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Vague poetry thread

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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    I must go now
    Time has come
    Creeping slow
    I sing my song

    Hear my voice
    And cry in pain
    You had no choice
    All life is vain

    Is this vague?
    Does it rhyme?
    Yes! Guess!
    Oh whoops, too bad
  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
    I just want to be somewhere
    Obscure and secluded
    I just want to be somewhere
    Where the cheesecake is included
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I shall not talk about llllll....
    I will not mention thr....
    I will just add the ....ust.
    Because I must.
    And now it is penned,
    It shall end.

  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    edited January 2018
    You stole my captain hugger,
    For me there is no other,
    I'm known as a right hand slugger,
    Anybody else wanna touch my lover?

    amy-shark-960x540.jpg
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    edited January 2018
    oops
    I stoops
    much to low
    an so
    I say sorry
    dont send your army!
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    You stole my captain hugger,
    For me there is no other,
    I'm known as a right hand slugger,
    Anybody else wanna touch my lover?

    amy-shark-960x540.jpg

    Who dat?

    Amy Shark, who is not my lover (yet)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Bear with me right now
    I can not write poems now
    haikus are ok
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Here's a quicky poem,
    about a pair of boobs,
    "That the kind of pic you take when you're bottom heavy and your face busted but you got a nice rack",
    Ask me how I know
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    edited January 2018
    Here is my latest work it’s a parody called

    MY FITNESS ROMANCE

    When I first saw you,
    In that selfie thread,
    Deny the feeling I could not,
    It went straight to my head.

    So I thought up a plan,
    To win your little heart,
    Maybe ask you to buffet dinner,
    *kitten* that a-la-carte.

    But then you lived in Texas,
    And your Fitbit did not sync,
    Your roommate wasn’t actually your roommate,
    This relationship will sink.

    I’m looking at flights now,
    While you’re looking at my junk,
    Goodness look at your stomach,
    Is that an e-baby bump?

    Then you up and vanished,
    Gone without a trace,
    Wait let me look at the selfie thread,
    Was that even your own face?

    This smells like a catfish,
    Stinky like the sea,
    I’m left to wonder alone now,
    Was it even meant to be?


    If you need me I’ll be at the snap poetry event in my very cool hometown tonight
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I'm good at these poems.

    Roses are red
    I am autonomous
    I have many rap names
    like Hip Hop Anonymous
  • nm212
    nm212 Posts: 570 Member
    1,2,3
    let me ruffle your tree
    4,5,6
    please give me some kicks
    7,8,9
    just dropping a line
    10,11,12
    please take me out of this hell

    Mentally, I'm stable
    But emotionally unable
    To provide this thing called stability
    Why can't I just learn to be happy?
    With what I've got
    Instead of trying to be what I'm not
    Find that love within you
    Cause it's the only thing that's real
    Nothing else matters, not weight, not image, not the scale!
    So get it together and love what you got
    Life is short and there's no time like the present!
    Whether you're tall or skinny, hot or not!
    Know your WORTH
    PEACE

  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    nm212 wrote: »
    1,2,3
    let me ruffle your tree
    4,5,6
    please give me some kicks
    7,8,9
    just dropping a line
    10,11,12
    please take me out of this hell

    Mentally, I'm stable
    But emotionally unable
    To provide this thing called stability
    Why can't I just learn to be happy?
    With what I've got
    Instead of trying to be what I'm not
    Find that love within you
    Cause it's the only thing that's real
    Nothing else matters, not weight, not image, not the scale!
    So get it together and love what you got
    Life is short and there's no time like the present!
    Whether you're tall or skinny, hot or not!
    Know your WORTH
    PEACE

    oh my goodness
    maybe we should sticky this!
    love the posativity
    forget all the body envy
    embrace what you got
    just give it a shot
  • nm212
    nm212 Posts: 570 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    nm212 wrote: »
    1,2,3
    let me ruffle your tree
    4,5,6
    please give me some kicks
    7,8,9
    just dropping a line
    10,11,12
    please take me out of this hell

    Mentally, I'm stable
    But emotionally unable
    To provide this thing called stability
    Why can't I just learn to be happy?
    With what I've got
    Instead of trying to be what I'm not
    Find that love within you
    Cause it's the only thing that's real
    Nothing else matters, not weight, not image, not the scale!
    So get it together and love what you got
    Life is short and there's no time like the present!
    Whether you're tall or skinny, hot or not!
    Know your WORTH
    PEACE

    oh my goodness
    maybe we should sticky this!
    love the posativity
    forget all the body envy
    embrace what you got
    just give it a shot

    Yey!! :smile:
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    nm212 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    nm212 wrote: »
    1,2,3
    let me ruffle your tree
    4,5,6
    please give me some kicks
    7,8,9
    just dropping a line
    10,11,12
    please take me out of this hell

    Mentally, I'm stable
    But emotionally unable
    To provide this thing called stability
    Why can't I just learn to be happy?
    With what I've got
    Instead of trying to be what I'm not
    Find that love within you
    Cause it's the only thing that's real
    Nothing else matters, not weight, not image, not the scale!
    So get it together and love what you got
    Life is short and there's no time like the present!
    Whether you're tall or skinny, hot or not!
    Know your WORTH
    PEACE

    oh my goodness
    maybe we should sticky this!
    love the posativity
    forget all the body envy
    embrace what you got
    just give it a shot

    Yey!! :smile:

    Who are you and why are you writing more wholesome rhymes than me?
  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
    Even though the last one
    left us all truly awed
    Gonna have to clean it up
    if you want to impress a mod
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    WhereIsPJSoles wrote: »
    Even though the last one
    left us all truly awed
    Gonna have to clean it up
    if you want to impress a mod

    Yeah your name is PJ,
    You’re lookin’ pretty fly,
    But if you doubt my rhymes again,
    I’ll feed you lots of pie.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    I am showing symptoms
    I think i have the flu
    But i guess an epidemic
    Is bursting it's way through
    So sorry if i'm not around
    I tried so hard to stay
    But now my time is over
    I just might die today

    A poem for sick men
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    I am showing symptoms
    I think i have the flu
    But i guess an epidemic
    Is bursting it's way through
    So sorry if i'm not around
    I tried so hard to stay
    But now my time is over
    I just might die today

    A poem for sick men

    You know the way to my heart. Poetry and illness.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Blueberry muffins are fragile and kind
    Delicate, sweet, a delight to the mind
    A taste bud explosion of purples and pink
    What kind of a monster would steal such a thing?
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    That's fine, dear
    Be honest
    I get all your muffins?
    Please promise

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