How in the world is this 4000 calories
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PlasticGains wrote: »My stupid mom finds out I'm on a diet and supposedly brings me a healthy cake fro. Whole foods and says its fruit cake and its 400 calories for the entire cake (its 6 inches) and so I being the naive piece of sht that I am ate almost 3/4 of it and heres the link
https://m.wholefoodsmarket.com/shop/NEW/3202/27925
How in the world is this small a** cake 4000 calories!!??! It wasnt even dense!! It was one of those airy cakes. How!?!?!?
I find more troublesome calling YOUR mom "stupid" than you eating 3/4 of the cake.
Edited to change "our" to "your.
Just because someone is your (general "your") parent doesn't somehow make them above reproach.
Unless the posted is younger than 7 she is responsible for what she puts in her mouth, including the calorie content if concerned about that, don't be blaming mommy. Also sitting down and eating 3/4 of something that has multiple servings when trying to drop weight? SMH
From the link posted:
"Luscious layers of delicate whipped almond mascarpone cream, fresh raspberry scented cake, adorned with fresh berries for a dessert that is remarkably refreshing and delightfully shareable."
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fruit cake can be a calorie bomb for sure
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PlasticGains wrote: »
all cakes have a fair quantity of fat (apart from sponge cake), as much as 1/3 of the cake ingredients will be fat such as butter or oil.5 -
PlasticGains wrote: »My stupid mom finds out I'm on a diet and supposedly brings me a healthy cake fro. Whole foods and says its fruit cake and its 400 calories for the entire cake (its 6 inches) and so I being the naive piece of sht that I am ate almost 3/4 of it and heres the link
https://m.wholefoodsmarket.com/shop/NEW/3202/27925
How in the world is this small a** cake 4000 calories!!??! It wasnt even dense!! It was one of those airy cakes. How!?!?!?
I find more troublesome calling YOUR mom "stupid" than you eating 3/4 of the cake.
Edited to change "our" to "your.
Just because someone is your (general "your") parent doesn't somehow make them above reproach.
Didn't see the statement where the mom tied her down and shoved cake in her mouth.
Personal responsibility.35 -
The first post in this thread was so eloquent and friendly I wanted to respond.PlasticGains wrote: »I dont see where the fat is? It's so airy and light
It contains: Milk,Eggs,Tree Nuts,Wheat,Soy, it is all fat and carbs.
Don't forget the greet tea extract.Just have an anchovy-apple cider vinegar smoothie and you'll be fine.
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PlasticGains wrote: »My stupid mom finds out I'm on a diet and supposedly brings me a healthy cake fro. Whole foods and says its fruit cake and its 400 calories for the entire cake (its 6 inches) and so I being the naive piece of sht that I am ate almost 3/4 of it and heres the link
https://m.wholefoodsmarket.com/shop/NEW/3202/27925
How in the world is this small a** cake 4000 calories!!??! It wasnt even dense!! It was one of those airy cakes. How!?!?!?
I bet your mom is more sweet than stupid and you’re smart and not a naive piece of sh:t, but this is an absolute tragedy.11 -
Are croissants not super light and airy? and all butter and super high cal? Light and airy has no direct association to low cal
I do agree with the others, stuff happens. vent a bit (I think it's valid to complain/vent in this case, get it off your chest) but then take a deep breath and move on. don't starve yourself the next few days either, just eat normally (as per your plan) and maybe skip any "special indulgences" for a few weeks(beyond what fits in your plan).
there will always be bad days, life happens. what is important is we don't let one (or even a few) bad days derail us completely.15 -
Exactly. As someone who has tried a lot of fat free/ sugar free baking, the lighter and airier a cake the more worried I am about the calorie content.Are croissants not super light and airy? and all butter and super high cal? Light and airy has no direct association to low cal
In my experience a healthy cake is a sad cake.30 -
My mom used to buy flaxseed cookies, b/c they were "healthy" cookies. I have a feeling OP's mom thinks "fruit" cake equates "healthy."
I just didn't eat the cookies. Problem solved.10 -
PlasticGains wrote: »My stupid mom finds out I'm on a diet and supposedly brings me a healthy cake fro. Whole foods and says its fruit cake and its 400 calories for the entire cake (its 6 inches) and so I being the naive piece of sht that I am ate almost 3/4 of it and heres the link
https://m.wholefoodsmarket.com/shop/NEW/3202/27925
How in the world is this small a** cake 4000 calories!!??! It wasnt even dense!! It was one of those airy cakes. How!?!?!?
you saw the cake and didn't think to check out the box to verify the 400 cals for a whole cake far too good to be true statement before you hoovered it up....?
riiiiiight.32 -
more importantly though, check out the calorie count for ONE cheesecake brownie in this thing...
https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/shop/NEW/3202/29387
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Desserts add up extremely fast. All that butter/oil and sugar, lol. Never believe nutrition information from recipes either, and whatever you think the calorie count is... double it.
