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Office Gossip

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  • Posts: 759 Member

    Take small items from his desk, make a photocopy of them, then put the copies back wherever the original item was

    This made me laugh out loud!! Which, more than likely made him wake up :D
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  • Posts: 17 Member
    Do you really have to say everything out loud that is in your head and then ask me all day did I hear you. Yikes!!
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  • Posts: 8,219 Member
    this morning I almost got a peek at my cube mates panties as she bent over someone else's desk and her already short skit has a huge slit up the back
  • Posts: 38 Member
    Do you really think people in the office don't know you're banging each other and that you were while he still had a girlfriend? You guys are about as subtle as a gun.
  • Posts: 5,843 Member
    I really don't care to overhear the details of your honeymoon.
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  • Posts: 7,074 Member
    I like the honeymoons where she gets knocked up. 😉
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  • Posts: 4,022 Member
    Did you really *kitten* on the floor 2 feet from the toilet?
  • Posts: 7,074 Member
    Seems people always have chit to say about me....

    But never have chit to say to me.

    No balls

    Take this to vague I say!!!
    😀
  • Posts: 576 Member
    Thread delivers.
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  • Posts: 759 Member

    Exactly. Greg in the office supplies room with the cleaner at 6pm. Now I can't help thinking where that stapler's been :|

    Was it by chance a Red Swingline Stapler?
  • Posts: 9,578 Member

    Exactly. Greg in the office supplies room with the cleaner at 6pm. Now I can't help thinking where that stapler's been :|

    Girl ... You KNOW office cleaners in NZ do it EVERYWHERE on the daily ... Maybe, on your desk too. ROFL.
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  • Posts: 759 Member

    Yes. Those things are notoriously skanky.

    Them damn red ones!
  • Posts: 576 Member
    Say what you will about Dwight. But he walked off with the hottest girl in the office.
    Angela%2BDwight+Discovered.jpg
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  • Posts: 576 Member

    Girl ... You KNOW office cleaners in NZ do it EVERYWHERE on the daily ... Maybe, on your desk too. ROFL.

    Good for them. My desk deserves to see a little fun and happiness sometimes.
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  • Posts: 9,578 Member
    edited August 2018

    My desk is getting more action than I am.
    I am not happy about this.

    HAAhhaa @777Gemma888 - New Zealand needs to keep it in its pants :D

    Eeesh. You wouldn't want a random.

    Lol@NZ
  • Posts: 7,074 Member
    My desk gets a lot of crumbs on it ...
  • Posts: 9,578 Member
    amwbox wrote: »

    Good for them. My desk deserves to see a little fun and happiness sometimes.
    👏👏👏
  • Posts: 5,844 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    My desk gets a lot of crumbs on it ...

    Sorry i get hungry when youre gone...cheeze it probs
  • Posts: 576 Member
    👏👏👏

    If sex isn't fun and happy...you're doing it wrong.
  • Posts: 576 Member
    :D
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