How to respond if someone says you're overweight!

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Punch them in the LIPS. Unless you are short in which case, punch them in the other LIPS. (#2, does this count as 2 or just 1?)
  • victortou
    victortou Posts: 4
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    I was out with a VERY overweight friend one night (actually i think she carries it well, you would think she was a size 18) and some drunk guy came up and said to her "oh my god your fat" and she just looked at him and said "yes I am. And....?".He had no response at all, and just muttered and wandered off. I always remember that and always wished I had that confidence!
  • DonnaRe2012
    DonnaRe2012 Posts: 298 Member
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    ^^^^ Agreed AWESOME !!!
  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
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    Sure am. I also have amazing boobs, can outrun you and probably pick you up and throw you.
  • skierbum
    skierbum Posts: 7
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    Not true. Technically I'm obese.
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
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  • harphy
    harphy Posts: 290 Member
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    Yes, I plan to go on a diet!
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
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    Depends on how much time you have to waste.

    If none then "Oh I am sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a toss what you think"

    If you have plenty of time to waste. Ask them what weight loss programme they would advise you to take up. Then engage them in a long and pointless discussion on every scam diet you can think of until they are begging you to stop talking about weight loss. Then say "Well you started it"
  • Shell_7609
    Shell_7609 Posts: 786 Member
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    I think it's kinder than asking if I'm pregnant which has happened to me numerous times. :(

    ^^ I've gotten this one a few times, I quit wearing one of my favorite summer tops because of it (I can't have kids, so it really upset me)

    I was walking one evening, and a car drove past me & a guy yelled out the window at me to "Go on a f***ing diet fatso"
  • chubaway
    chubaway Posts: 1,645 Member
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    Ask them to explain - "I'm sorry, I'm not sure I know what you mean. Please explain."

    Then just stare at them as if seriously interested in what they have to say. If they start to answer just walk away.
  • 2pupsmama
    2pupsmama Posts: 77
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    At least I'm not a f****witt


    Good luck.

    Love this! short and to the point
  • amirahdaboss
    amirahdaboss Posts: 921 Member
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    i can lose weight
    ur face and atttitude, on the other hand, will be forever ugly
  • amirahdaboss
    amirahdaboss Posts: 921 Member
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    that movie was AWESOME! i love fat amy
  • ssm_1972
    ssm_1972 Posts: 396 Member
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    Oh no, it is just due to some medico reason I am looking bit overweight as it has been confirmed by my doc recently, may be due to thyroid or some IBS problem, I am not sure I shall have to get the report rechecked ;)
  • angelique_redhead
    angelique_redhead Posts: 782 Member
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    Your powers of observation are absolutely astounding. *Sarcasm emoticon*
  • biggirl1000
    biggirl1000 Posts: 189 Member
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    LOVE this reply. Would be the LAST time they commented on someone's weight.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    No sh1t? I must have eaten in my sleep, I weighed 175 when I went to bed last night. I better go see a doctor

    Damn, just don't tell me I'm white.

    True, but you're ugly and an *kitten*

    Thanks for pointing that out Captain Obvious

    It's an allergic reaction to idiots. You got too close

    It's your moms fault, every time we f uck she gives me a donut
  • angelique_redhead
    angelique_redhead Posts: 782 Member
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    Several of my other favorites are:

    When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you.

    I'll give your opinion all the consideration it deserves.

    Yes, I'm fat but you're rude.

    And your point IS....?

    Your powers of observation are absolutely astounding. *Sarcasm emoticon*
  • jen_zz
    jen_zz Posts: 1,011 Member
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    It's an allergic reaction to idiots. You got too close

    It's your moms fault, every time we f uck she gives me a donut

    Haha those 2 are intense!
  • stefjc
    stefjc Posts: 484 Member
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    That one's easy..

    Why thank you for noticing - I used to be obese :)



    Oops, someone else used it... must be good then :-D

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