Vague poetry thread
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Stegosaurus was as big as an elephant
But his brain was the size of a peppermint
Triceratops has horns on his head
In case he ever needs them to defend
Brachiosaurus has a really long tail
And at the end is an itty bitty end
Terodactyl went soaring through the sky
His wings were enormous for his size
And if he stood up tall on the ground he would be
As tall as a giraffee
Dinosaurs, rawwrr!1 -
When is Someone Going to Clean the Damn Office Fridge? A haiku.
Glaucous mold limned fare
Surpasses science and sense
Uneaten echoes
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I don't understand
the point of the poems here
but haiku is fun1 -
An ode to Swiss
I enjoy you, cheese.
But only on a sandwich.
Your stink is not bad.3 -
If I seem to be
What you treating me as
Am I that bad?
Or are you the *kitten*?1 -
Hands through hair and neck kisses I do sense
All done in the present tense
From here to there
Let my whispers find your ear
In satin covers in the early morn
My love…most intriguing ever born
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Hickory, dickory, dock
Back off or I'll clean you clock.1 -
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Wait I thought violets were Purple
I can't rhyme anything with the color purple1 -
Stop! Don't touch me there.
This is my private square.1 -
As the drug fades
and lucidity returns
I feel
The desire to burn
rekindles itself
as her voice whispers
the soothing words
of my destruction
Words that flame
from within
Their life's span
fueled by passion
So powerful,
yet so brief
My exultation stems
from the beauty
of their ashes
But I'm reminded
of the fleeting joy to be had
as the reflective edge
opens the vein
That rush of power
as feelings spill
delivered
by words
If only briefly
light a match
Hold it to my thoughts
Incendiary introspection
Subversive reflection
The best parts of me
are my own undoing
So here I am
Magnificently broken
Scattered fragments of potential
Among the refuse
of a convoluted mind
A seer
prophesying
his own demise2 -
Eeny meeny miny moe
If you're reading this
Than you should know
it's one for the money
Two for the show
Three to get ready
Now go, cat, go0 -
Things have come to a pretty pass
cuz there’s somebody I’m longing to see
who sings a song to the moon up above.
But how strange the change from major to minor
when love came and told me I shouldn't sleep
so a voice within me keeps repeating you, you, you.
Birds singing in the sycamore trees
and a thousand violins begin to play
the world's a temporary parking place
until you will, how still my heart.4 -
I’m not a nut
But I like your butt
I haven’t seen it
But I’d look if I happened to get an unsolicited pic
Not of your d tho
Edit because I’d photoshop it into a turkey wearing a top hat pic0
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