Vague poetry thread
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My poetry’s gone private,
I’m sorry to report,
But where there’s innuendo,
She’s sure to giggle-snort!0 -
So i have to ask
Have you failed to unmask
The loophole thats there
So you dobt have to pull out your hair
The main forums must mind
The mfp guidelines
But those in private groups
Dont have to jump through our hoops
You can make your own way
If behind closed doors you stay
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4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »So i have to ask
Have you failed to unmask
The loophole thats there
So you dobt have to pull out your hair
The main forums must mind
The mfp guidelines
But those in private groups
Dont have to jump through our hoops
You can make your own way
If behind closed doors you stay
but then people gripe
they pout
and complain
about secret cliques,
secret groups,
and secret club names
Somehow they insist
that its all about them,
they aren't included
their noodz are excluded.
So lets just get real
all members are equal
so put that *kitten* on FB, hun.
Lets keep it fun.5 -
gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »So i have to ask
Have you failed to unmask
The loophole thats there
So you dobt have to pull out your hair
The main forums must mind
The mfp guidelines
But those in private groups
Dont have to jump through our hoops
You can make your own way
If behind closed doors you stay
but then people gripe
they pout
and complain
about secret cliques,
secret groups,
and secret club names
Somehow they insist
that its all about them,
they aren't included
their noodz are excluded.
So lets just get real
all members are equal
so put that *kitten* on FB, hun.
Lets keep it fun.
Gosh you guys are too complicated. Sorry for the lack of rymes....0 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »So i have to ask
Have you failed to unmask
The loophole thats there
So you dobt have to pull out your hair
The main forums must mind
The mfp guidelines
But those in private groups
Dont have to jump through our hoops
You can make your own way
If behind closed doors you stay
but then people gripe
they pout
and complain
about secret cliques,
secret groups,
and secret club names
Somehow they insist
that its all about them,
they aren't included
their noodz are excluded.
So lets just get real
all members are equal
so put that *kitten* on FB, hun.
Lets keep it fun.
Gosh you guys are too complicated. Sorry for the lack of rymes....
Bb you did great, gold star0 -
The day you showed up
I lost everything I had ever had
Tainted heart of yours
deleted feelings I had kept
I dipped my hand in regret
that day we met
Surreal, it sure felt
to be with someone that spent
every second of their day
trying to repaint
the old life with new paint
but brushes kept breaking
Distant from the canvas
Half-bent, two-faced heart raced,
Hand caressed its favorite place—
just above my knee, underneath black lace
You told me how you felt
that day we met
Some time has passed
I look back at vigorous pace
whilst trying to remember when it wouldn't stop raining
Worn out, nothing of me left
I close my eyes and pretend
to have forgotten the day you and I met2 -
Roses be red,
Violets be blue,
A pirate seeks treasure,
and booty too.0 -
Blah blah
You
Blah blah
True
Meh1 -
It starts out real small,
It expands then explodes,
It leaves out the exit
Where nobody goes.0 -
“Solidarity and Comradery”
Trying a poem for you
I heart you Lou
I know I suck
I don’t give a fu*k
And you’d do the same for me too
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Don’t think cause I understand I care!
Don’t think cause I’m talking we’re friends!1 -
God of Death on gossamer wings
Dreams of slaughter and the death of things
What type of creature thinks of this?
Perhaps we should ask @caco_ethes
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Sometimes on a Monday if I’m weighing myself in the gym on their fancy scales I’ll hold on to the side as I know it knocks a few pounds off just to start my week on a positive note1
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't make this rhyme
How about you?0 -
a mouth of vague
a mouth, vague
your vague mouth
your mouth full of vague
your tongue covered in vague uncertainty0 -
TheRoadDog wrote: »a mouth of vague
a mouth, vague
your vague mouth
your mouth full of vague
your tongue covered in vague uncertainty
Is this about me? Cause I want it to be about me0 -
God of Death on gossamer wings
Dreams of slaughter and the death of things
What type of creature thinks of this?
Perhaps we should ask @caco_ethes
That’s fine, come at me with your creepy lepidoptera
I’m armed and ready with my sizzly fly swattera
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