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  • Raquel_Mama
    Raquel_Mama Posts: 1,815 Member
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    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    I'm a awful person because I once put vodka in my water bottle at a parent teacher meeting just so I could deal with all the other annoying parents. Because... people.

    And THAT'S why we're friends :smiley:
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I leave empty paper towel rolls in the bathroom at work for the next person because I'm too lazy to get a new one from under the counter.

    Well at least you don't do that with toilet paper ...or do you ? :D

    I leave 2 squares so it looks like it could have been an honest mistake..

    I actually believe you are telling me the truth !! :D

    I always tell the truth.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    For decisions I had to make that will affect my kids

    This is mine too.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    Im actually a catfish and no one will ever see the real me.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    I'm a awful mom because last Easter I replaced all the chocolates with edemame beans for the kids Easter hunt. #momoftheyear
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    My daughtet eats edamame like every night. She loves it. That being said, she would still be pissed
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    I'm a awful mom because last Easter I replaced all the chocolates with edamame beans for the kids Easter hunt. #momoftheyear
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    Shoulda saved it for this year, Easter Sunday is also April Fools. I'm just going to have the kids hunt for eggs I didn't hide.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Im actually a catfish and no one will ever see the real me.

    My poem was about you
  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
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    I came back into his life with no intention of staying
  • Raquel_Mama
    Raquel_Mama Posts: 1,815 Member
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    I just blew up at my kids because they have been non-stop fighting with each other since I picked them up from school. I told them I was going to drive away one day and never come back.
    They stopped fighting, but now I feel bad.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    I'm a awful mom because last Easter I replaced all the chocolates with edamame beans for the kids Easter hunt. #momoftheyear
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    I love this! :D

    I'm still hearing about it to this day, they weren't too impressed :D

    Should have dipped them in chocolate, then watched their faces when they bit into them :D
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
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    Raquel_Mama wrote: »
    I just blew up at my kids because they have been non-stop fighting with each other since I picked them up from school. I told them I was going to drive away one day and never come back.
    They stopped fighting, but now I feel bad.

    my son said this WAS the best day ever now its the worst because everyone is fighting and mean to me. This was after I yelled at him for screaming loudly at his brother who annoyed him. Now I'm eating ice cream like a fat lard. It kinda is the worst day this week. sofar.
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
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    ^^^and I'm sneak eating the ice cream so they don't hear me....or else everyone will want ice cream and I don't want to scoop it and clean it up and all that crap
  • Raquel_Mama
    Raquel_Mama Posts: 1,815 Member
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    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    Raquel_Mama wrote: »
    I just blew up at my kids because they have been non-stop fighting with each other since I picked them up from school. I told them I was going to drive away one day and never come back.
    They stopped fighting, but now I feel bad.

    I did that once and actually backed out of the driveway to pretend I was leaving :D

    Hahaha, I can see you doing this! :D

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