Need help with a PURELY hypothetical situation.
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TheFinalThird
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An MFP friend suggested that I post this on a message board. So here goes nothing.
Let's say, PURELY hypothetically, you are half a country away from your house, cleaning out a deceased relative's home. And you happen upon a hypothetical bag of used rubber d*cks (and I don't mean ducks). Do you think the Salvation Army or Volunteers of America would take them? If not, any suggestions? And please don't tell me to shove you know what you know where. '
Thank you!
Let's say, PURELY hypothetically, you are half a country away from your house, cleaning out a deceased relative's home. And you happen upon a hypothetical bag of used rubber d*cks (and I don't mean ducks). Do you think the Salvation Army or Volunteers of America would take them? If not, any suggestions? And please don't tell me to shove you know what you know where. '
Thank you!
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Of what?0
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bag of used rubber ****s.
What does ****'s rhyme with?0 -
Just...just throw the ducks away.
No one is going to want a used duck anyway. And I doubt anyone goes to the Salvation Army looking to purchase a used duck.0 -
Hypothetical or not.......
This........was.......hysterical......:laugh:
Oh, and by the way....hypothetically just throw the 'ducks' out!!0 -
Donate them to a church.0
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trash can!0
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No.
But perhaps one of my friends will.....
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OMG - LOL! Come on now, use some common sense and chuck the ducks. #1, I seriously doubt a thrift shop would shelf something like that to sell (especially Salvation Army - they are a Christian organization after all) and #2, who wants a used duck? Talk about unsanitary!0
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Ewww...throw them out!0
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Ummm gross lol. Not gross that there's a bag of ducks, but the thought of donating used ducks...that's gross.
How about throwing the hypothetical ducks in the garbage? I would NEVER buy a used duck. *shivers*0 -
Hypothetically, people keep digging through the dumpster. I don't want them finding THAT! Especially people who, hypothetically knew this person.0
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Bleach them and sell them on Craigslist!
OR - don't bleach them...some sicko would probably take them used lol0 -
Trash them, burn them... doesn't matter! Just don't donate them!! OMG!!0
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trash or craigslist0
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:blushing: OMG. Thank you. That is all. :laugh:0
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Oh. wow. Just.....Wow!
Throw them away.....
Was there even seriously a question about what to do with them?
HaHA that's is just one of those things you find and accidentally open the bag too far to get a view of it's contents and then trash the whole bag without a word to anyone else.....
This is so funny. I am laughing so loud right now the students at my work( I work in a college student center)are looking at me like I am nutso!0 -
Ok, so then take the trash bag with the ducks somewhere else. There are trash recepticals EVERYWHERE! Gas station, grocery store, library, etc. if the bag's too big then find a construction site with a dumpster and throw it in there when no one's around. Or just take it straight to the local dump.0
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OMG that's so funny ! :laugh: in the bin babes defo lol xXx0
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You can't be serious. This is like those disgusting people that try to donate used underwear... just throw the damn things out. There are a few things that should never be bought used.0
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