MFP - Fitness site or pick-up bar?

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  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,187 Member
    ythannah wrote: »
    Well I can tell you from experience that if you use a cartoon image of an awkward teenage girl who writes erotic friend fiction as your profile photo you won't get propositioned on here :p

    Ditto an alpaca

    I have a thing for alpacas 😉

    You're very cute and fuzzy yourself :*
  • AmberGlitterSparkles
    AmberGlitterSparkles Posts: 699 Member
    See, I’m a mean person, sometimes. If someone sends me unsolicited pics. I will google grandma boobs and send them back. I have also sent back pictures of other dudes junk(always bigger of course) and tell them that I “haven’t had the surgery yet. It’s so nice to meet an open minded man.” They pretty much leave me along after that. Put a little scare into them. 😂😂😂

    Yeah. I saved those pics. ✌️

    Hahahahaha
    Glad you enjoy! Haha!
  • AmberGlitterSparkles
    AmberGlitterSparkles Posts: 699 Member
    See, I’m a mean person, sometimes. If someone sends me unsolicited pics. I will google grandma boobs and send them back. I have also sent back pictures of other dudes junk(always bigger of course) and tell them that I “haven’t had the surgery yet. It’s so nice to meet an open minded man.” They pretty much leave me along after that. Put a little scare into them. 😂😂😂

    Had a random send me junk pics on FB messenger even though we weren't friends. So I creeped his profile, found his mom and forwarded his message to her asking if she knew what kind of creep her son was?
    Sorry, not sorry.

    Yes! Great minds think alike. Teach the creep a lesson.
  • Breezybreeze7
    Breezybreeze7 Posts: 1,044 Member
    Crude messages do not bother me. Sometimes I’ll even entertain if I’m bored. You can’t send pics on MFP so if you agree to go to another app where you can exchange pics, it’s your own call so don’t be surprised when you do get nekkid pics. But it’s the internet, so you have a delete, unfriend, and block button. Be wise.
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    See, I’m a mean person, sometimes. If someone sends me unsolicited pics. I will google grandma boobs and send them back. I have also sent back pictures of other dudes junk(always bigger of course) and tell them that I “haven’t had the surgery yet. It’s so nice to meet an open minded man.” They pretty much leave me along after that. Put a little scare into them. 😂😂😂

    Had a random send me junk pics on FB messenger even though we weren't friends. So I creeped his profile, found his mom and forwarded his message to her asking if she knew what kind of creep her son was?
    Sorry, not sorry.

    :D:D:D:D that's amazing
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,990 Member
    Crude messages do not bother me. Sometimes I’ll even entertain if I’m bored. You can’t send pics on MFP so if you agree to go to another app where you can exchange pics, it’s your own call so don’t be surprised when you do get nekkid pics. But it’s the internet, so you have a delete, unfriend, and block button. Be wise.

    Can you not imbed them anymore? That's how I received a photo of a man with only a towel hanging off his junk

    That's real talent!
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    Crude messages do not bother me. Sometimes I’ll even entertain if I’m bored. You can’t send pics on MFP so if you agree to go to another app where you can exchange pics, it’s your own call so don’t be surprised when you do get nekkid pics. But it’s the internet, so you have a delete, unfriend, and block button. Be wise.

    Can you not imbed them anymore? That's how I received a photo of a man with only a towel hanging off his junk

    I think the bigger problem is not being able to send messages to random people anymore. Now only my friends get to see my junk.....:)
  • covetthycarbs
    covetthycarbs Posts: 300 Member
    Crude messages do not bother me. Sometimes I’ll even entertain if I’m bored. You can’t send pics on MFP so if you agree to go to another app where you can exchange pics, it’s your own call so don’t be surprised when you do get nekkid pics. But it’s the internet, so you have a delete, unfriend, and block button. Be wise.

    Can you not imbed them anymore? That's how I received a photo of a man with only a towel hanging off his junk

    If it’s not a monkey 🐵 on a swing hanging off of his junk he better not waste my time. Knowwhatimsayin?
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    Best dating site I've been on to date...I get to satiate my need to send and recieve nudes to and from both genders! So many people here are willing to just jump into a serious relationship and almost everyone is fit and 'stunning'
    And it's free?? Pass me a margarita!

    Sounds like you have found everything you need!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,335 Member
    Crude messages do not bother me. Sometimes I’ll even entertain if I’m bored. You can’t send pics on MFP so if you agree to go to another app where you can exchange pics, it’s your own call so don’t be surprised when you do get nekkid pics. But it’s the internet, so you have a delete, unfriend, and block button. Be wise.

    I read this as: "Don't Be Afraid To Make a Bad Decision Or Two"
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Best dating site I've been on to date...I get to satiate my need to send and recieve nudes to and from both genders! So many people here are willing to just jump into a serious relationship and almost everyone is fit and 'stunning'
    And it's free?? Pass me a margarita!

    Is margarita time....or...ice cream time 😉😉
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    Well, that sounds just dangerous 😮
  • bojack5 wrote: »
    Best dating site I've been on to date...I get to satiate my need to send and recieve nudes to and from both genders! So many people here are willing to just jump into a serious relationship and almost everyone is fit and 'stunning'
    And it's free?? Pass me a margarita!

    Sounds like you have found everything you need!

    You know it! ;)
  • Best dating site I've been on to date...I get to satiate my need to send and recieve nudes to and from both genders! So many people here are willing to just jump into a serious relationship and almost everyone is fit and 'stunning'
    And it's free?? Pass me a margarita!

    Is margarita time....or...ice cream time 😉😉

    Margarita Slushy time! 🍹🍹
  • Breezybreeze7
    Breezybreeze7 Posts: 1,044 Member
    Crude messages do not bother me. Sometimes I’ll even entertain if I’m bored. You can’t send pics on MFP so if you agree to go to another app where you can exchange pics, it’s your own call so don’t be surprised when you do get nekkid pics. But it’s the internet, so you have a delete, unfriend, and block button. Be wise.

    Can you not imbed them anymore? That's how I received a photo of a man with only a towel hanging off his junk

    Really?!? Interesting. I didn’t know about this.
  • ZodFit
    ZodFit Posts: 394 Member
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    Excuse me, can I talk to you for a minute?
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
    “Fitness site or pickup bar?” Hey if I could pick up the bar, I wouldn’t need a fitness site.