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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    <3<3<3
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    Sex, money and drugs sell.

    What do you sell money for?

    Probably a little less than asking

    The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.

    The bitcoin-doubloon conversion rate just makes me grit my teeth in frustration, so I find I have more satisfying encounters when I use chocolate gold coins.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    Sex, money and drugs sell.

    What do you sell money for?

    Probably a little less than asking

    The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.

    How many doubloons do you have

    About tree-fiddy of them.

    $3.50 worth or 350 coins?

    This is very important.

    350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    Sex, money and drugs sell.

    What do you sell money for?

    Okay I sense where you’re going. Obviously it’s a stupid saying. To be honest I don’t even know if it’s a legit saying. Growing up my friends would constantly tease me for my stupid puns because meaning obviously get’s lost in translation.

    Anyways, we all use money to obtain things.Think about it, relationships regardless of its nature are in essence purchased in a daily basis. I know people that will spend large sums of money to forge friendships and bond with a certain crowd. All for the sake of image and or power.

    As for me I would rather profit then sell my money anyways. Hence, I’ve been considering taking advice from a friend of mine and removing my uterus. I read you can average $25,000 to $55,000 American dollars for a healthy womb.

    I really could’ve used this info a month ago :expressionless:
  • starfighter65
    starfighter65 Posts: 413 Member
    Damn it ! I just spilled food on my new shirt !
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    Sex, money and drugs sell.

    What do you sell money for?


    As for me I would rather profit then sell my money anyways. Hence, I’ve been considering taking advice from a friend of mine and removing my uterus. I read you can average $25,000 to $55,000 American dollars for a healthy womb.

    That Uterus Appraiser job listing I saw on Indeed the other day makes a lot more sense now.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    Sex, money and drugs sell.

    What do you sell money for?

    Probably a little less than asking

    The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.

    How many doubloons do you have

    About tree-fiddy of them.

    $3.50 worth or 350 coins?

    This is very important.

    350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.

    Are you accepting sugar baby applications?

    Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    Lazy moronic complainers. Just shut up and do your job.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    how come I get "boo"ed when I say stuff like this?
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    Sex, money and drugs sell.

    What do you sell money for?

    Probably a little less than asking

    The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.

    How many doubloons do you have

    About tree-fiddy of them.

    $3.50 worth or 350 coins?

    This is very important.

    350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.

    Are you accepting sugar baby applications?

    Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.

    I need to vent about this because that is *kitten*

    Nobody use @Caporegiem as your sugar daddy, he doesn't pay well.

    People that actually know the schmeckle to doubloon to dollar conversion rate will know you're wrong.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    how come I get "boo"ed when I say stuff like this?

    You don’t pay people in chocolate coins.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    Sex, money and drugs sell.

    What do you sell money for?

    Probably a little less than asking

    The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.

    How many doubloons do you have

    About tree-fiddy of them.

    $3.50 worth or 350 coins?

    This is very important.

    350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.

    Are you accepting sugar baby applications?

    Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.

    My application is in the mail
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    Sex, money and drugs sell.

    What do you sell money for?

    Probably a little less than asking

    The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.

    How many doubloons do you have

    About tree-fiddy of them.

    $3.50 worth or 350 coins?

    This is very important.

    350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.

    Are you accepting sugar baby applications?

    Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.

    I need to vent about this because that is *kitten*

    Nobody use @Caporegiem as your sugar daddy, he doesn't pay well.

    People that actually know the schmeckle to doubloon to dollar conversion rate will know you're wrong.

    Well I'm not @MeeseeksAndDestroy I'M SORRY I CANT BE HER

    I miss her scientific wit
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    Sex, money and drugs sell.

    What do you sell money for?

    Probably a little less than asking

    The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.

    How many doubloons do you have

    About tree-fiddy of them.

    $3.50 worth or 350 coins?

    This is very important.

    350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.

    Are you accepting sugar baby applications?

    Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.

    My application is in the mail

    @DeadliftsAndSprinkles see he gets it!
  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,817 Member
    I can’t say. Too “political,” but I am enraged, horrified, ashamed, screaming internally, freaking out, terrified, anguished.

