Need help with a PURELY hypothetical situation.
Options
Replies
-
I'm sure Pintrest is full of creative ways to use them for arts and crafts. Open up an etsy store (That's still a thing, right?), and BAM, easy money.0
-
Ok, so then take the trash bag with the ducks somewhere else. There are trash recepticals EVERYWHERE! Gas station, grocery store, library, etc. if the bag's too big then find a construction site with a dumpster and throw it in there when no one's around. Or just take it straight to the local dump.
I had a similar situation, and that's what I did. I drove across town to an apartment complex, and chucked them in their dumpster. Noone will ever know whose they were if they go diving.
...not realizing that particular apartment complex recently decided to crackdown on people trespassing and littering on their property, so they asked local law enforcement to keep an eye on it...
...and you just happened to check your "bag of unknown contents" into the dumpster when they were watching.
Looking forward to reading about this one on thesmokinggun.com.0 -
I don't know if this was previously proposed(because im too lazy to read all 6 pages), but if this ducks are extremely old, maybe they could be donated to a museum for an exhibit. Your deceased might even get a nice plaque put up acknowledging her (?) generous contribution.0
-
Wait. Didnt read all pages but Im curious how you know they are used and not brand new still???
she smelled them....
think about that for a minute
(I do not know if she actually smelled them, but it's the only option I got...so I went with it)...cue visual now0 -
get some bicycle helmets and duct tape and make unicorn costumes!!!0
-
Hot glue googly eyes on them and open an Etsy store.
Lmfao!0 -
oh my!0
-
Donate them to a church.
LOL - you made me spit out my drink.0 -
Plant them on people's lawns. For fun. See who keeps them and who chucks them. Could be interesting way to find out what your neighbours are really like lol
this gives me an idea. call some friends and jump into a car with the bag and take them around town for a more interesting game of "Ding Dong Ditch" where you leave the duck on the doorstep to be found after ringing the bell and running as is the tradition. (get it ?--ding dong?...i kill me *slapsknee*).
I would SO do this^^^^^^^^^^ WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
Hot glue googly eyes on them and open an Etsy store.
Damn our overlapping cleverness!
just a little FYI... it is illegal in China to sell sex toys, so many of them have faces on them so they can be sold as novelties rather than sex toys.0
This discussion has been closed.
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391.9K Introduce Yourself
- 43.5K Getting Started
- 259.8K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.7K Food and Nutrition
- 47.3K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 399 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.8K Motivation and Support
- 7.9K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 978 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.4K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions