Vague poetry thread
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Shallow is the soul that doesn't see beyond the light.
Close your eyes and you may see what's right2 -
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I think we should run away
Forget all our problems
Start to live for today
I promise everything will be ok2 -
Sometimes I think
I could use a drink
Of water I’m bad at this3 -
You think you are bad
Maybe it's true
But practice makes perfect
So you just do you0 -
Your face is pretty,
Your body is hot,
I’ll respect the *kitten* out of you,
So give me a shot.2 -
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hey, man. Hollah!
Gimme a dollah.
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eccomi_qui wrote: »Your face is pretty,
Your body is hot,
I’ll respect the *kitten* out of you,
So give me a shot.
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your words, they are like farts.
I don't want to hear them,
yet they feel good.
R-E-L-I-E-F0 -
You want to be scary,
I’ll give you that,
But when push comes to shove,
I’ll touch your lat.0 -
Will you succeed?
You will indeed!
98 3/4% guaranteed
Kid, you'll move mountains
(Not OC)0 -
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eccomi_qui wrote: »Sit on that toilet,
Not on my face,
Garden gnomes are a terrible race.
The bidet is better
it squirts with power
maybe you better
go plant a flower0 -
Nothing rhymes with Stuffing
I am not bluffing.
Cats attack rats,
how about that?0 -
gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »Sit on that toilet,
Not on my face,
Garden gnomes are a terrible race.
The bidet is better
it squirts with power
maybe you better
go plant a flower
This is a rap battle,
Between you and me,
I’ll crush you like a sickly spleen.
And when we’re done,
The minstrels will sing,
“damn that gnome was a terrible thing”.
Word.0 -
eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »Sit on that toilet,
Not on my face,
Garden gnomes are a terrible race.
The bidet is better
it squirts with power
maybe you better
go plant a flower
This is a rap battle,
Between you and me,
I’ll crush you like a sickly spleen.
And when we’re done,
The minstrels will sing,
“damn that gnome was a terrible thing”.
Word.
Honestly take this to the voice thread
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You think you’re so cute
And you’re not totally wrong
But don’t piss me off
I told you - sneaky strong1 -
I think this battle is a little off track
Now advice instead of attack?
How about we all just stop with the buggin
And get right down to a little more huggin5 -
Glance upon you,
I turned.
Hands upon you,
My heart.
Kisses upon you,
My warmth.
Lay upon you,
My love.
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This is awesome0
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Sitting at work wondering what to do
Counting quarters so i can get gas too
I am sleepy, exhausted ready for bed
But i gotta sit here doing math in my head
Cuz i am broke0 -
I spent several minutes catching up.
I can't compete, it's such a phenomenal feat.
I'm hungry.
Let's go eat some meat.1 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »Sit on that toilet,
Not on my face,
Garden gnomes are a terrible race.
The bidet is better
it squirts with power
maybe you better
go plant a flower
This is a rap battle,
Between you and me,
I’ll crush you like a sickly spleen.
And when we’re done,
The minstrels will sing,
“damn that gnome was a terrible thing”.
Word.
Honestly take this to the voice thread
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you're behind it
this whole cracked movement
they wave their flags
with your bloody hands
you point and tell em "do it"
wolves in sheep skins
you let the devil in
you swore an oath
to the Lamb of God
and now you're slaves to sin
you started off so sweet
like the master, go and wash the feet
be humble, preach in the street
now you live in a palace built on deceit
sell you statues! sell your thrones!
give up your mistresses and your lavish homes!
but you won't, you're addicted to power
give it up for your leader hiding in the high tower
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gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »eccomi_qui wrote: »gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »The creepy porn stache
won't get you far
even in a dark seedy bar
go with the beard
its the way to go
if you want those lady juices
to really flow
I don’t have a stash,
Lest you talkin bout Hustler,
And my bar pickin’ skills are sick like a shuffler,
My beard grows real fast like a composted flower,
Lady juices drips around me like a broken shower.
So sad your sausage
has no holder
I'd have a place for it
if you were older
You’re missing the meat of this rap battle bub,
Like not finding your favourite video on porno hub,
But allow me to help you,
Set you on track.
You’re probably a fine lookin’ little snack
I can't win, young human
but I like your cumin
My notoriety precedes me,
I just can’t escape it,
‘‘Twas a fine battle,
I’m not being vapid.
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