Dumbest Question You've Been Asked

TheRoadDog
TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
Keep it clean.

Here's mine.

Was going for a hike. Yesterday. Was wearing Tennis shoes, Tank top and Shorts. As I approached an intersection on the way to the Springwater Trail, I saw a guy looking around. As soon as he saw me, he focussed in and started walking toward me. I was expecting him to ask for a cigarette or change.

He asks: "You have Jumper Cables on You?"

Me (as I pat my shorts): "No. Sorry. Left them in my other pants."
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  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    edited May 2018
    "Should I get a dog?"

    "Why should your crush choose you?"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited May 2018
    "If I turn up the oven will the cake cook faster" ?.. my daughter asked this and it still makes me laugh.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,493 Member
    .... are you going to eat that?
  • Ralphone
    Ralphone Posts: 1,836 Member
    Is that lava hot?
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,388 Member
    I am an x-ray tech and get asked stupid questions all the time, lol. My favorite one is after I ask them to lie down on the table and they ask "with my head on the pillow?", haha, gets me every time. There's a handful of people that don't ask for clarification and just go ahead and put their feet on the pillow.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    "Can I leave this [insert drug of choice] with you for an hour or so?"
  • nut4crew
    nut4crew Posts: 40 Member
    edited May 2018
    *While wearing my Mass Effect N7 hoodie*
    "Hey, I like your hoodie! You know what game that's from?"
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    skctilidie wrote: »
    When I helped my mom take her daycare on a field trip and watched the babies while she took the preschoolers to the bathroom a couple of years ago. “Oh wow, are they all yours?” Yes, I’m apparently some sort of super breeder and had three babies, all of very obviously different races, in a period of less than 6 months.

    my daycare teachers complain about this all the time too!
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Was it on purpose (in reference to my being pregnant)?

    Definitely one you don't go around asking people, sheesh who raised you?!
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    Had to be there situation -

    Use to train as a competitive swimmer.
    We had a lil round plastic thing that we would put into our swim caps and it would beep a rhythm.
    One of the younger swimmers asked if it was water proof.
    :s no purposely going to electrocute you
  • Go_Deskercise
    Go_Deskercise Posts: 1,630 Member
    "How do you tell the difference between a 9v battery and a C battery?"