Need help with a PURELY hypothetical situation.

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TheFinalThird
TheFinalThird Posts: 315 Member
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An MFP friend suggested that I post this on a message board. So here goes nothing.

Let's say, PURELY hypothetically, you are half a country away from your house, cleaning out a deceased relative's home. And you happen upon a hypothetical bag of used rubber d*cks (and I don't mean ducks). Do you think the Salvation Army or Volunteers of America would take them? If not, any suggestions? And please don't tell me to shove you know what you know where. '

Thank you!
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  • ciarabrennan7
    ciarabrennan7 Posts: 11 Member
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    Of what?
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    bag of used rubber ****s.

    What does ****'s rhyme with?
  • Veslus
    Veslus Posts: 72 Member
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    Just...just throw the ducks away.

    No one is going to want a used duck anyway. And I doubt anyone goes to the Salvation Army looking to purchase a used duck.
  • SergeantG
    SergeantG Posts: 92
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    Hypothetical or not.......


    This........was.......hysterical......:laugh:



    Oh, and by the way....hypothetically just throw the 'ducks' out!!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    Donate them to a church.
  • sharonfoustmills
    sharonfoustmills Posts: 519 Member
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    trash can!
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
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    No.


    But perhaps one of my friends will.....

    *looks around*
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
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    OMG - LOL! Come on now, use some common sense and chuck the ducks. #1, I seriously doubt a thrift shop would shelf something like that to sell (especially Salvation Army - they are a Christian organization after all) and #2, who wants a used duck? Talk about unsanitary!
  • kpick41
    kpick41 Posts: 81 Member
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    Ewww...throw them out!
  • Skyebella27
    Skyebella27 Posts: 62
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    Ummm gross lol. Not gross that there's a bag of ducks, but the thought of donating used ducks...that's gross.

    How about throwing the hypothetical ducks in the garbage? I would NEVER buy a used duck. *shivers*
  • TheFinalThird
    TheFinalThird Posts: 315 Member
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    Hypothetically, people keep digging through the dumpster. I don't want them finding THAT! Especially people who, hypothetically knew this person.
  • laural007
    laural007 Posts: 251 Member
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    Bleach them and sell them on Craigslist!

    OR - don't bleach them...some sicko would probably take them used lol
  • Me2FitMe
    Me2FitMe Posts: 1,284 Member
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    Trash them, burn them... doesn't matter! Just don't donate them!! OMG!!
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    trash or craigslist
  • JoelleAnn78
    JoelleAnn78 Posts: 1,492 Member
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    :blushing: OMG. Thank you. That is all. :laugh:
  • ashleegil
    ashleegil Posts: 26
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    Oh. wow. Just.....Wow!

    Throw them away.....

    Was there even seriously a question about what to do with them?

    HaHA that's is just one of those things you find and accidentally open the bag too far to get a view of it's contents and then trash the whole bag without a word to anyone else.....

    This is so funny. I am laughing so loud right now the students at my work( I work in a college student center)are looking at me like I am nutso! :D
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
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    Ok, so then take the trash bag with the ducks somewhere else. There are trash recepticals EVERYWHERE! Gas station, grocery store, library, etc. if the bag's too big then find a construction site with a dumpster and throw it in there when no one's around. Or just take it straight to the local dump.
  • ElizaPure
    ElizaPure Posts: 25 Member
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    OMG that's so funny ! :laugh: in the bin babes defo lol xXx
  • MzManiak
    MzManiak Posts: 1,361 Member
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    You can't be serious. This is like those disgusting people that try to donate used underwear... just throw the damn things out. There are a few things that should never be bought used.
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