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    38 yr old divorced single mom- AMA

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      Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
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      Like 4 years ago.

      ugh thank god, I couldnt imagine what would happen if you were on a rage too :/
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      4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
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      ugh thank god, I couldnt imagine what would happen if you were on a rage too :/

      I'd have to make 8 more threads about it.
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      Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
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      1. Work number so I can call in sick.
      2. The BFF.
      3. The automated bank number so I can see how broke I am.
      4. Mr. Booty Call.
      5. Pizza Hut.

      Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?
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      daniellam01 wrote: »
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      Can I be Mr. Booty call. Can we go out sometime?

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      Is it true that you can identify close to 37% of MFP members by their *kitten*?
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      Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
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      🤣
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      SwannySez wrote: »
      Is it true that you can identify close to 37% of MFP members by their *kitten*?

      I used to be able to. But that was before people used others' booty pics and passed as their own. Probably found on pinterest. 🤷‍♀️
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      Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
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      Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
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      Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?
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      daniellam01 wrote: »
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      Thanks for considering. I would take you on a date maybe to a nice Italian restaurant?

      Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?
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      If you could order anything on the Olive Garden menu, what would it be?
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      Reckoner67 wrote: »
      If you could order anything on the Olive Garden menu, what would it be?

      Salad and breadsticks.
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      Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
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      Oh yeah? I like to eat. Can I order anything on the menu?

      Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?
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      Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
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      Salad and breadsticks.
      We would go to a nicer place.
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      daniellam01 wrote: »
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      We would go to a nicer place.

      Please elaborate- what’s nicer than OG yo?
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      Cowsfan1 wrote: »
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      Please elaborate- what’s nicer than OG yo?

      Lol there are places near me that are family owned by Italians. We could go to Olive Garden if she wants.
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      daniellam01 wrote: »
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      Lol there are places near me that are family owned by Italians. We could go to Olive Garden if she wants.

      Such as.. feel free to plug said mom and pop shops - they might appreciate it
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      daniellam01 wrote: »
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      Of course. What do you wanna do after? I was thinking we go dancing?

      I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
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      Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
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      I'll probably be too full and gassy from all the carbs to be able to shake what my mama gave me. What if I sit at the bar and watch you dance instead?
      Well in that case I would sit at the bar with you for some drinks. What's your favorite drink? We could go dancing for a second date.😉
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      daniellam01 wrote: »
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      Well in that case I would sit at the bar with you for some drinks. What's your favorite drink? We could go dancing for a second date.😉

      Ok but I'm old. I like to be home so I can watch reruns of Grey's Anatomy and be asleep by 10.
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      Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
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      Ok but I'm old. I like to be home so I can watch reruns of Grey's Anatomy and be asleep by 10.
      THats ok. Can we cuddle on the couch as we watch the show. I private messaged you btw.
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      Soccermavrick wrote: »
      Since when is 38 OLD????

      I agree.
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      Soccermavrick wrote: »
      Since when is 38 OLD????

      Well I'm 39 now
    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      How many baby elephants would you own if you could own baby elephants?
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      Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
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      Oh we don't do that here.

      Well I would like to hangout while watching Tv if it's fine.
    • Posts: 2,583 Member
      cee134 wrote: »
      How many baby elephants would you own if you could own baby elephants?

      6
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      daniellam01 wrote: »
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      6

      If you don't mind, would you please tell me why it would be 6 and not 5 or 7? Thank you for your input.
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