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mustacheU2Lift
mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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Unspoken rules
Are you serious moments!?
She did what/rumors
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    Did you really just heat up your fish in the work room microwave!? Now everything stinks.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    do the goldfish taste better when you swirl them until they are gone?
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
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    Did you really not flush that toilet when you bled all in it?
  • IHaveMyActTogether
    IHaveMyActTogether Posts: 945 Member
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    Did you really just have your husband drop you off and your boyfriend pick you up in the same day?

    Relationship goals.
  • IHaveMyActTogether
    IHaveMyActTogether Posts: 945 Member
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    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    Did you really just crop dust passed my desk?!

    Can't really help it. On a diet. All those veggies and protein shakes. The fat gets released as gas.
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
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    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    Pour_Decisions wrote: »
    Did you really not flush that toilet when you bled all in it?

    oh geeze, unread! unread!

    Oh trust me, I wish I could unsee. Some of these young ladies in this office are slobs!
  • IHaveMyActTogether
    IHaveMyActTogether Posts: 945 Member
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    Did you really think natural/essential oil deoderant was going to cover up the fact that you didn't bathe this morning?


    Do you think that kind of deodorant covers up anything at all on any day?


    Do you even wear deodorant?

    Inquiring minds want to know. As in everybody.
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
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    Speaker phone conference call in a cubicle, really? Do you think you're the only one who works here?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    90 minute lunch AND smoke breaks every hour?

    Do you work in my office? That shiznit gets so old.
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
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    Maybe learn to not mutter under your breath. Either say it to the person's face or shut up.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    it isn't necessary to lean over my food when im eating my lunch on break at my desk and say "oooooh what are you eating today".

    getting your old lady coffee breath all over my food and me.

    and no i don't care what so-and-so said about anything on your facebook mommy group either that's why i always just say "wow that's crazy"

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