Vague poetry thread

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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    edited January 2018
    hey you're actually good at this^^^^
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    This is a poem called puttanesca pasta:

    You’re at the gym,
    you’ve left me alone,
    I’m sad to the brim,
    So I pull out my phone,
    “I wish I could make you pasta”,
    I send to your device,
    Disregard all other carbs,
    We’ve no time for brown rice.
    You say thats romantic,
    I recall my favourite recipe,
    This piatto’s gigantic,
    Let’s run away to the Chesapeake.
    They call it “puttanesca”,
    Your new gluten ecstasy.
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat goes meow
    Dog goes woof
    Cow goes moo
    Horse says neigh

    But what does the fox say?

    Nooooooo I do not want that song in my head :noway:
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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    I saw it once, twice, thrice:
    Woman on the street
    getting paid to give someone a treat
    It was sad, tragic and all
    that she had to follow him home
    I remember thinking
    how desperate she could be
    to sell her body
    to a stranger on the street
    He looked nervous
    stared down at his feet
    I could see it in her eyes
    they were tired - covered in defeat
    Moments later, I saw them leave
    I was left to my thoughts
    thoughts about him being so discreet
    I knew what she was about to do
    give her flames, her heat, her youth
    to fulfill his needs
    that was the ugly truth
    Why can't world be a sacred place?
    Not full of brothels
    where bruised and fragile souls
    hide behind promiscuity;
    Money is not always the reason
    sometimes it's more complicated,
    people have rain seasons


    I could go on and on
    My mind wanders everywhere when I'm alone
    Who am I kidding?
    Even when I'm not
    I felt inspired again
    to channel my thoughts about pain
    some sort of pain, and of course
    I couldn't not mention the rain
    I hope I did it and wrote
    what will perhaps touch some souls
    If you read this far
    your worth measures in rare, beautiful stars
    But now I have to admit
    When I sat down to type
    my thoughts were everything but discreet
    I'm sorry this is not very vague
    Frankly, this poem was inspired by
    fantasizing about getting laid

    Ayyyyy
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    edited January 2018
    Sorry that was sad,
    Writing was abismal,
    Y'all don't need that
    little bitty pitfall.
    Here's a poem less dark
    Maybe a little more vague
    About a thing you won't read
    From a man with no gauge.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat goes meow
    Dog goes woof
    Cow goes moo
    Horse says neigh

    But what does the fox say?

    Nooooooo I do not want that song in my head :noway:

    What song?

    https://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE

  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Cat goes meow
    Dog goes woof
    Cow goes moo
    Horse says neigh

    But what does the fox say?

    Nooooooo I do not want that song in my head :noway:

    What song?

    https://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE

    Oh my god *kitten* me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cat goes meow
    Dog goes woof
    Cow goes moo
    Horse says neigh

    But what does the fox say?

    Nooooooo I do not want that song in my head :noway:

    What song?

    https://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE

    Oh my god *kitten* me

    :laugh: yep.. thats why I did not want that song in my head lol
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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Friend don't weep
    I too am the cursed child of sleep
    I went to YouTube to peep
    And then counted down the hours with suicide sheep

    What kind of world knows more about space
    Than it does it's own seas?
    Where money= power
    Where time= money
    But we're fighting the clock and we're down on our knees
    Where we're fighting the clock and time's a disease

    Don't weep my friend
    The world is good sometimes too
    You're here, you are breathing
    And people love you


    gk834r7gfn0d.gif
    Seriously thanks
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  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
    Some people work out during their lunch break
    and here I am, debating whether I should eat a piece of chocolate cake
    It's not like ice cream is already in my stomach
    What a struggle, but decision I have to make

    I stepped on a scale today and lost some weight
    So I thought, Why not go to McD's to celebrate?
    I'm here, not ashamed, I feel just fine, dare I say
    How refreshing, I don't think of myself as a piece of *kitten* today
    I made a promise to myself I'd get fit until May
    It fits my macros so don't judge, okay?
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Your mom tossed away your dumb pizza,
    Don’t she know I’m a picky eater?
    Gotta find something else to do,
    Why don’t we order Chinese for two.
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    I say let’s go watch a movie,
    But you just want to stay in,
    Baby this could be us,
    But you just playin’
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    Friends
    Seem to come and go
    Hold steady
    There are ups and downs
    She says one thing but means another
    Friends

    Friends
    See the best and worst
    Hold steady
    They try to understand
    There one day gone the next
    Friends

    Friends
    Come in many shapes and forms
    Hold steady
    Someone will understand
    Be a friend first
    Friends

  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    mybfisred wrote: »
    Friends
    Seem to come and go
    Hold steady
    There are ups and downs
    She says one thing but means another
    Friends

    Friends
    See the best and worst
    Hold steady
    They try to understand
    There one day gone the next
    Friends

    Friends
    Come in many shapes and forms
    Hold steady
    Someone will understand
    Be a friend first
    Friends

    K cool yes love it
    I feel like it needs a retaliation
    But why live in this hatred
    I feel like I'm stuck in this matrix
    My life needs a restoration
    Have some love in your life
    Disregard all the strife
    I feel like we need a celebration
    Rid ourselves of damnation
    But have some hope
    I fell like this life could be dope

    I really like this
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I say let’s go watch a movie,
    But you just want to stay in,
    Baby this could be us,
    But you just playin’

    Boo


    Like here hug there
    Could be scrolling in my underwear
    Y'all wouldn't ever know
    If when it gets dark I actually glow
    Except Josh

    Josh knows
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wipe your tears, leave sad behind
    This won't last, till the end of time.
    Brighter days will come
    It will be as if you face the sun.
    Life is full of shadow and light
    You must wait out the dark
    It won't always be night.

    Joy comes in the smallest things
    A smile, a touch, a child sings
    These are the things you must hold dear
    Because they will be your light, when sadness is near.
    They'll shine a light into the dark
    That will lead you home.
    A place where you'll never truly be alone.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    What to do with all my time
    A morning filled is now free
    Sleeping? Eating? Chewing rinds?
    All that stuff sounds good to me
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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Moon_Stone wrote: »
    Fountain of youth
    You need to know the truth
    That conversation was rough.
    Round and Round
    With no interesting information found
    Step up your game
    Lower your aim
    Then, you might have a chance
    For a geriatric dance.

    He bored me to tears
    Just tell me how many years
    I have to be so we can hang
    I’ll take off my diaper before we bang
    Dentures on the nightstand
    Hearing aids out lemme take your hand
    Shhh don’t talk
    You’ve got nothing interesting to say
    Let me teach you a trick you can do with your tongue
    Hurry now I may not have another day

    Oh my god, you!
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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    got distracted by the wish list
    how did I miss this?
    yall own the funny
    and always right on the money
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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    One million reasons we never have met
    One million reasons I should forget
    One million reasons we can't be together
    One million times my thoughts to you gather
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