Need help with a PURELY hypothetical situation.

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  • classictoaster
    classictoaster Posts: 197
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    But for the love of god, toss them. No one wants a used wang.
  • leopardjunkie
    leopardjunkie Posts: 149
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    Donate them all to Westboro Baptist Church! They love practical jokes like that.

    Oh, and make sure the return address is also someone you don't like.


    I second this suggestion!

    yes this!!!
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 775 Member
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    1. Get a friend/relative who will appreciate your errand, dress up all in black with ski masks.

    2. While playing the Mission Impossible theme song, drive to an apartment complex, restaurant, superstore... somewhere with a large dumpster.

    3. Dump bag 'o dildoes

    4. Head IMMEDIATELY to a bar, drink tequila, and toast the deceased. Hypothetically.
  • leopardjunkie
    leopardjunkie Posts: 149
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    But for the love of god, toss them. No one wants a used wang.

    he he he you said wang.... he he he
  • Briko3
    Briko3 Posts: 266 Member
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    First, you take a picture and send it to all of your family saying, "Look what I found at ____ house! Can you believe it???" Then you throw them away.
  • ILoveBreakfast671
    ILoveBreakfast671 Posts: 76 Member
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    Give it to the homeless, or leave one in every public restroom you come across from now on.
  • larodriguez02
    larodriguez02 Posts: 106 Member
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    ewww
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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    Ok, so then take the trash bag with the ducks somewhere else. There are trash recepticals EVERYWHERE! Gas station, grocery store, library, etc. if the bag's too big then find a construction site with a dumpster and throw it in there when no one's around. Or just take it straight to the local dump.
    Just watch for those surveillance cam....that stuff comes back...
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  • AglaeaC
    AglaeaC Posts: 1,974 Member
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    Ok, so then take the trash bag with the ducks somewhere else. There are trash recepticals EVERYWHERE! Gas station, grocery store, library, etc. if the bag's too big then find a construction site with a dumpster and throw it in there when no one's around. Or just take it straight to the local dump.
    Just watch for those surveillance cam....that stuff comes back...
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    There is an appropriate picture for all replies.
  • michellekicks
    michellekicks Posts: 3,624 Member
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    Hypothetical or not.......


    This........was.......hysterical......:laugh:



    Oh, and by the way....hypothetically just throw the 'ducks' out!!

    Agreed!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    This.
  • larodriguez02
    larodriguez02 Posts: 106 Member
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    1. Take the ducks to a stranger's garage sale (preferably a girl scout/boy scout or church mission fundraiser.)

    2. Quietly place the ducks on a crowded table when no one is looking.

    3. Stand where you can discreetly photograph the faces of the shoppers with your iPhone.

    4. Post the pictures here.

    This, best one I"ve read yet, would love to see pictures!
  • lambchristie
    lambchristie Posts: 552 Member
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    Surprised you'd ask ... hypothetically ...

    Not hypothetically: just throw them away.
  • AJinBirmingham
    AJinBirmingham Posts: 497
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    1. Take the ducks to a stranger's garage sale (preferably a girl scout/boy scout or church mission fundraiser.)

    2. Quietly place the ducks on a crowded table when no one is looking.

    3. Stand where you can discreetly photograph the faces of the shoppers with your iPhone.

    4. Post the pictures here.

    This, best one I"ve read yet, would love to see pictures!

    I like this one too. :)
  • deksgrl
    deksgrl Posts: 7,237 Member
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    Would you really want to meet a person face to face to sell them to a buyer from Craigslist? I mean, embarrassment notwithstanding. Do you really want to meet up with a person who would buy such a thing used?
  • _Countryboy_
    _Countryboy_ Posts: 71
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    An MFP friend suggested that I post this on a message board. So here goes nothing.

    Let's say, PURELY hypothetically, you are half a country away from your house, cleaning out a deceased relative's home. And you happen upon a hypothetical bag of used rubber d*cks (and I don't mean ducks). Do you think the Salvation Army or Volunteers of America would take them? If not, any suggestions? And please don't tell me to shove you know what you know where. '

    Thank you!


    A duck, huh? If it floats on water, it must weigh the same thing as a duck, therefore being a witch.

    YOU SHOULD BURN THEM. Immediately, if not sooner!

    Oh, they are not REALLY ducks?

    BURN THEM ANYWAY!!!!!
  • xxmarysmxx
    xxmarysmxx Posts: 199 Member
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    I always wanted to start a business just for situations like these.

    You pay a small fee as a retainer . If something happens I will open your home, take all the lube, porn, toys, etc... Then I will replace it with lifetime movies, a bible, letters from kids in other countries you've been supporting, etc.

    Instant image change: from a kinkster to a do-gooder your family would be proud of!

    LMAO... I knew I liked you.
  • AliciaStinger
    AliciaStinger Posts: 402 Member
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    HYPOTHETICALLY, I would leave them on doorsteps of people I don't like. Heck, I'd love to pour them in through the sunroof of my neighbor's car; that would be hysterical. Hypothetically. (Although if I had money to blow - ahem- this might not be hypothetical).

    Like everyone else said, nobody in their right mind is going to take them used. Might as well have fun with them. I mean, a different kind of fun.
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
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    are you at Louis Ck's house?
  • casmithis
    casmithis Posts: 216 Member
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    1. Take the ducks to a stranger's garage sale (preferably a girl scout/boy scout or church mission fundraiser.)

    2. Quietly place the ducks on a crowded table when no one is looking.

    3. Stand where you can discreetly photograph the faces of the shoppers with your iPhone.

    4. Post the pictures here.

    This, best one I"ve read yet, would love to see pictures!

    Waiting for those pics!!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    HYPOTHETICALLY, I would leave them on doorsteps of people I don't like. Heck, I'd love to pour them in through the sunroof of my neighbor's car; that would be hysterical. Hypothetically. (Although if I had money to blow - ahem- this might not be hypothetical).

    Like everyone else said, nobody in their right mind is going to take them used. Might as well have fun with them. I mean, a different kind of fun.

    People who keep saying nobody wants to buy them used seriously underestimate the level of freakishness that exists in this world. People buy dirty panties that other people crap in on the internet.
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