Need help with a PURELY hypothetical situation.
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Hypothetically, people keep digging through the dumpster. I don't want them finding THAT! Especially people who, hypothetically knew this person.
Put them in the neighbors trash and pretend you don't know where they came from. Or find a dumpster at some store and dump them there so nobody will know where they came from0 -
Donate them all to Westboro Baptist Church! They love practical jokes like that.
Oh, and make sure the return address is also someone you don't like.0 -
Gross! Throw that ish away!0
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Could be a gag gift for the "Duck Dynasty" crew...0
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Lmao!! Who needs a bag of *kitten* lol One's not enough? Kinky, triple penetration?0
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Just out of pure curiosity...when you say a "bag" of d*cks...how many are you talking? 5? 50? I'm concerned by the fact that they can't be concealed in the garbage that you have a mother load...hypothetically speaking...0
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this is why i am a habitual cleaner/clearer-outer of my house. you never know when you might go, and who might have to go through your things.0
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Use them as jolly alternatives to garden gnomes.
If they are of differing sizes and colours you could also create a back garden chess set.
Invite Grandma round for a game0 -
1. Take the ducks to a stranger's garage sale (preferably a girl scout/boy scout or church mission fundraiser.)
2. Quietly place the ducks on a crowded table when no one is looking.
3. Stand where you can discreetly photograph the faces of the shoppers with your iPhone.
4. Post the pictures here.
Answer FTW!!! :-)0 -
Why is throwing them away not an option? :huh:
It's not like anyone will ever want to re-use them.0 -
One word my friend - Craigslist. People on Craigslist will buy ANYTHING, trust me. Chuck some disinfectant in the bag, shake it, then hose them off and send 'em to anyone who'll pay.0
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If they're vintage, there may be a market for them. Slap the word "vintage" on anything and someone will buy 'em.
If they're just plain used... trash.0 -
It's sad that you're obviously making this post to try to be funny or get attention at your deceased relative's expense, especially w/your family photo right there on your profile. I believe that you actually found these things, and also believe that you know what to do w/them...because it's obvious you should trash them. How would you feel if someone was going through YOUR things after you died & found a questionable item & decided to turn it into a big laugh on a public website. Have a little respect for the dead.0
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People would probably stop going through the trash if they were to find that. Win/win.0
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It sounds like great christmas presents.0
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This reminds me, must clean out my drawers.0
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You can't be serious. This is like those disgusting people that try to donate used underwear... just throw the damn things out. There are a few things that should never be bought used.
Amen-and I doubt this is serious! I surely hope not.0 -
It's sad that you're obviously making this post to try to be funny or get attention at your deceased relative's expense, especially w/your family photo right there on your profile. I believe that you actually found these things, and also believe that you know what to do w/them...because it's obvious you should trash them. How would you feel if someone was going through YOUR things after you died & found a questionable item & decided to turn it into a big laugh on a public website. Have a little respect for the dead.
I'm pretty sure no one actually died. Just being funny.0 -
Who would want a used duck?:laugh:0
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It's sad that you're obviously making this post to try to be funny or get attention at your deceased relative's expense, especially w/your family photo right there on your profile. I believe that you actually found these things, and also believe that you know what to do w/them...because it's obvious you should trash them. How would you feel if someone was going through YOUR things after you died & found a questionable item & decided to turn it into a big laugh on a public website. Have a little respect for the dead.
Wouldn't care because.....ummm.....dead.
Besides, when it's a person you loved dearly, sometimes laughter helps heal the pain of a loss. I hope when I die, people find something to laugh about when they clear out my junk. Just don't open the red box marked "Cleveland."0
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