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You float like a butterfly, sting like a bee; and poop like a jackal0
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Are You really wearing that0
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Your greatest danger could be your stupidity.
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You really think a cookie knows your future?0
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You make the world a better place when you are sleeping.1
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You will drown.0
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When one door closes, you're trapped1
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Pretty tasty huh and you didn't think you liked cats.1
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The man you call dad is actually your uncle.0
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Nobody cares. Seriously.0
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„That was not Chicken!“1
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You will always be on that hamster wheel, get used to it.1
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The girl above me is gorgeous0
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