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You don't need luck you need a miracle2
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When there is a will, there is a way (to sleep with 90 year olds).1
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Your problem just got bigger.1
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Go walk into the ocean sometime. It's beautiful.0
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The mirror lied.0
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A change is gonna come! When you break that $5 bill tonight at Taco Bell, you broke *kitten* *kitten*.0
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mine would read, "You will get hungry again in an hour."1
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Hahahahahaha! Yeah, you're screwed.0
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Duck!
Wait you did it? Seriously you believed a friggin cookie knew something would hit you? Haha! Loser.
Oh sorry, my bad, I guess something WAS coming.0 -
you don't have premium, do you?0
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Your Body, I'd 'Hit It' !
.... with a Buick1 -
You will soon meet a tall dark and okayish stranger. He just wants your money. Don't give it to him, he's not worth it.
Oh wait, it's you, never mind, he's probably the best you're gonna manage.0 -
You probably can't read this anyways.0
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I can smell you0
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Your sister kisses better than you.0
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You should get tested1
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