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  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    If I need you for something and you're taking a nap, I will wake you the *kitten* up. I don't give a *kitten* about daytime sleepers.
  • dwrightlaw
    dwrightlaw Posts: 804 Member
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    I'm annoyed by really slow old ppl, especially when they're in the fast lane going slow AF, when I pass them I still give them the bird & yell obscenities
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I don't like cats.

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  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    I'm awful cause my cats are not trained as true ninjas should be
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    I once saw an ant in my kitchen and placed a few sugar cubes in front of her. She ate some and went to tell her ant friends. While she was gone I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted all her ant friends to think she was a liar.

    :D you are evil
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    I once saw an ant in my kitchen and placed a few sugar cubes in front of her. She ate some and went to tell her ant friends. While she was gone I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted all her ant friends to think she was a liar.

    I love you.
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    I put a for sale sign in my yard took a pic and texted it to my mom telling I was moving away
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited January 2018
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    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I once saw an ant in my kitchen and placed a few sugar cubes in front of her. She ate some and went to tell her ant friends. While she was gone I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted all her ant friends to think she was a liar.

    i saw this on twitter just this AM

    eta: no wait srry it was imgur repost of a twitter thing from couple years ago

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    https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6lfqep/v/
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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    I like to torture my teen with Backstreet Boys music when I go pick her up from school. She hides. Mommy laughs.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I once saw an ant in my kitchen and placed a few sugar cubes in front of her. She ate some and went to tell her ant friends. While she was gone I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted all her ant friends to think she was a liar.

    i saw this on twitter just this AM

    eta: no wait srry it was imgur repost of a twitter thing from couple years ago

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    v
    Edit: seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6lfqep/v/

    i dont understand but i like that song!

    maybe liking taylor swift can be what’s awful about me

    I think you just got Swifted. Or swift rolled

    Which reminds me Karen. Did you see that article about low calorie cheese that tastes as good as regular cheese?

    https://www.self.com/story/the-tastiest-low-calorie-cheese

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