    So much this.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    Sex, money and drugs sell.

    What do you sell money for?

    Probably a little less than asking

    The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.

    How many doubloons do you have

    About tree-fiddy of them.

    $3.50 worth or 350 coins?

    This is very important.

    350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.

    Are you accepting sugar baby applications?

    Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.

    I need to vent about this because that is *kitten*

    Nobody use @Caporegiem as your sugar daddy, he doesn't pay well.

    People that actually know the schmeckle to doubloon to dollar conversion rate will know you're wrong.

    Well I'm not @MeeseeksAndDestroy I'M SORRY I CANT BE HER

    I miss her scientific wit

    I miss her so much! Everything she said made me laugh so much. If anyone deserves ban forgiveness, it’s her.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    This is sexy

    I was strutting as I wrote it
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    Sex, money and drugs sell.

    What do you sell money for?

    Probably a little less than asking

    The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.

    How many doubloons do you have

    About tree-fiddy of them.

    $3.50 worth or 350 coins?

    This is very important.

    350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.

    Are you accepting sugar baby applications?

    Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.

    My application is in the mail

    @DeadliftsAndSprinkles see he gets it!

    What do YOU know anyways, you drive a windowless weiner van

    Stop I already said I am interested you don’t have to keep talking him up
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    Sex, money and drugs sell.

    What do you sell money for?

    Probably a little less than asking

    The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.

    How many doubloons do you have

    About tree-fiddy of them.

    $3.50 worth or 350 coins?

    This is very important.

    350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.

    Are you accepting sugar baby applications?

    Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.

    My application is in the mail

    @DeadliftsAndSprinkles see he gets it!

    What do YOU know anyways, you drive a windowless weiner van

    A lot, that's why I drive a windowless weiner van with a couch in it.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    Sex, money and drugs sell.

    What do you sell money for?

    Probably a little less than asking

    The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.

    How many doubloons do you have

    About tree-fiddy of them.

    $3.50 worth or 350 coins?

    This is very important.

    350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.

    Are you accepting sugar baby applications?

    Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.

    I need to vent about this because that is *kitten*

    Nobody use @Caporegiem as your sugar daddy, he doesn't pay well.

    People that actually know the schmeckle to doubloon to dollar conversion rate will know you're wrong.

    Well I'm not @MeeseeksAndDestroy I'M SORRY I CANT BE HER

    I miss her scientific wit

    I miss her so much! Everything she said made me laugh so much. If anyone deserves ban forgiveness, it’s her.

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    This is sexy

    I was strutting as I wrote it

    You’re sure talented. I can’t even type properly with these sausage fingers. Meanwhile your walking, typing and thinking all at the same time.

    No bragging but I was chewing something too.
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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.

    So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.

    Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.

    how come I get "boo"ed when I say stuff like this?

    by "boo"ed do you mean they used the "woo" button? If that's the case then peeps were totally applauding you! At least that is my perspective when I am "woo"ed

    nah, I get argued with. I get pretty few woos.
  • FibroHiker
    FibroHiker Posts: 398 Member
    Realize that there are two sides to every story and you haven't heard the other side yet.
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    Damn it ! I just spilled food on my new shirt !

    I know your pain. So sorry. Was it a nice shirt?
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    I hate it when everyone is joking around on a thread and having fun and then bam!!!! That one poster starts the serious advice like you're the mf expert.
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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    I hate it when everyone is joking around on a thread and having fun and then bam!!!! That one poster starts the serious advice like you're the mf expert.

    Sorry :|

    You're walking a fine line with your behavior. You're lucky your cute
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I hate it when everyone is joking around on a thread and having fun and then bam!!!! That one poster starts the serious advice like you're the mf expert.

    It is exhausting being the expert, I'll refrain.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    I hate it when everyone is joking around on a thread and having fun and then bam!!!! That one poster starts the serious advice like you're the mf expert.

    It is exhausting being the expert, I'll refrain.

    You're only the expert on bs.....Boob sweat
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