Cringe Worthy Sayings
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"Fabtasticly"1
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My coworker says neighvor instead of neighbor. I cringe every time.1
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »"That's what she said".
Disagree, Michael Scott is a legend and he must live on
Nonsense. I don't need to hear that from every immature male within a seven mile radius any time I say something remotely implied as sexual.
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My coworker pronounces Portal as "port hole". I used to giggle, but now it makes me want to walk away.
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CanesGalactica wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »"That's what she said".
Disagree, Michael Scott is a legend and he must live on
Nonsense. I don't need to hear that from every immature male within a seven mile radius any time I say something remotely implied as sexual.
I do it as a joke making fun of that joke, if I remember about it at all. I got some "yo mama" jokes if you want to go down memory lane.4 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »"That's what she said".
Disagree, Michael Scott is a legend and he must live on
Nonsense. I don't need to hear that from every immature male within a seven mile radius any time I say something remotely implied as sexual.
I do it as a joke making fun of that joke, if I remember about it at all. I got some "yo mama" jokes if you want to go down memory lane.
I will pass, thanks. My sense of humor doesn't include "that's what she said" or "yo mama" jokes.0 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »"That's what she said".
Disagree, Michael Scott is a legend and he must live on
Nonsense. I don't need to hear that from every immature male within a seven mile radius any time I say something remotely implied as sexual.
The successful "that's what she said"-ers know their audience
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CanesGalactica wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »"That's what she said".
Disagree, Michael Scott is a legend and he must live on
Nonsense. I don't need to hear that from every immature male within a seven mile radius any time I say something remotely implied as sexual.
I do it as a joke making fun of that joke, if I remember about it at all. I got some "yo mama" jokes if you want to go down memory lane.
I will pass, thanks. My sense of humor doesn't include "that's what she said" or "yo mama" jokes.
So if I said, "That's what yo mama said" that wouldn't slightly amuse you?3 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »"That's what she said".
Disagree, Michael Scott is a legend and he must live on
Nonsense. I don't need to hear that from every immature male within a seven mile radius any time I say something remotely implied as sexual.
I do it as a joke making fun of that joke, if I remember about it at all. I got some "yo mama" jokes if you want to go down memory lane.
I will pass, thanks. My sense of humor doesn't include "that's what she said" or "yo mama" jokes.
So if I said, "That's what yo mama said" that wouldn't slightly amuse you?
No.
My sense of humor is either very dry or very dark. Or both. 1 -
"Chester drawers" (????) You mean, "chest of drawers"?
"I could care less." No, no, no!
ANYTHING with the word "Bae" in it.1 -
Seriously0
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CanesGalactica wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »"That's what she said".
Disagree, Michael Scott is a legend and he must live on
Nonsense. I don't need to hear that from every immature male within a seven mile radius any time I say something remotely implied as sexual.
I do it as a joke making fun of that joke, if I remember about it at all. I got some "yo mama" jokes if you want to go down memory lane.
I will pass, thanks. My sense of humor doesn't include "that's what she said" or "yo mama" jokes.
So if I said, "That's what yo mama said" that wouldn't slightly amuse you?
No.
My sense of humor is either very dry or very dark. Or both.
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"Morris code."
No ...
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CanesGalactica wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »"That's what she said".
Disagree, Michael Scott is a legend and he must live on
Nonsense. I don't need to hear that from every immature male within a seven mile radius any time I say something remotely implied as sexual.
I do it as a joke making fun of that joke, if I remember about it at all. I got some "yo mama" jokes if you want to go down memory lane.
I will pass, thanks. My sense of humor doesn't include "that's what she said" or "yo mama" jokes.
So if I said, "That's what yo mama said" that wouldn't slightly amuse you?
No.
My sense of humor is either very dry or very dark. Or both.
You are terrible
ETA: for real though Heath, congrats3 -
juliemouse83 wrote: »"Chester drawers" (????) You mean, "chest of drawers"?
"I could care less." No, no, no!
ANYTHING with the word "Bae" in it.
OMG, how did I forget about "I could care less"?!
For those that don't understand why this is cringe-worthy (I'm SURE there must be some of you out there who are wondering "what's wrong with that?")
When people say this they almost always mean the exact opposite! This phrase is used to imply "I don't care at all"
When I talk to other grammar nerds I like to say "I could care more... a LOT more"
@juliemouse83 - I love that post and I could care less about reading more of your cringe worthy sayings.
Thank you! The rest have pretty much all been covered, like "adult" as a verb, "for all intensive purposes" (*gah* that one really gets me) and "irregardless" have been mentioned a lot. Glad I'm not the only one.
Two more: "See, what had happened was..." and "My insurance co-lapsed."
This thread makes my inner grammar queen so very, very happy!
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CanesGalactica wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »TeacupsAndToning wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »"That's what she said".
Disagree, Michael Scott is a legend and he must live on
Nonsense. I don't need to hear that from every immature male within a seven mile radius any time I say something remotely implied as sexual.
I do it as a joke making fun of that joke, if I remember about it at all. I got some "yo mama" jokes if you want to go down memory lane.
I will pass, thanks. My sense of humor doesn't include "that's what she said" or "yo mama" jokes.
So if I said, "That's what yo mama said" that wouldn't slightly amuse you?
No.
My sense of humor is either very dry or very dark. Or both.
OMG! This is so wrong, but at the same time? Funny as hell!
More disturbing is that fact that it's been ten years and doesn't even come close to feeling like it.2
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