I'm an awful person because...

gardengnomemanifesto

Lets just face it. We aren't all perfect. Sometimes we might say the wrong thing or make the wrong choice. Maybe not often, but it happens. Sometimes, well, sometimes we could do better. When were you awful?

gardengnomemanifesto

my friend was worried about footprints outside her window and I told her that if she wakes up at night to a man in a trenchcoat furiously ma$turbating outside her window to make sure she records it.

RunHardBeStrong

When? At some point every effing day. I can't help it.

gardengnomemanifesto

my son wondered why band and choir got called down for a yearbook group pic but not his study hall. I fell off my chair laughing so hard.

RunHardBeStrong

So today's was bright and early this morning.. my kids were fighting with me and each other getting ready for school. I told them I was running away. My 8 year old started crying.

gardengnomemanifesto

I told my son he couldn't have anymore ravioli because we were all out and that the unopened bag in the freezer was moldy

LiftingRiot

I used to participate in making fun of a girl in junior high... she later tried committing suicide. I kind of always want to be nice to people after that. Im a dick at times on here with you guys but its all in fun and never really trying to make it at your expense. That's my confession.

gardengnomemanifesto

Sometimes I tell my kids that I'm going to open the fence gate and let the dogs run away when they don't take their turn feeding and caring for them. And the dogs hear me.

JessMarie0389

Pk2356 wrote: »

I made new account

why?

JessMarie0389

ITS A TRAP