Need help with a PURELY hypothetical situation.

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  • sorcha1977
    sorcha1977 Posts: 133 Member
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    If you're worried about someone finding them in that person's trash, simply take them to another dumpster and/or wrap them in a ton of other trash and triple-bag it.
  • _chiaroscuro
    _chiaroscuro Posts: 1,340 Member
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    I actually just wanted to IBTL but I was curious, so Google.

    http://www.sextoyrecycling.com/howitworks.html

    Their tagline: "Love Yourself, Love The Planet"
  • AJinBirmingham
    AJinBirmingham Posts: 497
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    1. Take the ducks to a stranger's garage sale (preferably a girl scout/boy scout or church mission fundraiser.)

    2. Quietly place the ducks on a crowded table when no one is looking.

    3. Stand where you can discreetly photograph the faces of the shoppers with your iPhone.

    4. Post the pictures here.
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Use one as a hood ornament on your car.
  • BikerGirlElaine
    BikerGirlElaine Posts: 1,631 Member
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    Let me just take this opportunity to say...

    If you have a creative sex life, you might request that (one of) your partner(s) come and clean out your house before your relatives show up.

















    Just sayin'.
  • VryIrishGirl76
    VryIrishGirl76 Posts: 1,167 Member
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    Garbage!
    I think that would be the definitive line on donations.
    :laugh:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Send them to an enemy or a group that you don't like and attach a note that says: "Go F*#k Yourself"" Signed TFT
  • smelons
    smelons Posts: 450 Member
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    I've been in this situation and they went straight in the bin, although it was tempting to put them with the rest of the items that were donated to the charity shop...
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
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    Hold on! I will send you my address in a PM!
  • Papillon22
    Papillon22 Posts: 1,160 Member
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    I actually just wanted to IBTL but I was curious, so Google.

    http://www.sextoyrecycling.com/howitworks.html

    Their tagline: "Love Yourself, Love The Planet"
    who knew!

    If I was to decide, I'd put them in a bag, drive somewhere far and throw them in the trash.
  • RunningForeverMama
    RunningForeverMama Posts: 261 Member
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    1. Take the ducks to a stranger's garage sale (preferably a girl scout/boy scout or church mission fundraiser.)

    2. Quietly place the ducks on a crowded table when no one is looking.

    3. Stand where you can discreetly photograph the faces of the shoppers with your iPhone.

    4. Post the pictures here.

    Ha, ha! Best idea thus far!
  • AnninStPaul
    AnninStPaul Posts: 1,372 Member
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    Ewww...throw them out!

    AGREE!!
  • kit_katty
    kit_katty Posts: 994 Member
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    Hypothetical or not.......


    This........was.......hysterical......:laugh:



    Oh, and by the way....hypothetically just throw the 'ducks' out!!

    Agreed!
  • Dunsirn
    Dunsirn Posts: 82 Member
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    I'm sorry for your hypothetical loss.
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
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    Donate them all to Westboro Baptist Church! They love practical jokes like that.

    Oh, and make sure the return address is also someone you don't like.
  • Lyerin
    Lyerin Posts: 818 Member
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    1. Put ducks in bag.
    2. Drive to house of someone who is mean to you.
    3. Put bag of ducks in outside trash can with top of bag open.
    4. Tip over garbage can.
    5. Wait at safe distance and enjoy.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    I would probably throw them away.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    How else are the less fortunate going to obtain their very own rubber d*ck?
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