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  • BlowPopKissesBlowPopKisses Posts: 1,419Member Member Posts: 1,419Member Member
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    He never saw her coming
    With her cherry red lips
    Emerald eyes and porcelain skin
    He only felt her take him
    Through a fairground of emotions
    And held his hand tightly
    On a merry go round of sin


  • 4legsRbetterthan24legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 16,357Member Member Posts: 16,357Member Member
    Mr. Dinosaur
    I want so much more
    You used to fill me with glee
    With your vague poetry
    But since you are back
    I cant help notice the lack
    Of your lines written here
    Im starting to fear
    You forgot how to rhyme
    Its been so much time
  • 2VORNT2V2VORNT2V Posts: 599Member Member Posts: 599Member Member
    Mr. Dinosaur
    I want so much more
    You used to fill me with glee
    With your vague poetry
    But since you are back
    I cant help notice the lack
    Of your lines written here
    Im starting to fear
    You forgot how to rhyme
    Its been so much time

    I can never turn down a challenge
  • 4legsRbetterthan24legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 16,357Member Member Posts: 16,357Member Member
    2VORNT2V wrote: »
    Mr. Dinosaur
    I want so much more
    You used to fill me with glee
    With your vague poetry
    But since you are back
    I cant help notice the lack
    Of your lines written here
    Im starting to fear
    You forgot how to rhyme
    Its been so much time

    I can never turn down a challenge

    Score!
  • 2VORNT2V2VORNT2V Posts: 599Member Member Posts: 599Member Member
    11 boys we were in total,
    We all decided to meet up local,
    To drink and joke and throw some axes,
    And hopefully none would gain *those* rashes,
    Our buddy boy is getting married,
    And so his bar tab we all helped carry,
    in the sun and sand we volleyed and bumped,
    Our rippling muscles heaved and pumped,
    And yet I lay here in pain today,
    A hangover has led my life astray.


  • 4legsRbetterthan24legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 16,357Member Member Posts: 16,357Member Member
    Yeah, that groom better not have rashes
    Otherwise next you will be spreading his ashes
    Sounds like lots of fun was had
    Sorry it left you feeling so bad
    Maybe next time remember a pill
    I hear nothing beats gatorade and Advil

    Feel better!

    edited June 2018
  • empresssueempresssue Posts: 2,768Member Member Posts: 2,768Member Member
    An ode to my son.....

    Why must you whine to me?
    I don't give a flying *kitten*, you see.
    Go find someone else's ear
    Maybe they'll shed a tear
    For your life is so rough
    Go away-I've had enough!!!

  • DawnOfTheDead_LiftDawnOfTheDead_Lift Posts: 754Member Member Posts: 754Member Member
    Stegosaurus was as big as an elephant
    But his brain was the size of a peppermint
    Triceratops has horns on his head
    In case he ever needs them to defend
    Brachiosaurus has a really long tail
    And at the end is an itty bitty end
    Terodactyl went soaring through the sky
    His wings were enormous for his size
    And if he stood up tall on the ground he would be
    As tall as a giraffee

    Dinosaurs, rawwrr!
  • A_Nony_MissA_Nony_Miss Posts: 3Member Member Posts: 3Member Member
    When is Someone Going to Clean the Damn Office Fridge? A haiku.

    Glaucous mold limned fare
    Surpasses science and sense
    Uneaten echoes
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Posts: 3,436Member Member Posts: 3,436Member Member
    I don't understand
    the point of the poems here
    but haiku is fun
  • crampus1crampus1 Posts: 519Member Member Posts: 519Member Member
    An ode to Swiss

    I enjoy you, cheese.
    But only on a sandwich.
    Your stink is not bad.
  • VersicolourVersicolour Posts: 5,667Member Member Posts: 5,667Member Member
    If I seem to be
    What you treating me as
    Am I that bad?
    Or are you the *kitten*?
  • MrSunshinezMrSunshinez Posts: 573Member Member Posts: 573Member Member
    Hands through hair and neck kisses I do sense
    All done in the present tense
    From here to there
    Let my whispers find your ear
    In satin covers in the early morn
    My love…most intriguing ever born
  • empresssueempresssue Posts: 2,768Member Member Posts: 2,768Member Member
    Hickory, dickory, dock
    Back off or I'll clean you clock.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 31,983Member Member Posts: 31,983Member Member
    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    Wait I thought violets were Purple
    I can't rhyme anything with the color purple
  • samtarlyonadietsamtarlyonadiet Posts: 944Member Member Posts: 944Member Member
    Stop! Don't touch me there.
    This is my private square.
  • Reckoner67Reckoner67 Posts: 3,436Member Member Posts: 3,436Member Member
    As the drug fades
    and lucidity returns
    I feel

    The desire to burn
    rekindles itself
    as her voice whispers
    the soothing words
    of my destruction

    Words that flame
    from within

    Their life's span
    fueled by passion

    So powerful,
    yet so brief

    My exultation stems
    from the beauty
    of their ashes

    But I'm reminded
    of the fleeting joy to be had
    as the reflective edge
    opens the vein

    That rush of power
    as feelings spill
    delivered
    by words

    If only briefly
    light a match

    Hold it to my thoughts

    Incendiary introspection

    Subversive reflection

    The best parts of me
    are my own undoing

    So here I am

    Magnificently broken

    Scattered fragments of potential

    Among the refuse
    of a convoluted mind

    A seer
    prophesying
    his own demise
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