Vague poetry thread

2456712

Replies

  • DjLap
    DjLap Posts: 43 Member
    Shallow is the soul that doesn't see beyond the light.
    Close your eyes and you may see what's right
  • This content has been removed.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    I think we should run away
    Forget all our problems
    Start to live for today
    I promise everything will be ok
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Sometimes I think
    I could use a drink
    Of water I’m bad at this
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    You think you are bad
    Maybe it's true
    But practice makes perfect
    So you just do you
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Your face is pretty,
    Your body is hot,
    I’ll respect the *kitten* out of you,
    So give me a shot.
  • This content has been removed.
  • This content has been removed.
  • hey, man. Hollah!
    Gimme a dollah.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Your face is pretty,
    Your body is hot,
    I’ll respect the *kitten* out of you,
    So give me a shot.

    pxarc1rs5n4m.jpg
  • your words, they are like farts.
    I don't want to hear them,
    yet they feel good.
    R-E-L-I-E-F
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    edited January 2018
    You want to be scary,
    I’ll give you that,
    But when push comes to shove,
    I’ll touch your lat.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Will you succeed?
    You will indeed!
    98 3/4% guaranteed
    Kid, you'll move mountains
    (Not OC)
  • This content has been removed.
  • This content has been removed.
  • eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Sit on that toilet,
    Not on my face,
    Garden gnomes are a terrible race.

    The bidet is better
    it squirts with power
    maybe you better
    go plant a flower
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Nothing rhymes with Stuffing
    I am not bluffing.
    Cats attack rats,
    how about that?
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Sit on that toilet,
    Not on my face,
    Garden gnomes are a terrible race.

    The bidet is better
    it squirts with power
    maybe you better
    go plant a flower

    This is a rap battle,
    Between you and me,
    I’ll crush you like a sickly spleen.
    And when we’re done,
    The minstrels will sing,
    “damn that gnome was a terrible thing”.

    Word.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Sit on that toilet,
    Not on my face,
    Garden gnomes are a terrible race.

    The bidet is better
    it squirts with power
    maybe you better
    go plant a flower

    This is a rap battle,
    Between you and me,
    I’ll crush you like a sickly spleen.
    And when we’re done,
    The minstrels will sing,
    “damn that gnome was a terrible thing”.

    Word.

    Honestly take this to the voice thread
  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
    You think you’re so cute
    And you’re not totally wrong
    But don’t piss me off
    I told you - sneaky strong
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Glance upon you,
    I turned.
    Hands upon you,
    My heart.
    Kisses upon you,
    My warmth.
    Lay upon you,
    My love.
  • Find_Me_Again
    Find_Me_Again Posts: 299 Member
    This is awesome :joy:
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Sitting at work wondering what to do
    Counting quarters so i can get gas too
    I am sleepy, exhausted ready for bed
    But i gotta sit here doing math in my head
    Cuz i am broke
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I spent several minutes catching up.
    I can't compete, it's such a phenomenal feat.
    I'm hungry.
    Let's go eat some meat.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Sit on that toilet,
    Not on my face,
    Garden gnomes are a terrible race.

    The bidet is better
    it squirts with power
    maybe you better
    go plant a flower

    This is a rap battle,
    Between you and me,
    I’ll crush you like a sickly spleen.
    And when we’re done,
    The minstrels will sing,
    “damn that gnome was a terrible thing”.

    Word.

    Honestly take this to the voice thread

    ubpw51mz2rqq.jpg
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    ubpw51mz2rqq.jpg


    Jerry Springer capitalized on them Vikings.
  • This content has been removed.
  • JillianRumrill
    JillianRumrill Posts: 335 Member
    you're behind it
    this whole cracked movement
    they wave their flags
    with your bloody hands
    you point and tell em "do it"

    wolves in sheep skins
    you let the devil in
    you swore an oath
    to the Lamb of God
    and now you're slaves to sin

    you started off so sweet
    like the master, go and wash the feet
    be humble, preach in the street
    now you live in a palace built on deceit

    sell you statues! sell your thrones!
    give up your mistresses and your lavish homes!
    but you won't, you're addicted to power
    give it up for your leader hiding in the high tower


  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    The creepy porn stache
    won't get you far
    even in a dark seedy bar
    go with the beard
    its the way to go
    if you want those lady juices
    to really flow

    I don’t have a stash,
    Lest you talkin bout Hustler,
    And my bar pickin’ skills are sick like a shuffler,
    My beard grows real fast like a composted flower,
    Lady juices drips around me like a broken shower.

    So sad your sausage
    has no holder
    I'd have a place for it
    if you were older

    You’re missing the meat of this rap battle bub,
    Like not finding your favourite video on porno hub,
    But allow me to help you,
    Set you on track.
    You’re probably a fine lookin’ little snack

    I can't win, young human
    but I like your cumin

    My notoriety precedes me,
    I just can’t escape it,
    ‘‘Twas a fine battle,
    I’m not being vapid.