Most cupcakes are like 400+ calories for something that you eat in a few bites. Keep that in mind.10 -
TavistockToad wrote: »more importantly though, check out the calorie count for ONE cheesecake brownie in this thing...
https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/shop/NEW/3202/29387
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That's impressive. Those things could be used to solve world hunger. 14 -
TavistockToad wrote: »more importantly though, check out the calorie count for ONE cheesecake brownie in this thing...
https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/shop/NEW/3202/29387
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's impressive. Those things could be used to solve world hunger.
it needs to be the most amazing brownie in the whole world ever....2 -
OP, just ask your mom to serve the cake between a couple slices of whole wheat bread, that'll solve everything. Enjoy your cake sammich!19
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PlasticGains wrote: »
Over half the calories were from fat. Just learn from it and move on. BTW isn't 4K about the going rate for a cake that size?
I don't like cake but that's about what I would have thought.
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 slice
Serving Per Container 8
Amount Per Serving
Calories 660 Calories from Fat 370
Nutritional Information for Berry Chantilly Cake: 6 inch
Amount Per Serving % Daily Value*
Total Fat 41g 63%
Saturated Fat 17g
86%
Trans Fat 0.0g
Not Applicable
Cholesterol 135mg 46%
Sodium 420mg 18%
Total Carbohydrate 68g 23%
Dietary Fiber 3g
Not Applicable
Sugars 45g
Not Applicable
Protein 5g
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TavistockToad wrote: »more importantly though, check out the calorie count for ONE cheesecake brownie in this thing...
https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/shop/NEW/3202/29387
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Wow
I also like the way it says serves 36!4 -
Stockholm_Andy wrote: »TavistockToad wrote: »more importantly though, check out the calorie count for ONE cheesecake brownie in this thing...
https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/shop/NEW/3202/29387
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Wow
I also like the way it says serves 36!
i feel like i could prove that wrong.... :bigsmile:20 -
TavistockToad wrote: »PlasticGains wrote: »My stupid mom finds out I'm on a diet and supposedly brings me a healthy cake fro. Whole foods and says its fruit cake and its 400 calories for the entire cake (its 6 inches) and so I being the naive piece of sht that I am ate almost 3/4 of it and heres the link
https://m.wholefoodsmarket.com/shop/NEW/3202/27925
How in the world is this small a** cake 4000 calories!!??! It wasnt even dense!! It was one of those airy cakes. How!?!?!?
you saw the cake and didn't think to check out the box to verify the 400 cals for a whole cake far too good to be true statement before you hoovered it up....?
riiiiiight.
Whos got time for that when there is cake and mom said its healthy lol
And she ate 3/4 of that rather large cake? Come on.
i think mom has a fantastically wicked sense of humour because there is nothing on that wholefoods website that suggests any of their cakes are 'healthy'. OPs mom just wants OP to be fat for EVER!!!!14 -
TavistockToad wrote: »more importantly though, check out the calorie count for ONE cheesecake brownie in this thing...
https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/shop/NEW/3202/29387
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OMG One of those brownies would be my entire calorie budget for the WHOLE day (1450 without exercise)!
And OP, just take this as a lesson learned, no need to beat yourself up. Next time just double check the nutrition facts and be kinder to yourself.4 -
LOL!! some can be good but they won't be the same for sure.TavistockToad wrote: »more importantly though, check out the calorie count for ONE cheesecake brownie in this thing...
https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/shop/NEW/3202/29387
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OMG!! that actually IS crazy. and that Choco+pb (my favorite combination) 750 per piece!!
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Healthy does not equate to low calorie. Something can be made with whole grain organic everything and still be high calorie.
Always read labels yourself.8 -
TavistockToad wrote: »more importantly though, check out the calorie count for ONE cheesecake brownie in this thing...
https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/shop/NEW/3202/29387
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I need to see an ingredients list for this, is there even room for any flour in there or is it all just butter and cream cheese held together by sheer force of will.20 -
TavistockToad wrote: »more importantly though, check out the calorie count for ONE cheesecake brownie in this thing...
https://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/shop/NEW/3202/29387
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I need to see an ingredients list for this, is there even room for any flour in there or is it all just butter and cream cheese held together by sheer force of will.
Held together by sheer force of will and fat. Lots of fat.
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I think the better question is how one could believe an entire 6” cake could somehow be 400 calories. A cake made of broccoli maybe.25
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I'm pretty sure your mom meant well in getting you the cake. She probably assumed that if it's from Whole Foods, it must be okay (halo effect, very common). But it is your responsibility to verify what your eating, before not after the fact.
Forgive her and yourself and move on. Lesson learned.27 -
LOL4
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nutmegoreo wrote: »Maybe all that fat will help with your constipation.
I thought so but I'm still bloated and clogged7 -
Ah, yes @tinkerbellang83 I clicked on the US link, now I see...ignore my jesting post, peeps, I need to read the labels too ; )2
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TavistockToad wrote: »PlasticGains wrote: »My stupid mom finds out I'm on a diet and supposedly brings me a healthy cake fro. Whole foods and says its fruit cake and its 400 calories for the entire cake (its 6 inches) and so I being the naive piece of sht that I am ate almost 3/4 of it and heres the link
https://m.wholefoodsmarket.com/shop/NEW/3202/27925
How in the world is this small a** cake 4000 calories!!??! It wasnt even dense!! It was one of those airy cakes. How!?!?!?
you saw the cake and didn't think to check out the box to verify the 400 cals for a whole cake far too good to be true statement before you hoovered it up....?
riiiiiight.
There was no box.. she just said it was from whole foods7
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