Dumbest Question You've Been Asked

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    kace_kay wrote: »

    lol you shoulda said you have a litter fetish

    lol I don't know. There's some very strange people out there. He might would've been into it.
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    Was it on purpose (in reference to my being pregnant)?

    Definitely one you don't go around asking people, sheesh who raised you?!

    No, she was curious but it just isn't something you ask.
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    "If I turn up the oven will the cake cook faster" ?.. my daughter asked this and it still makes me laugh.

    technically it would cook faster :smiley:
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    Jojoo6mfp wrote: »
    “Oh did that hurt?”

    Scalded my hand with hot oil splashed when cooking today, of course it bloody hurts! Lol

    My daughters ask the craziest things all the time, so I’ll be back lol

    Oh, I got hit in the head with a hockey puck.. in a swimming pool, nonetheless, and got asked that same thing by the lifeguard. I blacked out in the water and everything, and the first thing I remember being asked was "Did that hurt?"
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    technically it would cook faster :smiley:

    Lol.. in a family littered with chefs and good cooks , I was disappointed :D
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    Do you want tacos?



    Uh yes I want tacos tf?!
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    skctilidie wrote: »
    When I helped my mom take her daycare on a field trip and watched the babies while she took the preschoolers to the bathroom a couple of years ago. “Oh wow, are they all yours?” Yes, I’m apparently some sort of super breeder and had three babies, all of very obviously different races, in a period of less than 6 months.

    When I was about 20, I was a scout leader and went to an amusement park with my girls. Had to go on a ride with the girls that required balancing the car. The attendant directed *mom* to a certain seat. Yes, I, a 20-year-old, have four 10-year-old daughters. It was fun though, most ”adult” rides have height limits and it was the first time most of the girls were tall anough for the big rides.
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    What song should we play for our first dance? Here’s absolutely no information about us and no indication of our musical preferences. Go!

    My fiance and I legit started considering rickrolling our friends and family. The lyrics to never gonna give you up aren’t actually half bad for that purpose. If we do that, we’re gonna do an ”actual” first dance though and then make a seamless transition.
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    Is Lake Tahoe part of the ocean?................can’t make this stuff up
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    Why are you going to college?
    :stares at college graduate:
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    Playing a game where a player was asked to spell Mississippi. She asked, the state or the river?
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    I know they're just doing their job but when you go to the grocery store early in the morning and the clerk asks you what your plans are for the day. I'm wearing hotel slippers and buying a gallon of Pedialyte... let's do this first, ok?
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    "This couldn't have fit in one of the other Keto threads that already have debates going?"
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    What are you?

    Human is always going to be the answer even though I know you are trying to ask what my ethnicity is. You shouldn't be asking that right when I meet you anyways.
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    CatsIvuE wrote: »

    6 inch is of course

    I really wish the sandwich artist would have told her that.
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    Honestly, does this dress/pants/top/ make me look fat?

    No win situation
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    Jimb376mfp wrote: »

    FYI for all Males
    “never ask that unless she is crowning”

    No. . Never ask that unless she is on the operating table giving birth.
  • Posts: 3,678 Member
    *yawns*
    Tutor: ”You seem tired. Do you need to sit down for a while?”
    I am in a wheelchair. A wheelCHAIR.
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    Your last name is so long. Do you ever spell it wrong?

    Um, no it's my name. Lol
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