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TheRoadDog
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Keep it clean.
Here's mine.
Was going for a hike. Yesterday. Was wearing Tennis shoes, Tank top and Shorts. As I approached an intersection on the way to the Springwater Trail, I saw a guy looking around. As soon as he saw me, he focussed in and started walking toward me. I was expecting him to ask for a cigarette or change.
He asks: "You have Jumper Cables on You?"
Me (as I pat my shorts): "No. Sorry. Left them in my other pants."
Here's mine.
Was going for a hike. Yesterday. Was wearing Tennis shoes, Tank top and Shorts. As I approached an intersection on the way to the Springwater Trail, I saw a guy looking around. As soon as he saw me, he focussed in and started walking toward me. I was expecting him to ask for a cigarette or change.
He asks: "You have Jumper Cables on You?"
Me (as I pat my shorts): "No. Sorry. Left them in my other pants."
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