Vague poetry thread
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hey you're actually good at this^^^^1
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This is a poem called puttanesca pasta:
You’re at the gym,
you’ve left me alone,
I’m sad to the brim,
So I pull out my phone,
“I wish I could make you pasta”,
I send to your device,
Disregard all other carbs,
We’ve no time for brown rice.
You say thats romantic,
I recall my favourite recipe,
This piatto’s gigantic,
Let’s run away to the Chesapeake.
They call it “puttanesca”,
Your new gluten ecstasy.
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UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »Cat goes meow
Dog goes woof
Cow goes moo
Horse says neigh
But what does the fox say?
Nooooooo I do not want that song in my head :noway:0 -
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poetic_cell wrote: »I saw it once, twice, thrice:
Woman on the street
getting paid to give someone a treat
It was sad, tragic and all
that she had to follow him home
I remember thinking
how desperate she could be
to sell her body
to a stranger on the street
He looked nervous
stared down at his feet
I could see it in her eyes
they were tired - covered in defeat
Moments later, I saw them leave
I was left to my thoughts
thoughts about him being so discreet
I knew what she was about to do
give her flames, her heat, her youth
to fulfill his needs
that was the ugly truth
Why can't world be a sacred place?
Not full of brothels
where bruised and fragile souls
hide behind promiscuity;
Money is not always the reason
sometimes it's more complicated,
people have rain seasons
I could go on and on
My mind wanders everywhere when I'm alone
Who am I kidding?
Even when I'm not
I felt inspired again
to channel my thoughts about pain
some sort of pain, and of course
I couldn't not mention the rain
I hope I did it and wrote
what will perhaps touch some souls
If you read this far
your worth measures in rare, beautiful stars
But now I have to admit
When I sat down to type
my thoughts were everything but discreet
I'm sorry this is not very vague
Frankly, this poem was inspired byfantasizing about getting laid
Ayyyyy0 -
Sorry that was sad,
Writing was abismal,
Y'all don't need that
little bitty pitfall.
Here's a poem less dark
Maybe a little more vague
About a thing you won't read
From a man with no gauge.1 -
UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »Cat goes meow
Dog goes woof
Cow goes moo
Horse says neigh
But what does the fox say?
Nooooooo I do not want that song in my head :noway:
What song?
https://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »Cat goes meow
Dog goes woof
Cow goes moo
Horse says neigh
But what does the fox say?
Nooooooo I do not want that song in my head :noway:
What song?https://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE
Oh my god *kitten* me0 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »Cat goes meow
Dog goes woof
Cow goes moo
Horse says neigh
But what does the fox say?
Nooooooo I do not want that song in my head :noway:
What song?https://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE
Oh my god *kitten* me
:laugh: yep.. thats why I did not want that song in my head lol1 -
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_seahorses5ever wrote: »Friend don't weep
I too am the cursed child of sleep
I went to YouTube to peep
And then counted down the hours with suicide sheep
What kind of world knows more about space
Than it does it's own seas?
Where money= power
Where time= money
But we're fighting the clock and we're down on our knees
Where we're fighting the clock and time's a disease
Don't weep my friend
The world is good sometimes too
You're here, you are breathing
And people love you
Seriously thanks1 -
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Some people work out during their lunch break
and here I am, debating whether I should eat a piece of chocolate cake
It's not like ice cream is already in my stomach
What a struggle, but decision I have to make
I stepped on a scale today and lost some weight
So I thought, Why not go to McD's to celebrate?
I'm here, not ashamed, I feel just fine, dare I say
How refreshing, I don't think of myself as a piece of *kitten* today
I made a promise to myself I'd get fit until May
It fits my macros so don't judge, okay?0 -
Your mom tossed away your dumb pizza,
Don’t she know I’m a picky eater?
Gotta find something else to do,
Why don’t we order Chinese for two.2 -
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I say let’s go watch a movie,
But you just want to stay in,
Baby this could be us,
But you just playin’1 -
Friends
Seem to come and go
Hold steady
There are ups and downs
She says one thing but means another
Friends
Friends
See the best and worst
Hold steady
They try to understand
There one day gone the next
Friends
Friends
Come in many shapes and forms
Hold steady
Someone will understand
Be a friend first
Friends
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Friends
Seem to come and go
Hold steady
There are ups and downs
She says one thing but means another
Friends
Friends
See the best and worst
Hold steady
They try to understand
There one day gone the next
Friends
Friends
Come in many shapes and forms
Hold steady
Someone will understand
Be a friend first
Friends
K cool yes love itUrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »I feel like it needs a retaliation
But why live in this hatred
I feel like I'm stuck in this matrix
My life needs a restoration
Have some love in your life
Disregard all the strife
I feel like we need a celebration
Rid ourselves of damnation
But have some hope
I fell like this life could be dope
I really like thiseccomi_qui wrote: »I say let’s go watch a movie,
But you just want to stay in,
Baby this could be us,
But you just playin’
Boo
Like here hug there
Could be scrolling in my underwear
Y'all wouldn't ever know
If when it gets dark I actually glow
Except Josh
Josh knows0 -
Wipe your tears, leave sad behind
This won't last, till the end of time.
Brighter days will come
It will be as if you face the sun.
Life is full of shadow and light
You must wait out the dark
It won't always be night.
Joy comes in the smallest things
A smile, a touch, a child sings
These are the things you must hold dear
Because they will be your light, when sadness is near.
They'll shine a light into the dark
That will lead you home.
A place where you'll never truly be alone.
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What to do with all my time
A morning filled is now free
Sleeping? Eating? Chewing rinds?
All that stuff sounds good to me0 -
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SabotageinStilettos wrote: »Moon_Stone wrote: »Fountain of youth
You need to know the truth
That conversation was rough.
Round and Round
With no interesting information found
Step up your game
Lower your aim
Then, you might have a chance
For a geriatric dance.
He bored me to tears
Just tell me how many years
I have to be so we can hang
I’ll take off my diaper before we bang
Dentures on the nightstand
Hearing aids out lemme take your hand
Shhh don’t talk
You’ve got nothing interesting to say
Let me teach you a trick you can do with your tongue
Hurry now I may not have another day
Oh my god, you!0 -
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got distracted by the wish list
how did I miss this?
yall own the funny
and always right on the money
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One million reasons we never have met
One million reasons I should forget
One million reasons we can't be together
One million times my thoughts to you gather
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