Vague poetry thread

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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    My poetry’s gone private,
    I’m sorry to report,
    But where there’s innuendo,
    She’s sure to giggle-snort!
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    So i have to ask
    Have you failed to unmask
    The loophole thats there
    So you dobt have to pull out your hair
    The main forums must mind
    The mfp guidelines
    But those in private groups
    Dont have to jump through our hoops
    You can make your own way
    If behind closed doors you stay
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    So i have to ask
    Have you failed to unmask
    The loophole thats there
    So you dobt have to pull out your hair
    The main forums must mind
    The mfp guidelines
    But those in private groups
    Dont have to jump through our hoops
    You can make your own way
    If behind closed doors you stay

    but then people gripe
    they pout
    and complain
    about secret cliques,
    secret groups,
    and secret club names
    Somehow they insist
    that its all about them,
    they aren't included
    their noodz are excluded.
    So lets just get real
    all members are equal
    so put that *kitten* on FB, hun.
    Lets keep it fun.

    Gosh you guys are too complicated. Sorry for the lack of rymes....
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    So i have to ask
    Have you failed to unmask
    The loophole thats there
    So you dobt have to pull out your hair
    The main forums must mind
    The mfp guidelines
    But those in private groups
    Dont have to jump through our hoops
    You can make your own way
    If behind closed doors you stay

    but then people gripe
    they pout
    and complain
    about secret cliques,
    secret groups,
    and secret club names
    Somehow they insist
    that its all about them,
    they aren't included
    their noodz are excluded.
    So lets just get real
    all members are equal
    so put that *kitten* on FB, hun.
    Lets keep it fun.

    Gosh you guys are too complicated. Sorry for the lack of rymes....

    Bb you did great, gold star
  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
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    The day you showed up
    I lost everything I had ever had
    Tainted heart of yours
    deleted feelings I had kept
    I dipped my hand in regret
    that day we met

    Surreal, it sure felt
    to be with someone that spent
    every second of their day
    trying to repaint
    the old life with new paint
    but brushes kept breaking

    Distant from the canvas
    Half-bent, two-faced heart raced,
    Hand caressed its favorite place—
    just above my knee, underneath black lace
    You told me how you felt
    that day we met

    Some time has passed
    I look back at vigorous pace
    whilst trying to remember when it wouldn't stop raining
    Worn out, nothing of me left
    I close my eyes and pretend
    to have forgotten the day you and I met
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    Roses be red,
    Violets be blue,
    A pirate seeks treasure,
    and booty too.
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    Blah blah
    You
    Blah blah
    True
    Meh
  • UltraVegAthlete
    UltraVegAthlete Posts: 667 Member
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    It starts out real small,
    It expands then explodes,
    It leaves out the exit
    Where nobody goes.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    “Solidarity and Comradery”

    Trying a poem for you
    I heart you Lou
    I know I suck
    I don’t give a fu*k
    And you’d do the same for me too
  • dawn__westbury
    dawn__westbury Posts: 46 Member
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    Don’t think cause I understand I care!
    Don’t think cause I’m talking we’re friends!
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    God of Death on gossamer wings
    Dreams of slaughter and the death of things
    What type of creature thinks of this?
    Perhaps we should ask @caco_ethes
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  • Smilin40
    Smilin40 Posts: 1,828 Member
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    Sometimes on a Monday if I’m weighing myself in the gym on their fancy scales I’ll hold on to the side as I know it knocks a few pounds off just to start my week on a positive note
  • ecjim
    ecjim Posts: 1,001 Member
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I can't make this rhyme
    How about you?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    a mouth of vague

    a mouth, vague

    your vague mouth

    your mouth full of vague

    your tongue covered in vague uncertainty
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    a mouth of vague

    a mouth, vague

    your vague mouth

    your mouth full of vague

    your tongue covered in vague uncertainty

    Is this about me? Cause I want it to be about me
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    God of Death on gossamer wings
    Dreams of slaughter and the death of things
    What type of creature thinks of this?
    Perhaps we should ask @caco_ethes
    dhtgcknpzxtc.jpg

    That’s fine, come at me with your creepy lepidoptera
    I’m armed and ready with my sizzly fly swattera

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