I'm an awful person because...
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lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »I once saw an ant in my kitchen and placed a few sugar cubes in front of her. She ate some and went to tell her ant friends. While she was gone I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted all her ant friends to think she was a liar.
i saw this on twitter just this AM
eta: no wait srry it was imgur repost of a twitter thing from couple years agov
Edit: seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working
i dont understand but i like that song!
maybe liking taylor swift can be what’s awful about me
I am an awful person because I like it too and have been telling my friend Karen that I don't because I didn't want her to make fun of me for the rest of my life.1 -
ilovetrees145 wrote: »I threaten my kids that I will dance in front of their friends if they start to bicker and misbehave in public. And I will do it. I have no shame.
Those stripper years are coming in handy, eh?0 -
lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »I once saw an ant in my kitchen and placed a few sugar cubes in front of her. She ate some and went to tell her ant friends. While she was gone I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted all her ant friends to think she was a liar.
i saw this on twitter just this AM
eta: no wait srry it was imgur repost of a twitter thing from couple years agov
Edit: seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working
i dont understand but i like that song!
maybe liking taylor swift can be what’s awful about me
I think you just got Swifted. Or swift rolled
i dont mind, my girl plays taylor swift pretty much all the time so i’m conditioned to love it
eta: oh *kitten* @cee134 i wasnt callin u out or anything i was just like ‘hey i saw this where did i see this’ i feel bad now
Swifting is a thing @lstrat115 and I have been trying to make popular but I don't think it's caught on yet.
Edit: Don't feel bad.2 -
lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »I once saw an ant in my kitchen and placed a few sugar cubes in front of her. She ate some and went to tell her ant friends. While she was gone I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted all her ant friends to think she was a liar.
i saw this on twitter just this AM
eta: no wait srry it was imgur repost of a twitter thing from couple years agov
Edit: seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working
i dont understand but i like that song!
maybe liking taylor swift can be what’s awful about me
I think you just got Swifted. Or swift rolled
Which reminds me Karen. Did you see that article about low calorie cheese that tastes as good as regular cheese?
https://www.self.com/story/the-tastiest-low-calorie-cheese
Mind blown. I was sure you were never gonna give me up
No Karen. I was trying to inform you of the Tastiest Low-Fat Cheeses You Gotta Try...1 -
When someone says something rudely, then follows it with "keeping it real" in any form, I immediately know they are a waste of air and space.2
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Because my 14 year old daughter was discussing her Winter Formal and who she should ask to go with her. She stated that who she asked determined what shoes she'd be able to wear because most of her guy friends are shorter than her as it is. I said it doesn't matter in the least and that really shouldn't be a deciding factor in who she invites. All the while my mind is screaming "LIAR"!3
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I'm thrilled to be at home these last couple days taking care of a sick kid so I don't have to endure my miserable co workers.2
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »I laugh when peoples hurt themselfs and most of the time I don't even feel sorry about it
Revoking your Canadian membership.3 -
I ate the last Oreo.0
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »I laugh when peoples hurt themselfs and most of the time I don't even feel sorry about it
Revoking your Canadian membership.
That's unpossible
Reinstating your Canadian Membership.0 -
TeacupsAndToning wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »I laugh when peoples hurt themselfs and most of the time I don't even feel sorry about it
Revoking your Canadian membership.
That's unpossible
Reinstating your Canadian Membership.
Mercy buckets
Double reinstated it. You are now a super Canadian.0 -
ilovetrees145 wrote: »I think every mother deserves one week fully covered by insurance in a padded cell...complete room service and laundry included. Also no visitors allowed and access to all the books she can read.
Wait...will there be wine in said room?1
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