Need help with a PURELY hypothetical situation.
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Just ... toss them.....(you made me laugh when I read this!!)0
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1. Take the ducks to a stranger's garage sale (preferably a girl scout/boy scout or church mission fundraiser.)
2. Quietly place the ducks on a crowded table when no one is looking.
3. Stand where you can discreetly photograph the faces of the shoppers with your iPhone.
4. Post the pictures here.0 -
Donate them to a church.
for the win! :drinker:
ETA Westboro Church at that. They are a bunch of ducks, why not send them a bunch of ducks.0 -
There is a reason my best friend knows to find the box beside my bed marked "Honeymoon" and dispose of the contents in the event of my death...
And I know to clear out the hidden compartment of her underwear drawer. Gotta love best friends!0 -
I'll PM you my Ex-boyfriend's address. Send them there.0
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start your own D#cks dynasty.:blushing:0
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I actually just wanted to IBTL but I was curious, so Google.
http://www.sextoyrecycling.com/howitworks.html
Their tagline: "Love Yourself, Love The Planet"
i didn't know this was an option! that's good to know.0 -
I know this is hypothetical, but I've never before felt torn between extending my hypothetical condolences and laughing at hypothetical ducks. Interesting.0
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It's sad that you're obviously making this post to try to be funny or get attention at your deceased relative's expense, especially w/your family photo right there on your profile. I believe that you actually found these things, and also believe that you know what to do w/them...because it's obvious you should trash them. How would you feel if someone was going through YOUR things after you died & found a questionable item & decided to turn it into a big laugh on a public website. Have a little respect for the dead.
Wouldn't care because.....ummm.....dead.
Besides, when it's a person you loved dearly, sometimes laughter helps heal the pain of a loss. I hope when I die, people find something to laugh about when they clear out my junk. Just don't open the red box marked "Cleveland."
Yeah... and for all you know the dead person might have found this whole thing quite hysterical. I mean you can't be too uptight if you keep a big bag of d*cks lying around.0 -
Just...just throw the ducks away.
No one is going to want a used duck anyway. And I doubt anyone goes to the Salvation Army looking to purchase a used duck.
^ this. and never speak of it again.0 -
Ok, so then take the trash bag with the ducks somewhere else. There are trash recepticals EVERYWHERE! Gas station, grocery store, library, etc. if the bag's too big then find a construction site with a dumpster and throw it in there when no one's around. Or just take it straight to the local dump.
I had a similar situation, and that's what I did. I drove across town to an apartment complex, and chucked them in their dumpster. Noone will ever know whose they were if they go diving.0 -
1. Take the ducks to a stranger's garage sale (preferably a girl scout/boy scout or church mission fundraiser.)
2. Quietly place the ducks on a crowded table when no one is looking.
3. Stand where you can discreetly photograph the faces of the shoppers with your iPhone.
4. Post the pictures here.0 -
It's sad that you're obviously making this post to try to be funny or get attention at your deceased relative's expense, especially w/your family photo right there on your profile. I believe that you actually found these things, and also believe that you know what to do w/them...because it's obvious you should trash them. How would you feel if someone was going through YOUR things after you died & found a questionable item & decided to turn it into a big laugh on a public website. Have a little respect for the dead.
Wouldn't care because.....ummm.....dead.
Besides, when it's a person you loved dearly, sometimes laughter helps heal the pain of a loss. I hope when I die, people find something to laugh about when they clear out my junk. Just don't open the red box marked "Cleveland."
Not only dead, but with that many toys, probably died happy. :smokin:0 -
It's sad that you're obviously making this post to try to be funny or get attention at your deceased relative's expense, especially w/your family photo right there on your profile. I believe that you actually found these things, and also believe that you know what to do w/them...because it's obvious you should trash them. How would you feel if someone was going through YOUR things after you died & found a questionable item & decided to turn it into a big laugh on a public website. Have a little respect for the dead.
Wouldn't care because.....ummm.....dead.
Besides, when it's a person you loved dearly, sometimes laughter helps heal the pain of a loss. I hope when I die, people find something to laugh about when they clear out my junk. Just don't open the red box marked "Cleveland."
