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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I once saw an ant in my kitchen and placed a few sugar cubes in front of her. She ate some and went to tell her ant friends. While she was gone I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted all her ant friends to think she was a liar.

    I love you.
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  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    I put a for sale sign in my yard took a pic and texted it to my mom telling I was moving away
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited January 2018
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I once saw an ant in my kitchen and placed a few sugar cubes in front of her. She ate some and went to tell her ant friends. While she was gone I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted all her ant friends to think she was a liar.

    i saw this on twitter just this AM

    eta: no wait srry it was imgur repost of a twitter thing from couple years ago

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    https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6lfqep/v/
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    I like to torture my teen with Backstreet Boys music when I go pick her up from school. She hides. Mommy laughs.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I once saw an ant in my kitchen and placed a few sugar cubes in front of her. She ate some and went to tell her ant friends. While she was gone I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted all her ant friends to think she was a liar.

    i saw this on twitter just this AM

    eta: no wait srry it was imgur repost of a twitter thing from couple years ago

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    Edit: seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6lfqep/v/

    i dont understand but i like that song!

    maybe liking taylor swift can be what’s awful about me

    I think you just got Swifted. Or swift rolled

    Which reminds me Karen. Did you see that article about low calorie cheese that tastes as good as regular cheese?

    https://www.self.com/story/the-tastiest-low-calorie-cheese
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I once saw an ant in my kitchen and placed a few sugar cubes in front of her. She ate some and went to tell her ant friends. While she was gone I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted all her ant friends to think she was a liar.

    i saw this on twitter just this AM

    eta: no wait srry it was imgur repost of a twitter thing from couple years ago

    4ipz52brqpbh.png
    v
    Edit: seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6lfqep/v/

    i dont understand but i like that song!

    maybe liking taylor swift can be what’s awful about me

    I am an awful person because I like it too and have been telling my friend Karen that I don't because I didn't want her to make fun of me for the rest of my life.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    ilovetrees145 wrote: »
    I threaten my kids that I will dance in front of their friends if they start to bicker and misbehave in public. And I will do it. I have no shame.

    Those stripper years are coming in handy, eh?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited January 2018
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I once saw an ant in my kitchen and placed a few sugar cubes in front of her. She ate some and went to tell her ant friends. While she was gone I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted all her ant friends to think she was a liar.

    i saw this on twitter just this AM

    eta: no wait srry it was imgur repost of a twitter thing from couple years ago

    4ipz52brqpbh.png
    v
    Edit: seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6lfqep/v/

    i dont understand but i like that song!

    maybe liking taylor swift can be what’s awful about me

    I think you just got Swifted. Or swift rolled

    i dont mind, my girl plays taylor swift pretty much all the time so i’m conditioned to love it

    eta: oh *kitten* @cee134 i wasnt callin u out or anything i was just like ‘hey i saw this where did i see this’ i feel bad now

    Swifting is a thing @lstrat115 and I have been trying to make popular but I don't think it's caught on yet.

    Edit: Don't feel bad.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited January 2018
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I once saw an ant in my kitchen and placed a few sugar cubes in front of her. She ate some and went to tell her ant friends. While she was gone I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted all her ant friends to think she was a liar.

    i saw this on twitter just this AM

    eta: no wait srry it was imgur repost of a twitter thing from couple years ago

    4ipz52brqpbh.png
    v
    Edit: seems like the ctrl key on my keyboard is not working
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/6lfqep/v/

    i dont understand but i like that song!

    maybe liking taylor swift can be what’s awful about me

    I think you just got Swifted. Or swift rolled

    Which reminds me Karen. Did you see that article about low calorie cheese that tastes as good as regular cheese?

    https://www.self.com/story/the-tastiest-low-calorie-cheese

    Mind blown. I was sure you were never gonna give me up

    No Karen. I was trying to inform you of the Tastiest Low-Fat Cheeses You Gotta Try...
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    When someone says something rudely, then follows it with "keeping it real" in any form, I immediately know they are a waste of air and space.
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    Because my 14 year old daughter was discussing her Winter Formal and who she should ask to go with her. She stated that who she asked determined what shoes she'd be able to wear because most of her guy friends are shorter than her as it is. I said it doesn't matter in the least and that really shouldn't be a deciding factor in who she invites. All the while my mind is screaming "LIAR"!
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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    I'm thrilled to be at home these last couple days taking care of a sick kid so I don't have to endure my miserable co workers.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    I laugh when peoples hurt themselfs and most of the time I don't even feel sorry about it

    Revoking your Canadian membership.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I ate the last Oreo.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    I laugh when peoples hurt themselfs and most of the time I don't even feel sorry about it

    Revoking your Canadian membership.

    That's unpossible

    Reinstating your Canadian Membership.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    I laugh when peoples hurt themselfs and most of the time I don't even feel sorry about it

    Revoking your Canadian membership.

    That's unpossible

    Reinstating your Canadian Membership.

    Mercy buckets

    Double reinstated it. You are now a super Canadian.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I actually preferred the original Battlestar Galactica to the Star Wars.

    Gotta be a meseeks Woo there. :|

    I have never woo'ed anyone :lol:

    bish...I woo in ur general direction!
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    ilovetrees145 wrote: »
    I think every mother deserves one week fully covered by insurance in a padded cell...complete room service and laundry included. Also no visitors allowed and access to all the books she can read.

    Wait...will there be wine in said room?

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