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caco_ethes wrote: »Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.
So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.
Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.
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Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.
So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.
Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.
Sex, money and drugs sell.
What do you sell money for?
Probably a little less than asking
The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.
The bitcoin-doubloon conversion rate just makes me grit my teeth in frustration, so I find I have more satisfying encounters when I use chocolate gold coins.1 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.
So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.
Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.
Sex, money and drugs sell.
What do you sell money for?
Probably a little less than asking
The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.
How many doubloons do you have
About tree-fiddy of them.
$3.50 worth or 350 coins?
This is very important.
350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.0 -
laprimaJenny wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.
So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.
Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.
Sex, money and drugs sell.
What do you sell money for?
Okay I sense where you’re going. Obviously it’s a stupid saying. To be honest I don’t even know if it’s a legit saying. Growing up my friends would constantly tease me for my stupid puns because meaning obviously get’s lost in translation.
Anyways, we all use money to obtain things.Think about it, relationships regardless of its nature are in essence purchased in a daily basis. I know people that will spend large sums of money to forge friendships and bond with a certain crowd. All for the sake of image and or power.
As for me I would rather profit then sell my money anyways. Hence, I’ve been considering taking advice from a friend of mine and removing my uterus. I read you can average $25,000 to $55,000 American dollars for a healthy womb.
I really could’ve used this info a month ago
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Damn it ! I just spilled food on my new shirt !0
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laprimaJenny wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.
So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.
Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.
Sex, money and drugs sell.
What do you sell money for?
As for me I would rather profit then sell my money anyways. Hence, I’ve been considering taking advice from a friend of mine and removing my uterus. I read you can average $25,000 to $55,000 American dollars for a healthy womb.
That Uterus Appraiser job listing I saw on Indeed the other day makes a lot more sense now.2 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.
So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.
Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.
Sex, money and drugs sell.
What do you sell money for?
Probably a little less than asking
The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.
How many doubloons do you have
About tree-fiddy of them.
$3.50 worth or 350 coins?
This is very important.
350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.
Are you accepting sugar baby applications?
Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.1 -
Lazy moronic complainers. Just shut up and do your job.0
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caco_ethes wrote: »Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.
So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.
Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.
how come I get "boo"ed when I say stuff like this?0 -
@DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.
So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.
Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.
Sex, money and drugs sell.
What do you sell money for?
Probably a little less than asking
The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.
How many doubloons do you have
About tree-fiddy of them.
$3.50 worth or 350 coins?
This is very important.
350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.
Are you accepting sugar baby applications?
Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.
I need to vent about this because that is *kitten*
Nobody use @Caporegiem as your sugar daddy, he doesn't pay well.
People that actually know the schmeckle to doubloon to dollar conversion rate will know you're wrong.1 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.
So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.
Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.
how come I get "boo"ed when I say stuff like this?
You don’t pay people in chocolate coins.0 -
Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.
So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.
Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.
Sex, money and drugs sell.
What do you sell money for?
Probably a little less than asking
The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.
How many doubloons do you have
About tree-fiddy of them.
$3.50 worth or 350 coins?
This is very important.
350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.
Are you accepting sugar baby applications?
Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.
My application is in the mail0 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »@DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.
So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.
Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.
Sex, money and drugs sell.
What do you sell money for?
Probably a little less than asking
The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.
How many doubloons do you have
About tree-fiddy of them.
$3.50 worth or 350 coins?
This is very important.
350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.
Are you accepting sugar baby applications?
Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.
I need to vent about this because that is *kitten*
Nobody use @Caporegiem as your sugar daddy, he doesn't pay well.
People that actually know the schmeckle to doubloon to dollar conversion rate will know you're wrong.
Well I'm not @MeeseeksAndDestroy I'M SORRY I CANT BE HER
I miss her scientific wit1 -
CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.
So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.
Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.
Sex, money and drugs sell.
What do you sell money for?
Probably a little less than asking
The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.
How many doubloons do you have
About tree-fiddy of them.
$3.50 worth or 350 coins?
This is very important.
350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.
Are you accepting sugar baby applications?
Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.
My application is in the mail
@DeadliftsAndSprinkles see he gets it!1 -
aChuisle_moChroi wrote: »I can’t say. Too “political,” but I am enraged, horrified, ashamed, screaming internally, freaking out, terrified, anguished.
So much this.0 -
CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »@DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.
So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.
Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.
Sex, money and drugs sell.
What do you sell money for?
Probably a little less than asking
The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.
How many doubloons do you have
About tree-fiddy of them.
$3.50 worth or 350 coins?
This is very important.
350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.
Are you accepting sugar baby applications?
Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.
I need to vent about this because that is *kitten*
Nobody use @Caporegiem as your sugar daddy, he doesn't pay well.
People that actually know the schmeckle to doubloon to dollar conversion rate will know you're wrong.
Well I'm not @MeeseeksAndDestroy I'M SORRY I CANT BE HER
I miss her scientific wit
I miss her so much! Everything she said made me laugh so much. If anyone deserves ban forgiveness, it’s her.0 -
Clever_User_Name wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.
So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.
Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.
This is sexy
I was strutting as I wrote it0 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.
So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.
Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.
Sex, money and drugs sell.
What do you sell money for?
Probably a little less than asking
The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.
How many doubloons do you have
About tree-fiddy of them.
$3.50 worth or 350 coins?
This is very important.
350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.
Are you accepting sugar baby applications?
Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.
My application is in the mail
@DeadliftsAndSprinkles see he gets it!
What do YOU know anyways, you drive a windowless weiner van
Stop I already said I am interested you don’t have to keep talking him up2 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.
So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.
Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.
Sex, money and drugs sell.
What do you sell money for?
Probably a little less than asking
The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.
How many doubloons do you have
About tree-fiddy of them.
$3.50 worth or 350 coins?
This is very important.
350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.
Are you accepting sugar baby applications?
Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.
My application is in the mail
@DeadliftsAndSprinkles see he gets it!
What do YOU know anyways, you drive a windowless weiner van
A lot, that's why I drive a windowless weiner van with a couch in it.0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »@DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »laprimaJenny wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Why do so many funny and interesting women still resort to talking about sex here almost exclusively? There’s nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, but please, for the love of god.. don’t start believing that it makes you more interesting.
So be yourself. Make the stupid pun. Dodge that easy sexual reference. Tell on yourself. Tease someone. Talk about your travels.
Your sexuality doesn’t define you. You’re better than that, trust me.
Sex, money and drugs sell.
What do you sell money for?
Probably a little less than asking
The whole thing confuses me. This is why I only deal in doubloons, I can buy all the sex and drugs and bitcoins I want with them.
How many doubloons do you have
About tree-fiddy of them.
$3.50 worth or 350 coins?
This is very important.
350 of course. The dollar to doubloon conversion rate is way higher than $3.50.
Are you accepting sugar baby applications?
Yes but sugar babies only get paid in schmeckles.
I need to vent about this because that is *kitten*
Nobody use @Caporegiem as your sugar daddy, he doesn't pay well.
People that actually know the schmeckle to doubloon to dollar conversion rate will know you're wrong.
Well I'm not @MeeseeksAndDestroy I'M SORRY I CANT BE HER
I miss her scientific wit
I miss her so much! Everything she said made me laugh so much. If anyone deserves ban forgiveness, it’s her.
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