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I'm an awful person because...
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I left frozen ice on the walkway going to the doggie door and my dog slipped on it and sprained her leg today. It never snows or ices where I live, its no an excuse.
I also was too lazy to fill up gas tank last time I used the car and hubs had to get gas this morning in 16 degree weather.
I am walking all walks of shame today.0 -
I have a hard time staying awake in church and when I do I'm normally thinking about perverted stuff and the horrible thoughts I had throughout the week.
There's a guy at my gym that flirts with me all the time and he's always been nice to me, but I'm not attracted to him. Mainly because he cheated on his last girlfriend ( Eye Candy's sister) with a married woman. When he isnt around Eye Candy and I make fun of his attempts to flirt with me.I'm a big tease around him and I enjoy the fact that he mistakes my politeness for flirting.A couple of days ago I thought he left and I think he overheard me talking crap. I felt really guilty afterwards.
Don't let this innocent face fool you, I'm a crappy person and I deserve whatever happens to me.5 -
There are things i should be putting into motion that i haven't been because i am scared of change and it might effect the time I get with my kids4
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My clothes that are hand wash only I just bring in the bath with me.5
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In college I forgot to do a paper but successfully convinced the professor that his TA had lost it and I got an A on a paper I never wrote.3
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Alatariel75 wrote: »i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »I'm a awful mom because last Easter I replaced all the chocolates with edamame beans for the kids Easter hunt. #momoftheyear
Shoulda saved it for this year, Easter Sunday is also April Fools. I'm just going to have the kids hunt for eggs I didn't hide.
Aw Easter's upon, my birthday? It's awful enough, I've to share it; with April Fools' Day!-1 -
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When I lived in student housing in college I routinely stole toilet paper from the bathrooms so I wouldn't have to buy it
I told my son once that the D on his report card stood for dumbass...I felt bad about that afterward
I constantly forgot to put $ under my kids pillows from the tooth fairy & would tell them that she was stressed out & would get to it when she could
I wish death and/or dismemberment on dumbass drivers & I typically DON'T feel bad about it.
I'm trying to be nicer tho, so that should count for something right?3 -
I can be brutally honest and I know that hurts peoples feelings sometimes.2
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When my nephew was a little boy I told him there is no such thing as Santa Claus. I didn’t mean any harm, I thought he knew.0
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I like being brutally honest with those that like to be brutally honest.1
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I'm a cold as *kitten* to someone who doesn't really deserve it anymore.5
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i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »I'm a awful person because I once faked a orgasm because it wasn't exciting enough.
That's not awful. You were trying to spare his feelings. It happens.
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I'm an awful person because I texted someone mid-coitus.0
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When my son is being a tyrant (often)... I'll give him the middle finger behind his back. It keeps me from telling him where to go and how to get there! He's 5 and I often feel bad about it, until the next time.4
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panemetcircences wrote: »
Pick one.
Haha! That's mine just for today!1 -
Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »When my son is being a tyrant (often)... I'll give him the middle finger behind his back. It keeps me from telling him where to go and how to get there! He's 5 and I often feel bad about it, until the next time.
That's funny...mom survival
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dwrightlaw wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »When my son is being a tyrant (often)... I'll give him the middle finger behind his back. It keeps me from telling him where to go and how to get there! He's 5 and I often feel bad about it, until the next time.
That's funny...mom survival
Survival of the fittest! Lol0 -
Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »dwrightlaw wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »When my son is being a tyrant (often)... I'll give him the middle finger behind his back. It keeps me from telling him where to go and how to get there! He's 5 and I often feel bad about it, until the next time.
That's funny...mom survival
Survival of the fittest! Lol
Off topic...but you are really beautiful!
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I was on my way to the casino. Got a phone call that my aunt suddenly died. I went to the casino.
Who's winning so far??2 -
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One time I stopped mid coitus to point out John Cena’s intro music was in a commercial.2
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