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  • THeADHDTurnip
    THeADHDTurnip Posts: 413 Member
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    I cheated in a amateur paintball tournament once, took a shot in the gut off the break and dove into a bunker. The refs didn't see it and the paint smeared off into the grass.
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    I jumped over a person in a wheelchair once to get out of a haunted house :|
  • THeADHDTurnip
    THeADHDTurnip Posts: 413 Member
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    mybfisred wrote: »
    I jumped over a person in a wheelchair once to get out of a haunted house :|

    That's awesome. I mean that's awful, but awesome at the same time. :#
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    mybfisred wrote: »
    I jumped over a person in a wheelchair once to get out of a haunted house :|

    Were they dressed as a scary clown and did they have a chainsaw in their hands?
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    mybfisred wrote: »
    I jumped over a person in a wheelchair once to get out of a haunted house :|

    Were they dressed as a scary clown and did they have a chainsaw in their hands?
    THeADHDTurnip wrote: »
    mybfisred wrote: »
    I jumped over a person in a wheelchair once to get out of a haunted house :|

    That's awesome. I mean that's awful, but awesome at the same time. :#


    Lol no...
    ..i just don't do well with scary ...i had to stop going to haunted houses ...once I just stopped and sat on the ground and covered my head ...it was so bad the zombies stopped chasing me and asked if I was ok :s
  • THeADHDTurnip
    THeADHDTurnip Posts: 413 Member
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    mybfisred wrote: »
    Lol no...
    ..i just don't do well with scary ...i had to stop going to haunted houses ...once I just stopped and sat on the ground and covered my head ...it was so bad the zombies stopped chasing me and asked if I was ok :s

    Let's look at the positives here in this particular situation.

    You survived.
    Duck and cover: +1 to tactics.

    Regardless, those are the most compassionate zombies I ever heard of.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    I just want there to be enough comments this page goes away

    Why would you want that?

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    Chokey!
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    I just want there to be enough comments this page goes away

    Why would you want that?

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    Chokey!

    NEVER!

    Well thats up to me not you silly...
  • thapainmaka
    thapainmaka Posts: 105 Member
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    my moms convinced she needs to eat GFCF and dairy free so when she asks me for a cup of coffee I purposely use whole milk instead of soy to prove to myself it's all in her head
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
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    I'm gonna borrow this. Because, I think it's actually about me ..
  • THeADHDTurnip
    THeADHDTurnip Posts: 413 Member
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    Yes. Blinkers are much appreciated. Also ample space between parking lots. It's no fun to do the sideways limbo to get to your vehicles door.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    When I go to a restaurant and the waiter/waitress explains they are out of something, I will look at the menu a bit and then try to order what they are out of. After that, ill look at the menu some more, I will most certainly ask how the dish is that they are out of and try to order it again.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    I mock cold weather people...with no remorse.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    One time I made my brother eat his mashed potatoes
  • cshern
    cshern Posts: 55 Member
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    I was awful when I was all "judgy" in my head about how she was dealing with a particular, very stressful problem. I'm sorry Maureen.

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