38 yr old divorced single mom- AMA

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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,589 MFP Moderator
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    do you have a fitbit?

    Like 4 years ago.

    ugh thank god, I couldnt imagine what would happen if you were on a rage too :/
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    do you have a fitbit?

    Like 4 years ago.

    ugh thank god, I couldnt imagine what would happen if you were on a rage too :/

    I'd have to make 8 more threads about it.
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Is it true that you can identify close to 37% of MFP members by their *kitten*?
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

    o0mxjiy1uw03.gif

    🤣
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Is it true that you can identify close to 37% of MFP members by their *kitten*?

    I used to be able to. But that was before people used others' booty pics and passed as their own. Probably found on pinterest. 🤷‍♀️
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

    o0mxjiy1uw03.gif

  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

    o0mxjiy1uw03.gif
    Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

    o0mxjiy1uw03.gif
    Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?

    Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?
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  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    If you could order anything on the Olive Garden menu, what would it be?
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    If you could order anything on the Olive Garden menu, what would it be?

    Salad and breadsticks.
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

    o0mxjiy1uw03.gif
    Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?

    Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?

    Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    If you could order anything on the Olive Garden menu, what would it be?

    Salad and breadsticks.
    We would go to a nicer place.
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    If you could order anything on the Olive Garden menu, what would it be?

    Salad and breadsticks.
    We would go to a nicer place.

    Please elaborate- what’s nicer than OG yo?
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    If you could order anything on the Olive Garden menu, what would it be?

    Salad and breadsticks.
    We would go to a nicer place.

    Please elaborate- what’s nicer than OG yo?

    Lol there are places near me that are family owned by Italians. We could go to Olive Garden if she wants.
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Reckoner67 wrote: »
    If you could order anything on the Olive Garden menu, what would it be?

    Salad and breadsticks.
    We would go to a nicer place.

    Please elaborate- what’s nicer than OG yo?

    Lol there are places near me that are family owned by Italians. We could go to Olive Garden if she wants.

    Such as.. feel free to plug said mom and pop shops - they might appreciate it
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

    o0mxjiy1uw03.gif
    Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?

    Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?

    Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?

    I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

    o0mxjiy1uw03.gif
    Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?

    Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?

    Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?

    I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
    Well in that case I would sit at the bar with you for some drinks. What's your favorite drink? We could go dancing for a second date.😉
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

    o0mxjiy1uw03.gif
    Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?

    Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?

    Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?

    I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
    Well in that case I would sit at the bar with you for some drinks. What's your favorite drink? We could go dancing for a second date.😉

    Ok but I'm old. I like to be home so I can watch reruns of Grey's Anatomy and be asleep by 10.
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

    o0mxjiy1uw03.gif
    Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?

    Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?

    Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?

    I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
    Well in that case I would sit at the bar with you for some drinks. What's your favorite drink? We could go dancing for a second date.😉

    Ok but I'm old. I like to be home so I can watch reruns of Grey's Anatomy and be asleep by 10.
    THats ok. Can we cuddle on the couch as we watch the show. I private messaged you btw.
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Soccermavrick wrote: »
    Since when is 38 OLD????

    I agree.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Soccermavrick wrote: »
    Since when is 38 OLD????

    Well I'm 39 now
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    How many baby elephants would you own if you could own baby elephants?
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    If you could only keep five phone numbers of people outside your family, whose would they be?

    1. Work number so I can call in sick.
    2. The BFF.
    3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
    4. Mr. Booty Call.
    5. Pizza Hut.

    Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

    o0mxjiy1uw03.gif
    Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?

    Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?

    Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?

    I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
    Well in that case I would sit at the bar with you for some drinks. What's your favorite drink? We could go dancing for a second date.😉

    Ok but I'm old. I like to be home so I can watch reruns of Grey's Anatomy and be asleep by 10.
    THats ok. Can we cuddle on the couch as we watch the show. I private messaged you btw.

    Oh we don't do that here.

    Well I would like to hangout while watching Tv if it's fine.
  • daniellam01
    daniellam01 Posts: 2,583 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    How many baby elephants would you own if you could own baby elephants?

    6
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    daniellam01 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    How many baby elephants would you own if you could own baby elephants?

    6

    If you don't mind, would you please tell me why it would be 6 and not 5 or 7? Thank you for your input.
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