Not only dead, but with that many toys, probably died a happy. :smokin:0 -
Speaking as somone who owns a few ducks
1. My mates have a key to my house and in the event something should happen to me they know to hit it before my mum does
2. Sell them. Buy something that reminds you of deceased person. They are inanimate objects that hopefully brought a lot of pleasure in their time. They are able to be sterilised. Personally I stick mine in the dishwasher - you might want to think about whether you accept a dinner invitation from me or not.........
3. An ex and I split up - bad times and lots of trauma. In a fit of rage one day she put out our 'special suitcase' for the bin men. I am haunted by the idea of that suitcase falling out of the back of the lorry and splitting open as it tumbled down onto the mound of refuse :laugh: and then I laugh. Because life is short, sex is ace and laughter is even better.0 -
Lmao!! Who needs a bag of *kitten* lol One's not enough? Kinky, triple penetration?
It makes you feel more slutty, like you're with a bunch of different guys taknig turns.0 -
I'd sell them on craigslist.
Or you could always just give them to the relatives' widowed spouse.
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Well, HYPOTHETICALLY speaking one cannot donate used, er, DUCKS. The DUCKS would be contaminated with various, um, fluids that would make them unsafe for anyone else to use.
This is definitely today's WTF thread.0 -
There is a reason my best friend knows to find the box beside my bed marked "Honeymoon" and dispose of the contents in the event of my death...
And I know to clear out the hidden compartment of her underwear drawer. Gotta love best friends!
What if you die together in a fiery car crash. You need backups.0 -
Donate them to a church.
It was worth waking up today just to see this!0 -
Donate them all to Westboro Baptist Church! They love practical jokes like that.
Oh, and make sure the return address is also someone you don't like.
I second this suggestion!0 -
I say send them to Tracy Emin. I'm sure she could do something very interesting with them.0
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In some countries, it is required by law to put them with your recycling instead of the trash.0
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Lmao!! Who needs a bag of *kitten* lol One's not enough? Kinky, triple penetration?
Okay Ms. Judgy McJudgerson maybe she was a collector?
He who throws the first duck, must duck! No seriously DUCK! Incoming!0 -
I always wanted to start a business just for situations like these.
You pay a small fee as a retainer . If something happens I will open your home, take all the lube, porn, toys, etc... Then I will replace it with lifetime movies, a bible, letters from kids in other countries you've been supporting, etc.
Instant image change: from a kinkster to a do-gooder your family would be proud of!0 -
Bury them in the backyard so the next owner with a dog will have the pleasure of finding the buried treasure. Even have a mini ceremony, grave markers and everything.0
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Lmao!! Who needs a bag of *kitten* lol One's not enough? Kinky, triple penetration?
It makes you feel more slutty, like you're with a bunch of different guys taknig turns.
Makes sense0 -
1. Take the ducks to a stranger's garage sale (preferably a girl scout/boy scout or church mission fundraiser.)
2. Quietly place the ducks on a crowded table when no one is looking.
3. Stand where you can discreetly photograph the faces of the shoppers with your iPhone.
4. Post the pictures here.0 -
Lmao!! Who needs a bag of *kitten* lol One's not enough? Kinky, triple penetration?
Okay Ms. Judgy McJudgerson maybe she was a collector?
He who throws the first duck, must duck! No seriously DUCK! Incoming!
Lmao!0 -
It's sad that you're obviously making this post to try to be funny or get attention at your deceased relative's expense, especially w/your family photo right there on your profile. I believe that you actually found these things, and also believe that you know what to do w/them...because it's obvious you should trash them. How would you feel if someone was going through YOUR things after you died & found a questionable item & decided to turn it into a big laugh on a public website. Have a little respect for the dead.
Wouldn't care because.....ummm.....dead.
Besides, when it's a person you loved dearly, sometimes laughter helps heal the pain of a loss. I hope when I die, people find something to laugh about when they clear out my junk. Just don't open the red box marked "Cleveland."
Yeah... and for all you know the dead person might have found this whole thing quite hysterical. I mean you can't be too uptight if you keep a big back of d*cks lying around.
Literally.0
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