How do I get a woman to be my friend

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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    well, you be super sweet and shy, and bring your super hot *kitten* friend with you to meet her. She will fall for *kitten* friend and you will get friend zoned.

    p.s. beware friendzone status lasts forever, so only do this if you really want to be friends
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    send her a d pic

    Can I be your friend?
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.

    There won’t be bad scenes
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.

    There won’t be bad scenes

    Part of me wants to say `Send proof`, the other part is painfully aware of the d pic discussion which goes on in parallel
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.

    There won’t be bad scenes

    Part of me wants to say `Send proof`, the other part is painfully aware of the d pic discussion which goes on in parallel

    There won’t be a d pic








    It’ll be a video
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    send her a d pic

    Can I be your friend?
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    lol-just-kidding-meme.jpg

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    I expect my d pics to all involve a little bonnet style hat on said D.
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.

    There won’t be bad scenes

    Part of me wants to say `Send proof`, the other part is painfully aware of the d pic discussion which goes on in parallel

    There won’t be a d pic








    It’ll be a video

    Will there be reciting of pros and cons out loud, preferably in a Morgan Freeman-esque narrator voice, as originally requested?
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.

    There won’t be bad scenes

    Part of me wants to say `Send proof`, the other part is painfully aware of the d pic discussion which goes on in parallel

    There won’t be a d pic








    It’ll be a video

    Will there be reciting of pros and cons out loud, preferably in a Morgan Freeman-esque narrator voice, as originally requested?

    What about a Batman voice?
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.

    There won’t be bad scenes

    Part of me wants to say `Send proof`, the other part is painfully aware of the d pic discussion which goes on in parallel

    There won’t be a d pic








    It’ll be a video

    Will there be reciting of pros and cons out loud, preferably in a Morgan Freeman-esque narrator voice, as originally requested?

    What about a Batman voice?

    Vague. We talking Bale, Affleck, Keaton? One of the animated series voice actors like Ben McKenzie?

    Also if narrator Freeman not possible I'd rather you use a Bane voice.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.

    There won’t be bad scenes

    Part of me wants to say `Send proof`, the other part is painfully aware of the d pic discussion which goes on in parallel

    There won’t be a d pic








    It’ll be a video

    Will there be reciting of pros and cons out loud, preferably in a Morgan Freeman-esque narrator voice, as originally requested?

    What about a Batman voice?

    Vague. We talking Bale, Affleck, Keaton? One of the animated series voice actors like Ben McKenzie?

    Also if narrator Freeman not possible I'd rather you use a Bane voice.

    How are you going to go to McKenzie before Conroe, the one and only

    It’s more Baleish. I can grow some Keaton craziness in there. Bane is possible, Latin Bane or Hardy Bane?
  • KevHex
    KevHex Posts: 256 Member
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    Lick your finger and put it in their ear, they love that.
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    itwentthere wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    Oh IC what you did here.

    You can try making a video of yourself reciting out loud the pros and cons (in your point of view) for being accepted as a friend. I'd watch that.

    Will you be eating snacks?

    I can do that. And throw popcorn at the screen at the bad scenes.

    There won’t be bad scenes

    Part of me wants to say `Send proof`, the other part is painfully aware of the d pic discussion which goes on in parallel

    There won’t be a d pic








    It’ll be a video

    Will there be reciting of pros and cons out loud, preferably in a Morgan Freeman-esque narrator voice, as originally requested?

    What about a Batman voice?

    Vague. We talking Bale, Affleck, Keaton? One of the animated series voice actors like Ben McKenzie?

    Also if narrator Freeman not possible I'd rather you use a Bane voice.

    How are you going to go to McKenzie before Conroe, the one and only

    It’s more Baleish. I can grow some Keaton craziness in there. Bane is possible, Latin Bane or Hardy Bane?

    My bad, first one to come to mind... he's doing Gordon in Gotham.

    Baleish is good. Bane is good.

    Waiting for your submission in the Velfie thread.
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    edited June 2018
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    KevHex wrote: »
    Lick your finger and put it in their ear, they love that.

    Kev, Kev, Kev this isn’t a fetish thread.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    KevHex wrote: »
    Lick your finger and put it in their ear, they love that.

    This guy knows ;);)
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    edited June 2018
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    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    KevHex wrote: »
    Lick your finger and put it in their ear, they love that.

    Wrong hole dude

    Their nose? You're just gross.
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    If you had friendly mutton chops, gave her endless backstage passes, and grade A catering, that would probably help.
  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
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    Have an endless stock of Kleenex boxes and Ben & Jerry's

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