'll behave if need be.


  • VersicolourVersicolour Posts: 5,833Member Member Posts: 5,833Member Member
    Get in the shower and wash yourselves clean
    Or I'll hose you all down with gasoline
    Light up the fire and watch it all burn
    You've all had your fun, now it's my turn

    Not really, just couldn't think what to say
    My rhyming has taken a backseat today
  • eccomi_quieccomi_qui Posts: 1,883Member Member Posts: 1,883Member Member
    Awake at this hour,
    I did not expect to be,
    And from warm bed,
    I must leave to pee.
  • eccomi_quieccomi_qui Posts: 1,883Member Member Posts: 1,883Member Member
    I’m about to shower,
    Told you I did,
    Imagine me naked,
    My chin without a lid.
  • _seahorses5ever_seahorses5ever Posts: 1,160Member Member Posts: 1,160Member Member
    If you're having swirl problems
    I feel bad for you son
    I've got 9,292 issues
    But my swirl ain't one
  • EimearTheDreamer4EimearTheDreamer4 Posts: 39Member Member Posts: 39Member Member
    There's a fog in the bog,
    So walker, beware
    For a dog in the fog
    AIN'T A DOG- THAT'S A BEAR.
  • eccomi_quieccomi_qui Posts: 1,883Member Member Posts: 1,883Member Member
    There's a fog in the bog,
    So walker, beware
    For a dog in the fog
    AIN'T A DOG- THAT'S A BEAR.

    HEY WELCOME TO THE PARTY
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