I'm an awful person because...

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  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    Cause that's the word on the streets
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    I secretly take pleasure in the fact that my ex dates trashy chicks and I know that he knows he'll never find someone that can compare to me.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    I'm an awful person because I hate my mother-in-law.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I'm very selfish, a lot of the "nice" things I do are to benefit myself
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    I'm very selfish, a lot of the "nice" things I do are to benefit myself

    That's deep!!! I think if every looks deep enough, they will see that is a basic truth of everyone. To some extent.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    I'm a awful person because I once faked a orgasm because it wasn't exciting enough.

    What a woman that faked it? I've never heard of this.

    Actually, it could be said that you spared their feelings, which isn't that awful in my opinion.

    I have actually faked before. Not my proudest moment.

    As monica bing once said in an episode of a show: how?
  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
    edited January 2018
    I’m chickening out
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    I'm a awful person because I once faked a orgasm because it wasn't exciting enough.

    What a woman that faked it? I've never heard of this.

    Actually, it could be said that you spared their feelings, which isn't that awful in my opinion.

    I have actually faked before. Not my proudest moment.

    As monica bing once said in an episode of a show: how?

    Walk with me and I'll tell you a story!!!
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    I'm very selfish, a lot of the "nice" things I do are to benefit myself

    Again, as joey triviani said in an episode of a tv show : there is no truly selfless act
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    WhereIsPJSoles wrote: »
    I’m chickening out

    Man up!!!
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    I am awful because i know the lengths that people have taken for me to be here and alive today and I still neglect to actually take care of myself
  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
    It was a very graphic answer in only five words, but most likely a bannable sentence.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    ... because I'm that friend that will tell you what you need to hear instead of what you want to hear.. to the detriment of our relationship. Because to me, that's what being a true friend is.
  • W8WarI
    W8WarI Posts: 567 Member
    edited January 2018
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    ... because I'm that friend that will tell you what you need to hear instead of what you want to hear.. to the detriment of our relationship. Because to me, that's what being a true friend is.

    Same here, I am no 1's "Yes" person but I consider this, to be; awesome instead!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    A lot of the qualities I dislike and complain about in people I afterwards realize that I recognize the same qualities in myself
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    I secretly want to see @CaptainFantastic00 post another gif of him getting pulled over.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    I'm an awful person because I hate my mother-in-law.

    Hate a strong word but I’m sure it’s actually a lot more common of a feeling then most people think!

    Oh, it went from hi to like to get along to all she did was take jabs at me to trash talking me, to yeah at this point I hate you .. lol :lol:
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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    I knew myself better than I realized but let other people talk me into something I didnt really want. Now some days the endless responsability makes me bitter.
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  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    I don’t say bless you when people sneeze.
  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
    Even worse. I say bless you for the first two but on the third I glare and say “get it together”
  • TheHawk007
    TheHawk007 Posts: 270 Member
    I had 13 items when the Quik Chek lady told me to come over to her register (9 items or less)
    HEY, SHE TOLD ME TO COME OVER, ALL RIGHT!
  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    WhereIsPJSoles wrote: »
    Even worse. I say bless you for the first two but on the third I glare and say “get it together”

    You are a much better person than me.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    I'm awful because i clip chip clips to the back of people's sweatshirts for my amusement

    No harm, no foul
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    I sometimes avoid my mother's texts and calls... cuz...critical micro manager.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    I sometimes avoid my mother's texts and calls... cuz...critical micro manager.

    I do this too. Then she thinks I’m dead.
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    I sometimes avoid my mother's texts and calls... cuz...critical micro manager.

    I do this too. Then she thinks I’m dead.

    Mine too. If I don't reply to her texts in a nano second she tells me off...
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    My mom will call nonstop until she gets a hold of me if I don't respond to her at once .

    And when she finally reaches you do you, does she interrogate you like you're being investigated for murder? The struggle....
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    My mom will call nonstop until she gets a hold of me if I don't respond to her at once .

    And when she finally reaches you do you, does she interrogate you like you're being investigated for murder? The struggle....

    YES .. no lie she would be like why didn't you respond to me , what happen did something happen , what are you doing now !

    Endless craziness from her .

    We may be long lost siblings living in an alternate universe.

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