Dumbest Question You've Been Asked

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  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    cdlee05mfp wrote: »
    my ex girlfriend once asked me "what type of a fly is a shoo-fly anyways?"

    Me: After a blank moment of silence in trying to decide if she was serious or not proceeded in asking, "You mean as in shoo-fly, don't bother me??"

    This made me giggle.
  • EliseValerie01
    EliseValerie01 Posts: 32 Member
    Working at an ice cream parlour:
    Customer: "What's the difference between soft ice cream and hard ice cream?"
    Me: "Soft ice cream is soft, and hard ice cream is hard."
    How else was I supposed to answer? 😂
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
    You don't work? Aren't you bored?
  • Bronty3
    Bronty3 Posts: 104 Member
    I have a twin who is a boy. I am not a boy. People know I am not a boy and that my brother is one...yet they will still ask if we are identical twins....my whole life.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    What are you? Um, human.

    Are you pregnant? I was 16. No, I am just not a twig.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    What are you? Um, human.

    Are you pregnant? I was 16. No, I am just not a twig.

    I got this at 16, 21 and I still get this now. I've never been thin. I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat.. thanks.
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    Just gonna throw this out there.....half the stupid questions get asked by stupid people.... but the other half get asked because the one getting asked may have a history of stupidity.......like, did you eat the rat poison? I would wager if you get asked this question, the person asking it isnt the dumb one......;)
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    I was asked once if my cat was half raccoon. I said "no, she's all cat."
  • NettyBoo45
    NettyBoo45 Posts: 5 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    I went to the emergency a week after having my baby, to deal with some pain I was having from my spinal. I was carrying my week old son, and the nurse says, “oh are you here for delivery?”

    No, returns. This unit is faulty, it just sleeps, poops, cries and drinks

    I'm so done! Hahahaha hahahaha. Laughing so hard I'm in tears!
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    NettyBoo45 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    I went to the emergency a week after having my baby, to deal with some pain I was having from my spinal. I was carrying my week old son, and the nurse says, “oh are you here for delivery?”

    No, returns. This unit is faulty, it just sleeps, poops, cries and drinks

    I'm so done! Hahahaha hahahaha. Laughing so hard I'm in tears!

    😂🤣
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
    "why are you so nice to me?"
  • Evelyn_Gorfram
    Evelyn_Gorfram Posts: 706 Member
    edited September 2018
    delete - question not stupid enough
  • vollkornbloedchen
    vollkornbloedchen Posts: 2,243 Member
    Are you awake?
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
    Evelyn_Gorfram wrote: »
    delete - question not stupid enough

    ok... um...what's the deal with airline food?
  • fdhunt1
    fdhunt1 Posts: 222 Member
    When I was in college, someone asked me where I was from. I replied Wisconsin. They asked me "what state is that in ?"
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
    edited September 2018
    My ex-husband was physically disabled and in a wheelchair. The owner of the store we were in came up to us as ex kissed me and held my hand... our matching rings in plain view and asked:

    So how are you two related?

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